Chapter 14

Biiguy Here’s a few more ... Thanks again.

A man was arrested for giving AK47s, RPGs and other weapons to some Grizzlies. But he had to be released, because the Second Amendment grants the right to arm bears...

Jesus walks into a motel, throws three nails on the counter and says “Hey buddy, can you put me up for the night?”

If a king farts, is it a Noble Gas?

How often do I tell chemical jokes?
Periodically.

I think I left the Bromine and Boron in the cabinet.
BrB

What is the name of James Bond’s Eskimo cousin?
Bond. Polar Bond.

What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
It becomes daytrogen.

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers.

What kind of fish has two sodium atoms?
2Na

My wife is like nitrogen and silver...
NAg, NAg, NAg

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop’s expense.

Irish cop says, “License and registration, please.”

London Lawyer says, “What for?”

Irish cop says,”Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”

London Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”

Irish cop says,”Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.”

London Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”

Irish cop says, “The difference is, ye havte come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!”

London Lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”

Irish cop says, “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.”

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says, “Daeye want me to stop, or just slow down?”