Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 111
Some of MooseBreath’s Thoughts
Back in the Trojan War, if Paris had had access to modern dishwashing liquids, the outcome could have been different. Because Dawn takes Greece out of your way.
If you hear that the wedding went off without a hitch, did they or did they not get married?
People tend to rub or wash their face and eyes first thing in the morning because eyes matter.
Reltney McFee’s contribution!
Well, not really a joke: more an entry in your uplifting stories sub section.
Sometimes in my walkabout daily life, I encounter everyday folks, simply being nice. So, This Is No Shit, as they begin firehouse stories all over the world, there I was, simply grocery shopping. I happened to get in line behind an elderly woman (Pot, meet kettle. You ought to talk amongst yourselves, since you have so much in common... ) who appeared to not have altogether figured out the entire “One of these is a credit card, the other is your membership card.” thing, as she attempted to pay with her membership card.
The cashier was patient and collected. She explained that, no, THAT is your card with which you get your discounts and points, and THAT is your bank card, with which you pay for your groceries. They are different cards, for different things.
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