Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 127
Cbarge sent this for your perusal.
Back in the early Pleistocene a high school classmate flunked out of one of the top party schools in the U.S. He did acquire one useful skill. It was the days of the Kingstown Trio and he learned to play the banjo. There is a children’s song, Aye, Aye Aye Aye, In China they don’t grow chili so sing me another one that’s worse than the other one ... is the chorus
It became “ ... in China they do it for chili so sing me a chorus, I’ll eat your clitoris and waltz me around by my willy.” Sample limericks follow:
There once was a man named McBride who fell in an outhouse and died. Along came his brother who fell in another and now they’re interred side by side.
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