Dramatis Personae

Dramatis Personae

In case you’re wondering, I thought I’d try to make things a little classier instead of simply saying, hey, these are the people I’m writing about in my autobiography. The phrase ‘Dramatis Personae’ is the more refined way of say ‘Cast of Characters.’ Since this is my autobiography, these are the important people in my life that are in this volume only. As much as it pains me, there’s not much reason to include the name of all the people on my Kansas State Champion Hutchinson High School football team, because they didn’t do much in this particular book.

That means you may want to read the previous three volumes to find out how they influenced my life. If nothing else, you’ll figure out what the heck happened such that I became the most important person in the Terran Solar System.

Me:

California (Cal) Lewis – Legal date of birth, August 22, 1968. Not my real date of birth or my original name – which is Kalikulo – but since I wasn’t born on Terra, as the phrase goes, it’s close enough for government work. I’ve also secretly gone by the name of Caelistis, also known as the Messenger from Above, or the Mother Fucking Alien, depending upon who you ask. I’m listed as 6’2”, 220 lbs, on the 1985 Stanford Cardinal football team roster. FTN Spatial Defense Minister. My security code name is, fittingly, Quarterback.

My seventeen wives:

Elizabeth (Beth / Betty / Liz) Wendy Watson – Born January 12^th, 1968, in Sacramento, California, to Harry and Elspeth Watson, grew up in Hutchinson, Kansas. Beth was 6’ tall as a sophomore in high school, and pretty flat chested. She still is, but that’s okay. Her code name is Blondie.

Dora (Spic) Angelica Menendez – Born January 18^th, 1968, in Hutchinson, Kansas, to Roberto and Esmeralda (Tejeda) Menendez. Dora’s 5’9”, was slightly plump but is now curved just right, and while we fixed her vision, she still wears zero prescription glasses for styling. Her older brother is Joaquin, and two younger sisters are Beatrice and Patricia. Her code Name: Specs, but I call her my Adorable Dora.

Evelyn (Eve) Lynette Patrick – Born January 20^th, 1968, in Hutchinson, Kansas, to Stephen and Jennifer (Kennedy) Patrick. Eve’s 5’10, with pale skin, long red hair, and more freckles than you can count. She’s very athletic, and was on the basketball team at Hutchinson before I showed up. Her code name is Hoops.

Margaret (Margie) Ann (Miller) Lewis – Born December 12, 1958, in Hutchinson, Kansas, to Allen and Marianne (Bannister) Miller. 5’6” tall, fashionable, wears glasses, large breasted (I’m a guy, I do notice them!) and very smart. MBA from Wharton at age 22 (BS in Mathematics and Psychology as well), DBA from Stanford at 26. Her code name is Slut, because she was pregnant (by me!) two hours after we first met.

Marcia Elaine (Kaufman) Lewis – Born June 11, 1962, in Hollywood, California, to Howard and Vivian Kaufman. 5’7”, auburn hair. Both her parents are deceased, killed in a car crash caused by a studio mogul, so Marcia received a rather massive payout for that. She’s an explosives and firearms expert. Bachelor’s in Mathematics and Physics from CalTech. Code Name: Calamity Jane

Jennifer Erin (Kennedy) (Patrick) Lewis – Born December12, 1943 in Kansas City, Kansas, to Tobias and Evelyn Kennedy. Was 5’9”, but now is 5’10, and looks exactly like Eve (her daughter!) other than the freckle pattern. Master’s in Education from Kansas State, and was an elementary school teacher in Hutchinson. She was athletic when younger and an avid golfer then. Now she’s the first female PGA tournament champion. Code Name: Mother

Helen Awarai Lewis – Born September 14, 1962, near Uluru, Australia, to Gloria Awarai. Her father was killed in Vietnam, and as per their culture, his name is never mentioned. 5’10”, dark skinned, with black hair, as she’s Indigenous Australian. Masters of Engineering, a Bachelor of Science, and a Diploma of Project Management. FTN Regional Assistant for Europe, Asia, and Australia. Her code name is Priestess, because of her connection to the Sacred Souls.

Hannah Mary (Rothschild) Lewis – Born May 22, 1962, Waddesdon, England, to Serena and Nathaniel Charles Jacob Rothschild. 5’8, red head – attended St. Paul’s Girls School and Marlborough College. Her code name is Spy Girl.

Diana Frances (Spencer) Lewis – Born July 1, 1961 at Park House, Sandringham, Norfolk, England, to Frances and John Spencer, Viscount Althorp. 5’9”, 125 lbs, with blonde (originally brown) hair and gives Beth a run for smallest breasts. Has full custody of two children from a previous marriage. FTN Regional Assistant for Europe, Asia, and Australia. Her code name is Princess, obviously.

Mahi – Indian, born August 1, 1965, CERT lead, Europe

Saryu – Indian, born November 14, 1962. CERT lead, North America

Kareena – Indian, born March 13, 1964. Military coordinator, China

Niranjana – Punjabi, born April 22, 1964, Military coordinator, India/Pakistan (also cousin of Benazir Bhutto, and Jasmine’s sister)

Sukhjeet – Punjabi, born September 10, 1965, CERT lead Asia (except Indonesia)

Shinkai – Pashtun, born January 16, 1966, CERT lead, Indonesia, ANZAC area

Mina – Pashtun, born August 4, 1966, CERT lead, South America

Jasveer – Sikh, born October 24, 1963, Jennifer’s caddie and lover

My eight wives from India and Pakistan were slaves owned by Ramaeshwara Randhawa, also known as The Thug. He had taken them to exert political influence, as each of these women was the daughter of a tribal chief.

