Anna and Tenisha were on the beach and a guy down the way was teasing his buddy, making a wanking motion with his fist.

“Guys can be such jerks,” Tenisha said.

Anna agreed. “Have you ever actually seen a guy wank?”

“Not exactly,” Tenisha answered.

“What does that mean?”

“One time at a party this guy said I had nice titties. I said thanks. Then he asks if he could see them. ‘But you already said they were nice,’ I said. So he goes, ‘I meant in real life. You know. Naked.’”

“Show you showed him?”

“Not in real life. A couple of days later on skype.”