Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 122
jus-dafax Is at it again!
A policeman is making his patrol on a city street when he sees two ladies of the night holding up a sign that reads “Two prostitutes... $50” Of course, the officer tells the girls that they can’t hold up a sign like that, it’s illegal. Just then further down, a guy is holding a sign that says “Jesus Saves”. The ladies ask the officer, “Why isn’t he told to put the sign down?”, to which the policeman replies, “His sign is legal because it’s religious”.
The next night the same cop is making his rounds on the same street, and there are the two hookers again, only this time holding a sign that reads, “Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter.”
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a Priest, said,... ‘I am a Father... ‘
The little boy replied, ‘My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that... ‘
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ‘‘I am the Father of many.’
The boy said, ‘‘My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way!’
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