Poems by Ashley
Story and Illustrations by Mat

Selfie Shenanigans #1

Pirie’s maid of honor took care of everything. While Steven, the groom, and his groomsmen were having their bachelor party, Evi arranged for a bachelorette party in the Whispers’ White Room. Flowers, gifts, Champagne, more champagne. Evi handed Pirie two goblets and kept them filled. “Whatever you do, don’t let a drop spill,” she told the bride-to-be. “Bad luck like you wouldn’t believe. And now for the dancing. But I believe your skirt is too tight. Here, you have your hands full. Let me adjust it.”

“What a lovely little ass you have,” Evi said as the skirt slid down Pirie’s slender legs. “You going to let Steven fuck you back there?”

“Evi!” Pirie squealed.

“If I were Steve...” Evi replied. “But I can see that you’re aroused by the idea. Your little puss is all swollen and moist.” The tip of Evi’s forefinger eased between the lips of Pirie’s sex.

“Eee-Evi!” Pirie squealed again.

“Sorry. Didn’t know you were still a virgin. How sweet.” Evi’s moistened fingertip caressed the rim of Pirie’s anus.

Pirie emitted a third squeal. Evi stood and stepped back, yanking open Pirie’s blouse. The top two buttons popped free and skittered to the dance floor, and as if it were a signal, the music started. Pirie’s modest breasts fully exposed, her ardently erect nipples licked the White Room air to the throb of Techno dance music, and six male strippers entered. The boys, all big and blond, surrounded Pirie and danced as they circled, and shed their clothing as they danced. Not more than five minutes later their bodies were bare, washboard abs glistening, silo-sized cocks swaying and lifting.

“Do it, do it, do it...” the music pulsed, and the boys stroked their cocks as they danced. “Do it now, do it now, do it now,” the music implored. “Do it, do it, do it. Now, now, now!” One by one the boys jetted, spurt after spurt of semen splattering Pirie, and before they were done she was covered in cum.

“Oh, sweetie, you did so good!” Evi complimented Pirie. “You didn’t drop the goblets. I’m so proud of you. She swiped a bit of the boy goo from Pirie’s breast and pressed her finger between Pirie’s lips. “Good huh? Oh, and don’t worry, I realized that holding two wine glasses you wouldn’t be able to take any selfies, so I took it upon myself. I got pictures of everything. I’ve even sent them out to us maids.” She showed Pirie the phone.

Pirie swallowed and both wine goblets smacked the floor and shattered, for Pirie saw that Evi had emailed the photos not just to the maids but to the full guest list.

This Hen Party at a local pub
Frequented by a men’s social club
Raised members’ interest
With a circle-jerk contest.
The bride-to-be was the game’s nub.

Selfie Shenanigans #2

Lisa and Laura’s identical Pixel phones arrived.

“We need to test them!” they said almost together.

“We do!”

“Jinx!”

They called each other almost simultaneously.

“Hello!”

“Oh, I love the little echo,” Lisa said.

“What else should we try?” Laura said.

“The camera,” they both said almost simultaneously, and they took a picture of each other taking a picture of each other.

“We could be twins!”

“Jinx.”

“Supposedly this camera is almost waterproof,” Laura said.

“But it’s not raining,” Lisa said.

“What about the shower?” Laura said.

They undressed.

They looked at each other.

“You know what?” Lisa said.

“We should try something else first.”

“Just in case.”

“Because almost doesn’t mean always.”

“Right.”

“The camera is supposed to be really good in the dark.”

“But it’s not night.”

“We could go in the closet.”

“Except it’s overstuffed.”

“What about selfies?”

“Great idea.”

“Have you ever taken a selfie of yourself?”

Lisa laughed.

Laura laughed. She said, “I mean a selfie of your sex. Just to see.”

“It would be a good test,” Lisa said.

“I am a little curious what my cunt looks like when I’m coming.”

“Me too,” Lisa agreed.

Lisa and Laura in sex-lotus positions
Posed in complementary conditions.
For between each girl’s hips,
Shut then open pussy lips
Took in copious seminal transmissions.

Selfie Shenanigans #3