Chapter 129

More Fun Jokes from lotwp91

When I told the librarian that I wanted to take out “The Sensuous Woman,” she told me she would be off at six.

Education has changed a lot since I went to school. In those days, you didn’t get credit for learning about sex – You got punished!

But I approve of sex education in school. Teachers have to learn about it somewhere.

I was surprised the other day when I called a company and a receptionist answered saying, “Our automatic answering device is broken; this is a person speaking.”

I’m not much of a repairman. I worked on our cuckoo clock and now the bird backs out and asks “What time is it?”

I’m at a difficult time in my life – too tired to work and too broke to quit.

Psychiatrists now say there is only one hang-up which can ruin your life – climbing over a barbed-wire fence!

The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875. It must have been delightful, sitting there for 25 years without the phone ringing once!

Did you hear about the nudist colony that celebrated New Years Eve at 3:00 in the morning? No one was watching the clock.

The pastor’s concern for the environment has changed the words he says at funerals. Now he says “Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, our life is short, but at least we’re biodegradable.”

It’s fortunate that we have freedom of speech. It’s unfortunate that supply exceeds demand.