Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 116
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Years ago, my uncle was run over by reindeer on Christmas Eve. He died of natural Causes.
A pastor friend of mine became very full of himself when he got behind the lectern. He had quite the “altar ego.”
A recent poll of women reveals that the number one reason for divorce is men.
I decided to buy a six-pack of this new non-alcoholic beer, but the cashier demanded to see some fake ID.
According to the US Census Bureau, the average is thirty-three years old. Well, at least I am above average at something.
I saw an ad for a special umbrella, but only at precipitating dealers.
I asked for a doggy bag at a local restaurant the other night. When I got home, I found a Chihuahua in there!
I went to the library and asked to see their self-help books. The librarian pointed me to the section and said, “Help yourself!”
They say that the dollar buys more in Europe these days. The trouble is our grocery stores are here in the USA.
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