Chapter 3: Following Ms. Kiity to Hell

We kept our distance from our cat lady host and her horse because I wanted to talk to my lovers on the trail, wherever she was leading us. I wanted to be cautious and told them we should stick together in case we needed to transition in a hurry. “I do NOT want to leave anybody behind if it becomes necessary to get out of here. I for one don’t trust her/he, you know? I don’t like her attitude toward us. She’s without the joys of making love and she doesn’t need to give us advice on that. I want to see her out of her leather clothing. Her body has to be interesting and revealing, might lead to warnings.

If she would allow me more investigation I would have that for future experience needs as ambassador of my penis in transition.

Rose laughed. “You make your agenda sound so important. I think you just want to fuck her. That will be challenging since she has a penis just like you. Sorry Charlie. The only difference is IT’S ALL FURRY” “Oh Rose. I want to take my job seriously even if I sound cavalier most of the time and wanting to fuck all the time. Maybe if you weren’t so beautiful and super sexy, well, never mind. I take your point.”

“Hey, you want to take my point and stick your point somewhere? Like ME!”

As we reached the bottom of the switch backs we started getting into a more heavy vegetation area, more humid, tighter quarters. I hoped there weren’t poisonous plants or too many sticker bushes. We came to a creek to ford and it was running fairly fast about three feet deep and deeper. It was cold too. We all grasped hands and waded our way across and when we got to the other side they started making fun of my shrinkage. “Oh yeah? You wanna stop right here and fuck?” I’ll show you a big one in a hurry.” “Poor Tommy,” teased Rose as she came over and played with my “peewee”. “Come on girls. Let’s make poor Tommy’s thing big again. He feels shame.”

The three of them descended on me and Rose stuck me into herself as Serial Number massaged my balls and Dweedember shoved her fingers in through my anus, three jobs done in coordination. Wow that was great. We were a team. Then as the bushes rattled and rushed suddenly in a burst the cat women/guy appeared and started giving us crap about fucking. “Can you stay separated for any amount of time? I’d like to make some headway up the trail if you don’t mind.” “When does it get dark out,” asked Rose as she fucked me not stopping for any reason. “It never gets dark,” said Ms. Cat person whatever. “Never gets dark?” said Serial Number. “Well that’s pretty convenient then. More time for us to fuck.”

Just then I jerked with a groan. I was ready and I let go of a big one. Rose hung on just as I tried to by grabbing her hips. The gizem went flying and so did the horse. I knew the cat person was going to be pissed off. “Meow,” I teased. “That was a great fuck you guys. Thanks, really!”

We helped her track down her horse and we were off after she/he read us the riot act. She told us the planet was dangerous once we reached the “outer limits”. “What’s that?” asked Rose. “The other tribe and they are very tribal. We give each other room and don’t communicate. They are completely suspicious of any new blood and you, alone, in your condition, no clothes and especially if they caught you fucking, which is a likelihood, big trouble for you. Yes, they are cannibals.” “Are you a cannibal,” asked Dweedember. “NO, and I don’t eat meat, animals.” “That’s interesting,” chimed in our serial number. “Let’s go!” And we started up the steep switch backs on the other side of the deep ravine.

By the time we reached the top we were all totally beat. Daylight remained and we were in the sunshine again. The cabin was looming close. I asked who that belonged to. “It belongs to No One.” “Abandoned?” I asked. “NO, No One.” “Okay.” And as we got close to it I saw someone. “Who is that, Some 1?” “NO ONE!” “Of course, no one. “NO, No One and she’s right there.”

We were confronted with another creature like the host only better looking I thought. I leaned over close to our cat person and whispered, “Does she have a penis too?” Our host looked at me and said,” Of course.” “And by the way do we refer to you persons as ‘she’ or ‘he’?” “We don’t use those terms. But we will stay here for the night.” “Night? It doesn’t get dark, right?” “Right”. “By the way. Do you have a name?” “I’m No Way.” “ Oh - Wow.”

We were going to spend the not night with No One and No Way. Apparently their names all started with “NO” just like Dweedember and “Dweed”. Wow. What a place.

“You will sleep with No One for some hours and the ladies will sleep with me. We do not want you to get to fucking while you are No One’s guest. It bothers us.” I gave her a look and sighed. This was like going to parochial school, rules and more rules, too many ultimately irrelevant. So we were introduced to No One and she actually seemed nicer than No Way and more normal.

We ate some interesting, vegetation, which actually was good and I didn’t bother to ask what it was. The others enjoyed it too but Rose said she already missed her meat having grown up on a ranch. I guess that was cattle versus some other beast. I never actually made sure.

While I was alone with No One she/he mixed up a drink and it was way better than even the food served. She/he was very friendly and we sat together. We drank and I think there was some kind of alcohol kind of thing because I was feeling good. She/he scooted right up to me and she was purring, getting amorous. How strange. She didn’t seem fickle like ol’ No Way and certainly was like a pet cat.

“Why is No Way like that, you know, kind of a prude. She hates us for making love and has repeatedly told us so. “Oh,” laughed No One, she is a prude and my sister but we are quite different. I like to be warm toward others and I’d like to make love to you.” “What?” “Make love to you.” “Do you mean like fucking or something?” “Well, YES! I mean look at you. You’re all ready to go. Your thing is stiff and I heard you were a livestock breeding sire from planet Earth and the lover of goddesses. Listen brother. I want you to fuck me. Understand?” “Sure, I understand.”

She (for sure) got up and removed the same kind of leather her sister wore. I watched intently to see every portion of her. She had long whiskers like a cat and she had a furry tail. She had big breasts, lovely, aroused and a long furry penis. I didn’t see anything like a vagina. But she was very curvy and sexy otherwise.

She wasn’t furry all over but just a head of hair, her furry penis and tail. I loved her figure, her bottom was luxurious and needed me to fondle it, at least I thought so. “You said ‘my sister’ when you referred to No Way but you have penises. I don’t see anything other than nice breasts to make you female.” “You need me to show you,” she laughed.

She lifted the furry long penis thing and laid it on her stomach and there was a vagina very much so. “May I touch you?” “You should. I’m not lying here for nothing.” She took my penis in her palm and I was careful to watch for claws but saw none, yet. She quickly bent forward and put my penis in her mouth and started to suck on it. “Wow. There you go,” I said. “I gotta refer to you as her, she and no male exactly. How does that penis work and why?”

“I think my sister told you we are Hermaphrodites and when the time is right we have sex with ourselves. Now fuck me mister. You aren’t getting out of here until you do and probably a bunch of times. There won’t likely be anybody like you coming through here for a long time to come.” And she, for sure, laid a hand, paw?, on her penis to keep it out of the way so I got down low and examined that vagina ready to start cunnilingus with a cat?

[Could I, would I ever be able to relate this to my friends on Earth]

[Thus far I’d seen some strange things with Rose in transition but this was, well, bizarre and I hoped at some level acceptable in my future as a god of Nature and provider of sex for everyone, equal opportunity]

[And I mean “Everyone” because my new friend was essentially-mostly as human as I although she was also by nature like a cat]