Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 11
Old-Grey-Duck with some Xmas thoughts:
Like many musical artists, the rocker, Billy Idol has decided to release his own Christmas Album. Songs include the following:
“Rock The Manger Of Love”
“White Sledding”
“Rebel Bell”
“Hot In The Chimney Tonight”
And the song that is fast climbing the charts...
“Dancing With My Elf”
Biiguy Just had to give us this one!!!
A mohel is someone who performs ritual circumcisions ... so he gets the ‘tips’...
af9023 is to thank for this one!!
There were these 2 old spinsters. Looking thru boxes of old photos.
Realizing there was no pictures of both of them taken together only separate.
The only photographer they knew was a really young man in town.
Calling him up, they inquired if he wasn’t very busy to take pictures of them. They time set for tomorrow, in a pretty little secluded glen.
As the photographer was setting up, He kept a running commentary of what he was doing, because older sister was hard of hearing.
The other sister had to keep repeating everything. She was starting to get a little mad and flustered. Finally getting behind the camera, he said that the focus was off.
The older sister then again asked what did he say? Yelling out that he had to Focus, Focus.
The older sister was saying, “Ohhhh the both of us”
Three little pigs walk into a restaurant. They are seated at a table. After a few minutes to look at the menu, they decide to start with some appetizers.
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