“Honey,” Ah called out from the porch, “Take a break from fixin dinner and show our guest some hospitality.”

Pretty quick the door opened and she come out with her little robe wide open showin off all her charms. She led Jasper back into the cabin and pretty soon Ah heard the thumpin going on. Ah knew it would start up quick cause Ah’d made her nice and wet just afore he come for dinner. There were a little break in the thumpin and then it started up agin. Ah said to myself, “By golly, he must’ve bin pretty horny but then it’s hard to stop fuking my honey when she gets a’goin.”

When my guest wandered out to the porch later and looked fer his mug of shine, he said to me, “Thet wife of yers shore be sumpthin!”

Ah smiled as Ah said, “Well, thet’s what all my visitors tells me. Of course Ah enjoys her a lot myself.”

After a few sips, Jasper said, “Ah don’t know if Ah can return the hospitality or not.”

Ah looked at him and said, “Ah think you just need to ask that wife of yers and she’ll get real helpful. Ah started tapping her in eighth grade and Ah certainly wern’t the first or the only one. Ah’ll bet she’ll enjoy providing hospitality. Matter of fact, Ah’m gonna be over yer way Friday afternoon so why don’t you tell her Ah’m gonna stop by for a visit.”