Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 14
Biiguy Here’s a few more ... Thanks again.
A man was arrested for giving AK47s, RPGs and other weapons to some Grizzlies. But he had to be released, because the Second Amendment grants the right to arm bears...
Jesus walks into a motel, throws three nails on the counter and says “Hey buddy, can you put me up for the night?”
If a king farts, is it a Noble Gas?
How often do I tell chemical jokes?
Periodically.
I think I left the Bromine and Boron in the cabinet.
BrB
What is the name of James Bond’s Eskimo cousin?
Bond. Polar Bond.
What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
It becomes daytrogen.
What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers.
What kind of fish has two sodium atoms?
2Na
My wife is like nitrogen and silver...
NAg, NAg, NAg
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop’s expense.
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