I got a call from Jasmine. A text actually. “Kum over. Right away. We NEED you!!!”

I tried calling back, but it went to voicemail. So what could I do? I went over.

It wasn’t Jasmine who answered the door. It was another girl. She was naked.

“Hi, I’m Clare. Thanks for coming,” she said. “Well, don’t just stand there, come in.”

I went in.

“We’re in the bedroom,” she said.

I followed her into the bedroom.

Jasmine was there, sitting on the bed. She was naked. There was a guy there, too, not naked. He was standing near the closet.

“Hey,” Jasmine said. “We’re making a movie. It’s about me.”

“Oh,” I said.

“Yeah,” Clare said. “It’s going to be called ‘The Girl with the Boyish Butt.’ Or maybe ‘The Girl with the Boyish Bottom.’ What do you think?”

I wasn’t sure what to say.

Clare said, “I was actually going for ‘The Girl with the Boyish Ass,’ but that sounds too crass, don’t you think?”

“I guess so,” I said.

“Even though ass rhymes with crass,” Clare said.

I nodded, not knowing what else to do.

“So all you have to do is watch,” Clare said.

“Yeah, you’re going to be my audience,” Jasmine said. She got off the bed. Clare went behind her and knelt down.

“What I’m going to do,” Clare said, “is finger fuck her ass. I mean her, uh, boyish bottom, or butt, or whatever.”

I glanced at the guy. He had his cellphone aimed at Jasmine. “Rolling,” he said.

“She’s very tight,” Clare said. “This might take a while.”

I didn’t know what else to do but watch.

After a minute or so, Clare said, “Oh, I’m in now, just a little ways. She’s so hot. So hot and tight.”

Jasmine was looking at me. I was a little embarrassed. Okay, more than a little. I think my face was red.

“It’s okay,” Jasmine said. “Don’t be embarrassed.”

“Hey, embarrassed rhymes with ass,” Clare said. “Or I mean it’s got ass in it.

“I’m going to add another finger,” Clare said. “Yeah, she’s opening up nicely.

“Mmm. Eugene, you got a boner yet?”

“Um,” I said.

Clare said, “I bet you’re practically bursting your breeches. No one says breeches anymore. Jaz says you have a really nice cock. Why don’t you take it out.”