Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 126
Six Types of Sex
1. PENSION SEX
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having Pension sex.” “Pension sex?” “Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!”
2. LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem, doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell.” “My dear,” the shrink said, “that’s completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is.” “The problem is,” she complained, “it wakes me up!”
3. SILENT SEX
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, “How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?” She glanced at him and replied, “You’re never home!”
4. ARGUMENT SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yelled, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Wife - Cold as Ever.’” “Yeah,” she replies, “when you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads:’Here Lies My Husband - Stiff at Last.’”
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