Chapter 2

NICOLE: Hey Josh! How was Amanda last Saturday?

JOSH: Wow! Just wow! She’s amazing in bed!

NICOLE: She was impressed by you, too, stud! She never had a guy eat her, fuck her, eat her again, fuck her again, then eat her a third time! I wish I could find a guy who is willing to eat me after he fucks me and doesn’t fall asleep after he cums!

JOSH: I didn’t think I had it in me either. But to be fair, she did all the work with her mouth making me cum a second time. That felt soooo good!!! And I don’t mind getting a little taste of myself. That’s okay.

NICOLE: Glad to hear it, cuz you prolly got a taste of my BF.

JOSH: What??? How?!

NICOLE: We fucked right before I came down to the pool. So you prolly swallowed some of his cum. You prolly swallowed a lot of his cum, LOL.

JOSH: Ewww! I’m gonna be sick now!

NICOLE: That was almost a week ago. If it didn’t make you sick by now, it’s not gonna.

JOSH: I’m still gonna be sick.

NICOLE: You’ll get over it, stud.

NICOLE: Oh, and sorry about running off with my BF after we made out.

JOSH: Yeah, well, if it wasn’t for Amanda, I’d be really pissed at you for that! You could have at least let me out of that damn chair when you left with your BF!

NICOLE: We were planning on coming right back, but we went to grab a bite to eat. When I got back to the pool, some other chick was riding you. Lucky for you there was a few other guys available for me to ride. If I had to leave, that would have killed the thing with you and Amanda.

JOSH: Yeah, about that other girl...

NICOLE: What about her?

JOSH: When she came over to me to sit, I tried to tell her I was taken, that my GF was coming right back. But she said something about first-come-first-serve and you-snooze-you-lose.

NICOLE: C’mon! Don’t tell me you didn’t like it, stud!

JOSH: Honestly! I didn’t! I asked her to let me out of that damn chair, but she just laughed and called me lame.

NICOLE: That’s kind’a the unspoken rule. A guy puts himself in one of those chairs and it’s like he commits until the pool closes at 10 PM.

JOSH: I didn’t know that. SOMEONE didn’t tell me! When she sat on me, it was gross! Some random girl’s privates squashed against my face!

NICOLE: Oh, come off it, Josh! That’s every guy’s wet dream!

JOSH: Not mine! It was degrading to have some random girl pressing her asshole to my mouth and my nose up her veejay while she ignored me!

NICOLE: I’m playing the world’s smallest violin for you, LOL.

JOSH: And did you see her bush? She had a fucking jungle down there! It was so gross! It stank of old piss! And I kept having to swallow hair. It was nasty! Fuck!!!

NICOLE: Yeah! I saw it a couple times when she got off you and got in the pool. You couldn’t miss that thing from a mile away! She looked like she had a skunk clinging to her crotch, LOL. Some girls don’t shave down there. But I agree. That’s gross. How could she go out naked in public like that?

JOSH: And her pussy juice dribbling into my nose and down my throat stung my sinuses and tasted nasty.

NICOLE: Oh? Did my pussy juice taste nasty?

JOSH: Yours was okay. A little musky, but okay. It still stung my sinuses a little, especially when you started making out with your BF and you opened the floodgates of pussy juice.

NICOLE: LOL! Glad to hear it!

JOSH: At least I kind’a knew you a little before you sat on me. And I agreed to it with you. She never even told me her name.

NICOLE: So what? I don’t tell my name to every guy I ride at the pool. I don’t give a fuck who they are, or they know who I am, as long as I can sit by the pool.

JOSH: Jeez, Nicole! She fell asleep on me and I passed out! If some other girl hadn’t asked to borrow her sunscreen at that exact moment, I’d hate to think where I’d be right now.

NICOLE: Six feet under. That’s where you’d be. But YOLO!