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Jokes and Giggles Part Three

Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 125

Telephoneman’s comment on life!

It is said that a god’s power is dependent on the number of believers he has.

Still at number one is the God of Lost Socks!


patrick.vivamus provides an interesting point!

I was listening to Roll Me Over in The Clover by Rusty Warren today and realized that today’s youth might not know the bawdy or blue songs from the past. Here are her lyrics to Roll Me Over in The Clover.

Chorus: Roll me over in the clover. Roll me over lay me down and do it again.

This is number one. The fun has just begun. Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again.

This is number two. His hand is on my shoe. Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again.

This is number three. His hand is on my knee. Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again.

This is number four. He’s got me on the floor. Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again.

This is number five. And it’s grand to be alive. Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again.

This is number six. We’re really in a fix. Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again.

This is number seven. We’re practically in heaven. Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again.

This is number eight. And life for sure is great. Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again.

This is number nine. And life for sure is fine. Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again.

This is number ten. Let’s start all over again. Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again.

Rusty Warren (1930-2021) trained at the New England Conservatory of Music. She once played under the direction of Arthur Fiedler. Her albums included Songs for Sinners, Bounce Your Boobies, and Knocker Up! Seven of her albums went gold which is amazing since her records were not considered appropriate for airplay and she got zero radio or tv play.

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