Chapter 5: It’s Called a Penis, Mom!

“So ... do you mind if I ask ... what ... what religious group are you guys a part of?”

“Religious group! What on earth makes you think we are part of some fruit loop religious group?”

Mrs Hayward was looking directly at Kaden Stoke and with a rather stern and indignant look on her face.

“Well, I guess it’s just this Anti-Nudist stance people keep saying you have and...”

Kaden was cut short by Mrs Hayward saying, “Why do people always assume you have to be religious to have a high sense of moral values and virtues? I always find that idea just so immature and prejudicial in nature. People can feel a strong sense of morality without believing in any sort of a God just like people who DO believe in a God can be quite beastly and immoral in nature themselves. Do you believe in a God Mr Kaden Stoke?”

Kaden didn’t answer immediately giving himself a few moments to compose his reply.

“Well ... actually I do find myself leaning towards a belief in some sort of a God. I’m not religious but...”

Kaden was cut short again by Mrs Hayward interjecting with, “See ... my point exactly ... here you are saying you believe in God but you find it perfectly acceptable to parade around naked in full public view and with your ... your ... with that thing ... on full display!”

“It’s called a PENIS, mom. It won’t hurt you to say the word, for gawd’s sake ... PENIS, PENIS, PENIS!”

“That’s quite enough now, Lucy. I know perfectly well what that particular body member is called. How on earth do you think I ended up with you two girls without knowing what a ... what a ... what a jolly penis is called!”

Mrs Hayward then looked at her husband who was absent mindedly fingering his newspaper. She then said with a very small hint of bitterness in her voice, “But I reckon HE’S quite forgotten what that thing is or ... or ... or what it can be used for ... apart from ... from...”

“Apart from taking a piss, mom. He hangs it over the toilet bowl and takes a piss!”

“Lucy, will you stop interrupting. This is an important discussion time and I’m sure our naked guest here doesn’t want to hear your opinion on things every time I try to speak! Now ... please ... please be polite! That’s a good girl.”

Lucy sat up straight in her lounge chair at that point and said rather unnecessarily, “Nar ... I know what he wants ... he just wants to go porking his dick into my sister there. I can see the way he looks at her titties and her legs. I know exactly what he wants ... don’t I, sis!”

“If you don’t shut up, little sister, then I will come over there and strangle you myself and I think our guest might even be prepared to help too if you keep making such rude comments!”

Kaden actually found himself agreeing with Leanne at that point but of course he just looked on and said nothing.