Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 104
From reporter Irvmull
In the news:
The inventor of autocorrect died today. The funnel will be held tomato.
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Analogies used by high school students in their essays:
“When she tried to sing, it sounded like a walrus giving birth to farm equipment.”
“Her eyes twinkled, like the moustache of a man with a cold.”
“She was like a magnet: attractive from the back, repulsive from the front.”
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