Kitchen Disposal Not Working:

Kevin: Just got up and after breakfast, I went to use the garbage disposal in the sink and it won’t work; Fuck. Now, what am I going to do this is a pain in the ass and I don’t have time for this shit? I have a million things to do today and waiting for a repairman was not one of them. Who am I going to call; I know, Jim at work said to give Mike’s Friendly Plumbing a Call? Now; where did I put that card, he gave me; oh here it is.

Call Plumber Buddy Recommended:
I pick up the phone and dial the number on the card; it’s ringing.
Mike: Mike’s Friendly Plumbing, how may I help you.
Kevin: Hi Mike, my name is Keven Fletcher and my disposal stopped working thus my kitchen sink is clogged now.
Mike: Yes, sure Kevin where do you live?
Kevin: I am at 10046 Martel Ave in Dallas which is in the new Townhouse complex they just built across from the Park. Do you know where that is Keven?
Mike: Yes, I know it well; have a few customers in your community.
Kevin: Great, when can you come over?
Mike: Well, I know you are busy and I don’t want you to wait around for me or my staff today. Thus, I will send Chris over like 7 PM tonight, will that give you enough time to finish the things you have to do today.
Confirming Plumber Visit:
Kevin: Yes, tonight at 7 PM; would be super.
Mike I will have Chris call you when he is on his way.
Kevin: Thank you so much Mike; I appreciate you fitting me in with such short notice.
Mike: Before you go may I ask how you heard about my company?
Kevin: Sure Jim at my office had given me your card a few months ago and thankfully I have not needed anything till now.
Mike: Yes; I know Jim we have been taking care of him for years. Did you want us to check all your personal pipes too?
Kevin: Yes, please do. Thanks again Mike; look forward to talking to Chris later.
Mike: Your welcome, have a great day.
Kevin: You too, Bye
Mike: Bye

Office Calls: Jim: Hi Keven I just wanted to let you know everything is running fine but we can’t find the plans for the new building we started last week. Do you need me to do anything else? Keven: No, Thanks I will be in a little while as I have stuff I have to get done. Jim: Sure; no problem you’re the boss. Kevin: Thanks for giving me your plumber Mike; I called him today as my kitchen sink disposal stopped working this morning. Jim: Fantastic; he is a great guy and will take good care of you. Jim is very fair and knowledgeable. Jim: He didn’t by chance ask you if you wanted him to check all your personal pipes. Kevin: Yes, he did and I was so grateful. Jim, Ah Kevin; I should probably tell you something Kevin: Not right now I don’t have and I promise I won’t try to get him lower his price on the bill; thus there is nothing to talk about.

Plumber Confirmation Call: I Just got home from my company and it’s about 6:30 PM and the phone rings.
Kevin: Hello!
Chris: Hi Kevin, it’s Chris from Mike’s Friendly Plumbing.
Kevin: Hi there
Chris: I’m about 15 minutes from your home and should be there about 6:45 PM is that ok I will be early.
Kevin: Yes, that’s great Thanks

Plumber Arrival: Hi Kevin: I’m Chris from Mike’s Friendly Plumbing; nice to meet you. This guy was in his early 30’s, blond hair, blue eyes, button-down beige uniform shirt, denim blue pants, nice ass, and water-resistant boots. As he was unpacking his tools; I happen to steal a fast glance at his crotch without him noticing. It looked pretty soft, but of course, it was; he was not coming here to have sex with me. Get that out of your mind Kevin; this guy is a professional. I was 32, he looked not that it mattered but it would be perfect; stop that Kevin. Getting to Work: Kevin: I show Chris into the Kitchen and he sets up his tools and work area. Within a matter of minutes, he analyzed the old disposal and said here is your problem; “it’s a bad motor”. Kevin: Ah, shit! Chris: Yea; it doesn’t pay to replace the motor; thus I am going to change the entire disposal. Kevin: OH Ok and we include a three-year on-site warranty.

Finished Installing New Disposal:
Chris: Kevin, we are all done with the disposal!
Kevin: Great; what do I owe you guys.
Chris: It’s 699.99 +75.00for 30 minutes of labor Plus 51.34 for tax and that comes to $826.33.
Kevin: I write Mike’s company a check and hand it to Chris. Thanks so much.
Pipe Inspection: Mike: Mike said you wanted our personal pipe check-up. Oh yeah, I forgot about that. It’s free and we want to make sure they are all in proper working order. I already checked your Kitchen and bathroom pipes we just need to check them downstairs.