Chapter 25: Count Me in

“CHURCH!”

Jack, Betsy, Leanne, Lucy and Kaden all exploded with that one word as if they had been timing and rehearsing it for weeks. But it was a totally involuntary reaction to what Eva Linstock had just said.

“Church!” repeated Betsy Hayward. “What on earth does church have to do with all this?”

“Well, just because you rejected church attendance when you were a teenager doesn’t mean your mother and I did. We are still committed members of the Baptist Church and will be to our dying day.”

Mr Charles Linstock stood tall and proud as he spoke making his still semi-erect penis stick out even more than it already was. He then added as that penis bobbed about, “And not wearing clothes anymore hasn’t changed any of our basic beliefs in God or the basic principles of the Godly life as laid out in His Holy Word. And it was just last Sunday in one of our regular church services that ... that all this happened.”

Charles Linstock waved his hands up and down his naked body and even paused to give his slowly deflating penis a quick flick with his hand then looked at his wife and added, “Go on, Eva. You tell them what happened. You remember it all much better than I do. Even if it was only just a week ago.”

Eva Linstock looked her husband’s naked body up and down then looked Kaden’s naked body up and down then added a very surprising request.

“I will tell you all what happened on one condition” she began.

There was another pause before Lucy asked, “What condition, Gran? Is there something you would like us to do?”

Lucy Hayward was already starting to guess at what her grandmother was going to ask of them and was quietly hoping that she wasn’t wrong.

“Well” began Lucy’s grandmother after a quick clearing of the throat, “ ... what I want you all to promise to do is ... is to ... is to ... is for you all to take off your clothes and get naked like your guest here and like us. If you can’t promise me that then I shan’t tell you a single thing. I will just join you for a lovely breakfast and you can wait until my gossipy sister fills you in on all the details. And that will be a couple of weeks away before she can get down this way again.”

Eva paused as she looked at the blank faces in the room but somehow quietly guessing that they were probably much keener on getting naked than perhaps they were letting on. Lucy seemed even more so than the rest when she blurted out with, “Me ... count me in! I’ll get naked immediately once you’ve told your story, Gran!”

Eventually Eva was given a nod from her daughter then her son in-law then finally from Leanne who was swallowing hard and saying to Kaden, “Is this all my fault or was it all going to happen anyway?”

Kaden said he didn’t know but also that it didn’t matter. He was also just so glad that he was going to finally see Leanne naked ... and without any prompting from him. This was all coming from within the family itself or...

... perhaps it was a bit more magic from his magic wand down there!

Kaden looked down at his small flaccid penis with its exposed knob. He then said quietly to it under his breath, “Well, if this has anything to do with you and your magical powers then keep doing it my friend. Just keep doing it!”

Kaden then lifted his face up to hear Leanne’s grandmother begin her story on how she and her husband had so suddenly become Lifestyle Nudists.