Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 133
A comment from Earl_John13
As my dog, still in possession of his, said to me the other day:
“What kind of friend takes your testes.”
This proves that tavern_knight’s mind has been the gutter a long time.
On one of the trips to my Dad’s home town ages ago, I memorized a poem from Uncle Hank’s paperback book “Jokes in the Can.”
“Here’s to the breezes that flow through the trees,
That lift little girls’ dresses above their knees,
Little boy sees, does what he pleases’ and gets social diseases,
Now how about that.”
Thank Smokeaknz for this one:
It was entertainment night at the Officer’s Mess.
After the community sing-song led by Alice at the piano it was time for the Star of the Show - Claude the Hypnotist!
Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance.
“Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time.” said Claude.
The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.
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