Chapter 127

Cbarge sent this for your perusal.

Back in the early Pleistocene a high school classmate flunked out of one of the top party schools in the U.S. He did acquire one useful skill. It was the days of the Kingstown Trio and he learned to play the banjo. There is a children’s song, Aye, Aye Aye Aye, In China they don’t grow chili so sing me another one that’s worse than the other one ... is the chorus

It became “ ... in China they do it for chili so sing me a chorus, I’ll eat your clitoris and waltz me around by my willy.” Sample limericks follow:

There once was a man named McBride who fell in an outhouse and died. Along came his brother who fell in another and now they’re interred side by side.

There once was a man from Kildare who seduced a young maid on the stair. The banister broke, he doubled his stroke and finished her off in the air.

I did a little searching for “Dirty Limericks” and found the following web site where many of the verses from back in the day appear along with some newer ones: funlimericks dot com/dirty-limericks.php?sort=up

Reminds me of my college days ... and yes having Bill and his banjo along always drew a crowd in the after-ski bar. Those who stayed as the songs moved away from pop folk songs of the day to the dirty stuff attracted the women who were into more fun.

Cheers,

CB