How Many, Honey?
by Tony Tiger
Copyright© 2020 by Tony Tiger
A couple are lying together after a vigorous bout of sex...
Him: “My dear wife, I was wondering how many male organs have visited this place I just had such a good time in?”
Her: “Oh honey! That’s a hell of a question to ask a woman whose been screwing for 40 years. Why would you even want to know?”
Him: “I don’t know. It was just a passing thought. Some silly male curiosity, I guess. Men do wonder about such things, in case you didn’t know. I realize it’s all in the past, like yesterday’s meal, but history is a fact. I love you for who you are, but who you are is also what you’ve done. Does that make sense?”
Her: “Yes, I can see that. I don’t mind telling you, but for that many years it’s hard to remember with a lot of details. Many were like an average meal and not memorable but I’ll share things as I recall them if that’s OK?”
Him: “I can’t ask more than that. What come to mind?”
Her: “Just a vague guess, there must be more than a hundred.”
Him: “No shit!”
Her: “That’s probably low. Now that I think about it that’s less than three new cocks a year. Seems way low to me. Maybe I should have said 300? You of all people, know how much I like sex. Some years I stuck with a few guys, like since we’ve been married, but there were other phases where I got lots, like those college orgies I told you about. And the times I escorted to pay the bills.”
Him: “Good point. OK, I’ll accept that.”
Her: “You’ve got me thinking now. Let’s figure how many times I’ve been laid. I’ve been a horny chick ever since I started. Hell, I’ve often screwed right through my periods. No babies to interrupt either. So, if we figure an average of once a day, and that’s real low in some phases of my life, that’s 365 times forty equals 14,600. It’s extremely rare that a cock that gets in me doesn’t shoot, and two or three loads per fuck aren’t uncommon, so let’s say 1.1 semen loads per fuck. The average volume is about 4 ml so let me do some work on a calculator.” [a few minutes later] “Well sweetie, your favorite pussy has pulled about 15 gallons of cock juice. I’d say three-quarters of that splashed on my cervix too. That doesn’t count what got popped on my tits or swallowed either. Damn, I’m even more of a sexpot that I thought!”
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