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Radio Free Cascadia 2021

Copyright© 2021 by Paladin_HGWT

Chapter 1

The light of liberty is being extinguished all across the globe; we are not likely to see the freedoms we took for granted in 2019, in our lifetime.

“Fasten your Shock Harnesses folks! We are on an Express Elevator to Hell! GO’N DOWWWN!

(Lance Corporal Hudson, United States Colonial Marines)

Some messages from RADIO FREE CASCADIA to our Comrades in occupied territory:

To the occupied Oblast of Seattle: “It only burns when it rains. It only burns when it rains.”

{They are Doomed!}

To the Limousine Leftists on Poverty Rock: “The caviar smells off. The caviar smells off.”

To the unemployed Boeing workers of 737 Max plant: “John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.”

P.S. Nigerian Princes have obtained your unemployment insurance direct deposit, again...

To the pathetic holdouts cowering in a basement in Portlandia: “Put the Chair Against the Door! Put the Chair Against the Door!”

(They shoulda bough guns and ammo when they had the opportunity... )

To the compound near Mossy Rock: “Your sister and your wife should be two Different persons! Your Sister and Your Wife SHOULD BE TWO DIFFERENT PERSONS!!! (that message is NOT in code.)

 
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