Chapter 134

From Mcmilwp

Thanks for the jokes. My contribution follows:

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”

She replies, “Oh, how childish, that shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and he blurts, “Uhhh ... I HATE liver and cheese.”

“I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s line,” said the Poodle.

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?” The last of the three was a tiny little chihuahua. The chihuahua gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine.”