Chapter 1

There is a widespread belief, perhaps with some justification, that mothers and their daughters-in-law don’t often get on too well. If there is any truth in the belief then Sandra (Sandy) and her daughter-in-law, Kylie, are the exception to the rule. Sandy and Kylie are the very best of friends and as well as enjoying shopping trips together, going out for coffee and chatting they liked to share intimate secrets. Their husbands would have a fit if they had known what their wives said and did behind their backs. Both Sandra and Kylie agreed that when it came to sex, Dave and Jim were “fucking useless.”

Both women were avid readers of erotic stories and delighted in meeting up and sharing their latest discoveries. The two women, despite their age difference, found they had much in common when it came to sex. Their story swapping sessions always led to them getting hot and bothered and, uncharacteristically, using the most profane language. Normally Sandy and Kylie used only the most genteel and ladylike language. Everyone they knew, especially their husbands, would have been shocked to hear them in full flow.

“I love those taboo stories, you know, the incest stories. Especially the mother daughter ones.”

“Oh fuck, yes Sandy. I like the kinky ones too. Oh! I can feel my panties are getting damp already.”

“Your knickers are always damp Kylie.” As if to prove the point, Sandy reached up her daughter-in-law’s skirt.

“Oh, mummy! That feels nice. Will you take my knickers off please?”

“Of course, darling daughter.” Sandy loved it when Kylie called her “Mummy,” in their sex games. It added a further bit of taboo naughtiness. “Oh Kylie, your knickers are so wet. Are you sure you haven’t peed yourself?”

“No, I don’t think so Mummy. Can little Kylie take Mummy’s knickers off too please?”

“Of course you can love. Shall we play with each other’s naughty bits?”

“Oh yes, Mummy, you know I love that,” agreed Kylie in her best baby voice.

So it would go on with both women becoming more and more excited, finger fucking each other until they both came again and again, their fingers wet with each other’s juices.

The incident of the Novelty Shop started last week. After her husband had left for work, 52-year-old Sandy set off to visit Kylie who lived just two streets away. Kylie seemed especially bubbly as she popped a coffee pod into the Nespresso coffee maker.

“You seem very bright and bushy tailed this morning love,” observed Sandy.

“I am. Mum. Have you seen that new Novelty and Party shop in the High Street?”

Sandy thought for a moment. “Well, yes, I’ve seen it. They sell jokes and outfits for fancy dress and stuff like that, don’t they? I haven’t been in though. I don’t think that they’ll sell anything to interest me.”

“That’s just what I thought, Mum, but I had a few minutes spare the other day and took a look, out of curiosity. They had all the usual jokes like fake dog poo, whoopee cushions, itching powder, dressing-up things and party goods. But, and this is the interesting bit; in one corner there is a partition with a sign that says Adults Only. Of course, I just had to go in.”

At this point, Sandra began to share her daughter-in-law’s excitement. “So, what was in there, Kylie?”

“Mum, it was fantastic. There was every sort of sex aid you could think of and a whole lot that I had never even thought of. Some of them I couldn’t imagine what they were for.”

“Wow! That’s exciting. Did you buy anything?”

Kylie smiled and reached for a bag beside the sofa. “I got this, Mum.” Kylie opened the bag with a flourish and revealed an artificial penis.

Sandy’s eyes bulged. “Goodness, what a fantastic cock! It is the most realistic artificial prick I have ever seen. All those veins and ripples and those lovely balls,” enthused Sandy. And look at that German Helmet with the cute pee hole. Oh, can I touch it?” Not waiting for a reply, Sandy reached over and ran her finger over the beautifully sculpted cock head. “Oh my! It feels so real.”

“Mum, you wouldn’t believe how good it feels to fuck with. It vibrates and throbs in several different speed settings. It is literally fucking amazing.”

Sandy was beginning to feel an insistent itch between her legs and a tingling in her tummy. “Can I try it, Kylie? I’ve got so turned on; I need a good fuck.”

“Of course you can, Mum. So long as I can watch.”

“That’s fine, don’t we always watch each other?” Sandy took her tights and knickers off as she spoke.

“Oh, I almost forgot. For a limited period, they are giving a free gift with every purchase. I got this.” Kylie reached into the bag once more and brought out a small tube, about the size and shape of a tube of toothpaste.”

Sandy narrowed her eyes and squinted at the writing on the side of the tube. It was too small for her to read without her reading glasses. “What is it, Kylie?”

“If you smear a little on the dildo before you use it on yourself, it gives you the most fantastic feeling. I can’t really describe it. Why don’t you try it? You only need the tiniest amount. Here let me do it for you. You lay back in the chair with your legs over the arms.”

Sandy adopted the prescribed position while Kylie squeezed out a tiny amount of the colourless gel onto the head of the cock. “Right, Mum, are you ready for a fantastic fuck? Hold tight!”

Sandy’s legs were splayed lewdly over the chair arms so that her moist slit gaped, displaying the glistening pink interior. Kylie slipped in the gel-coated cock and Sandy shuddered as Kylie began a gentle in-out motion. “How does that feel?”

Sandy’s mouth opened and closed like a goldfish. She was temporarily deprived of the power of speech. Then she managed to stammer “It’s amazing. Best fuck ever. Oh, my cunt’s on fire. Brrr! Now it’s icy cool. Its all tingly. Ooh, don’t stop. I’m coming. Ooooh fuck!”

Kylie continued to slide the phallus into her mother-in-law, who was gripping the arms of her chair so tightly that her knuckles turned white. She writhed and squirmed, pushing down, to meet the thrusts. Kylie dialled the vibrations up to a higher rate causing Sandy to scream out as another orgasm wracked her entire body. Kylie turned the dial again to cause the penis to pulse and throb.

“Stop it! Stop! I can’t take anymore. Oh fuck! I’m coming again. Turn it off.”

Kylie withdrew the device and allowed Sandy to recover a degree of composure. “I must have one of those,” uttered Sandy when she recovered the power of speech.

The following day Sandra paused outside the Novelty and Party shop. She looked both ways up and down the High Street to satisfy herself that there was no one about that she knew. Then she entered quickly and started to closely examine packets of “Red Hot Pepper Jelly Babies,”. Next a pair of goggle-eye glasses caught her attention. Gradually she sidled over to the special corner that Kylie had described to her. She entered an Aladdin’s cave of sex aids. There was everything from handcuffs to strap-on dildos; fruit flavoured condoms to anatomically accurate blow-up dolls of both sexes and, finally, artificial cocks.