Before I forget (like how could I?) I should write about Faith coming over, which is what got me started on this project.

I answered the door in my cute black and white little apron and stockings outfit, nothing else but a feather duster, which I waggled at her. “Do you think I need dusting?” she asked. “And why are you wearing stockings with holes in them?”

“Well, they’re my religious stockings!” I said in my cute little girl voice. She looked at me. I said, “Don’t you get it? They’re holey!!!” and I couldn’t help giggling.

“Yeah, but how did you come to get the holes in your stockings?”

I said, “Come here and I’ll show you!” and I took her to the chair in the living room, sat her down, and pulled off her shorts and panties.

We were just kind of cleaning up when she got a call from Logan. We were so close I could hear every word. Logan told her about how well his concert went. Then he asked how she was doing. “I came to Naomi’s,” Faith said.

“You mean you went to Naomi’s.” Logan tried to correct her.

“No,” she said. “I came and came and came!!”

I managed to stifle my laugh, but I went into the guest room, giving her some privacy.

About ten minutes later, a big grin on her face, she joined me. She joined me and joined me and joined me.

Story by Jon Eugene
Illustrations by Mat