My Children:

Toby Kennedy – Step-son, born June 11, 1974 – Jennifer’s son from previous marriage, has soul of Tobias Kennedy (his grandfather) in him

William Arthur Phillip Louis – Step-son, born June 21, 1982, Diana’s son from previous marriage, Prince and second in line of succession to British throne

Henry (Harry) Charles Albert David – Step-son, born September 15, 1984, Diana’s son from previous marriage, Prince and third in line of succession to British throne

Robert Elroy Lewis – Son, born June 1, 1985, Margie is his mother

James Kenneth Lewis – Son, born July 14, 1985, Jennifer is his mother

Abigail Victoria Lewis – Daughter, born July 14, 1985, Marcia is her mother

Ivory Awarai Lewis – Daughter, born August 19, 1985, Helen is her mother

Michael Earl Rothschild Lewis – Son, born September 2, 1985, Hannah is his mother

Guardians of the Earth:

Holly Awarai – Helen’s little sister, has soul of Lara in her

Carrie Holsinger – orphan from Adak, Alaska, has soul of Madalain in her

Calista (Cally) Douglas – created in CIA lab, daughter of Mike Douglas, has soul of Dala in her

Extended Family:

Elroy T. Bannister – Reno County Circuit Judge, married to Gloria Awarai

Earl O’Connor – Federation of Terran Nations Legal Council, married to Gloria Awarai

Gloria Awarai – President of First National Bank of Hutchinson, married to Elroy and Earl, Helen and Holly’s mother

Harold (Harry) Watson – Beth’s father, Manager Hutchinson Ice-X complex

Emily (Miller) Watson – Beth’s step-mother, COO, CEDEM of Kansas

Elaine Bridgette Watson – Beth’s step-sister, born May 25, 1985

Stephen (SJ) Patrick, Junior – Jennifer’s oldest son, head of CEDEM Aviation Kansas

Ramona (Lohse) Patrick – SJ’s wife

Roberto Menendez – Dora’s father – Menendez Construction

Esmeralda (Tejeda) Menendez – Dora’s mother – Romany blood

Joaquin Menendez – Dora’s older brother

Beatrice (Bea) Menendez – Dora’s middle sibling

Patricia (Pat) Menendez – Dora’s youngest sibling

Sophia Alvarez Tejeda – Dora’s grandmother – Romany blood / witch

Esteban Menendez – Dora’s cousin in California

Jorge Menendez – Dora’s cousin in California

Brenda Lestenkoff – Carrie’s aunt, Personal representative to Unangan people

Walter Lestenkoff – Brenda’s husband, runs air terminal Adak Island, Alaska

Allen Miller – Emily and Margie’s father – manager of Siemens facility

Marianne (Bannister) Miller – Emily and Margie’s mother, Elroy’s sister-wife

Victor & Tess Rothschild – Baron Rothschild & wife, Hannah’s grandparents

Leonard Poulson – Marcia’s family lawyer

Beverly Poulson – Leonard’s wife – Jewish Viking Warrior Princess

Robert Anson Heinlein – noted Science Fiction writer, former US Navy

Virginia (Ginny) Gerston Heinlein – Bob’s wife, former US Navy LtCdr

Randall Knight – widower, electronics wiz – Gwendolyn Masters, girlfriend

Martin Knight – widower, electronics wiz – Olivia Thomas, girlfriend

Khalfani – former Kenyan police officer, now SSI officer, son of Nyota

Bavana, Dalia, Lindana – Khalfani’s wives

Jasmine – Sayel’s wife

Aditya – Son, age 11, Shaista – Daughter, 9, Sagar – Son, 7, Deepak – Son, 5, Prabhjeet – Daughter, 3, Fahmida – Daughter, 1

Jeremy & Angela Buckley – Karen’s parents

Donald Buckley – Karen’s brother, Lieutenant Colonel, USMC

Benjamin Douglas – Mike’s brother, Nebraska State Patrol

My Assassins:

Sayel Pashtar (wife, Jasmine, four children)

Yagyu Masatoki (girlfriend, Cindy Keller, law student at Stanford)

William Dangu (wife, Leah Duwai)

CEDEM Aviation Employees:

Wally (Walter) Charles Ashby – jet mechanic

Joel Franklin Henderson – jet mechanic

Jerry Blankenship – airplane mechanic

Greg (Gregory) William Jacks – pilot

Nathan Phillips Hall – pilot

Cassandra Alexandria Elliot – pilot

Mary Ellen Williams – pilot

Stuart McCall – pilot

Wayne Clayton – pilot

Grace Deacon – flight engineer

Patrick Hamilton – flight engineer

Jerome (Jerry) Blankenship – flight engineer

Delores Bright – stewardess

Linda Hodges – stewardess

Kathleen Casey – stewardess

Amanda Burris – stewardess

Salthawk Security International:

Michael (Mike) Douglas – General of all military operations (wife, Karen Douglas)

Charles (Chuck) Allen – Head of family personal detail (girlfriend, Melissa Everett)

David (Dave) Parsons – Assistant to Chuck (wife, Mary Ellis Parsons)