Jokes and Giggles Part Three
Copyright© 2021 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 103
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Why does Miss Piggy douche with vinegar?
Kermit loves to eat sweet and sour pork.
A QUESTIONAIRE, GOOD LUCK!?
1. A homeless man picks up cigarette butts discarded in the street. He can make one cigarette with 5 butts. Today he is lucky, he found 25 cigarette butts. How many cigarettes will he make?
2. Name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday.
3. John and Susan both have some apples. If John gives Susan an apple, they will both have the same number of apples. If Susan gives John an apple, John will have twice as many as Susan. How many apples do John and Susan each have?
4. Sam told his mother that “Peter’s dog can jump over his house!”. At first, his mother did not believe that but after Sam explained, his mother smiled and believed that Peter’s dog can jump over his house, indeed. What did Sam explain to his mother?
5. Sam and Charlotte were born at the exact same moment, but they don’t have the same birthdays. How could this be?
6. Mr Parker, a businessman, is leaving on a trip and stops by his office on the way to the airport, around midnight. The night watchman, Paul stops him and says, “Mr Parker, please don’t take that flight. I had a dream last night, a little after midnight, that your plane would crash and everyone would die!” The businessman cancels his trip and sure enough, the plane crashes, with no survivors. Mr Parker gives Paul a $20,000 reward for saving his life, then fires him. Why?
7. Every time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. There is one simple, logical and indisputable explanation for this. What is that?
8. You and Margaret have the same amount of strawberries. How many does Margaret need to give you so that you have 10 more strawberries than her?
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