Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 117
From Navarre, many thanks
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.” ... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, and then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read:
For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read:
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