A Senior Moment
by Jack Green
Copyright© 2019 by Jack Green
True Story: Anything can set it off, and one day it will happen to you!
Tags: True Story
It was sudden.
It was unexpected.
It was overpowering.
It happened in the canned meat, canned fish, condiments, and cooking-oil aisle at ASDA.
I was dutifully following behind my wife, pushing the trolley, when over the Public Address system came the sweet, smooth, soulful sound of the late, very late, great Jim Reeves singing “He’ll have to Go.“
Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone
let’s pretend that we’re together all alone
I’ll tell the guy to turn the jukebox way down low
and you can tell the friend you’re with he’ll have to go.
© Beechwood Music Corporation
Instantly I was transported to another place in another time.
Gone was the 75+, bus pass carrying, geriatric granddad with dodgy knees, wrestling a a shopping trolley with going left-biased wheels through a Cardiff supermarket. I had returned to the nineteen year old randy airman I once was, full of vim and vigour, fuelled by testosterone and anticipation, and supping Amstel beer in the Keegalpalais Bar in Herleen while eyeing up the delectable ‘Cloggie’ crumpet on display.
It was that real I could taste the beer, and smell the perfume and the ciggie smoke. Saturday night heaven -- Jim Reeves on the jukebox and me on the pull and a promise.
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