Chapter 26

I should probably describe my mom and dad a little better to you. Have you ever seen the TV show Modern Family? My parents are often compared to Claire and Phil Dunphy portrayed by Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell. My mom sounds and looks exactly like Claire and can come off a little pushy and aggressive even though she means well. I think it annoys my mom to be compared to Claire and she won’t even watch that show anymore because we laugh at how similar she is to her on screen character.

My Dad is not as handsome as Phil. He isn’t as sweet and child-like either. He is probably more analytic and serious than Phil but in a way they do look similar. Dad is however kind of a push over and a little on the shy side like Phil. I suppose that I favor him in a lot of ways but I was starting to channel some of my mother’s take-charge attitude.

“Mom, can we go get something to eat?” would have been met with a response like “We are all about to eat as a family. Stay for the party!” from her.

I said “Mom, we are going to get something to eat,” and she didn’t challenge it at all. I was amazed. What a difference a few words make.

I think also what a difference a few glasses of wine and a couple of margaritas make because she had mellowed out quite a bit!

Whatever the reason, I was able to leave the cabana again with Hayden and Waverly. My cousin Junior insisted on tagging along which if I was in his shoes I would have done the same thing so I really couldn’t blame him.

Marlene had suggested Victoria come with us but she didn’t want too. “I’d rather have my immortal soul consumed by darkness,” Victoria told her mother defiantly.

“Fine, stay here and eat with us,” Marlene didn’t care if Victoria came or went.

“I’ll go with them, but I won’t enjoy it,” Victoria acquiesced considering the alternative was to eat with the adults and the younger kids. Victoria tagged along behind us keeping a short distance behind us. She was no longer wearing her dark one piece but she definitely still seemed creepy and aloof.

“Wow, you changed out of that black swimsuit and wore something white?” Junior seemed shocked his sister would ever wear white to his sister as she followed us from five feet behind.

“I am trying to avoid being seen with you cretinous mud-bloods,” Victoria huffed without answering his question. I have to give Victoria credit for creative put downs.

“What happened to make my sister change her swimsuit? She is usually a total bitch at home and always gets her way,” Junior asked Hayden and Waverly for the details on what happened while they were shopping. I was curious too.

Waverly told him it was a long story and she just wanted her Hot Dog and Margarita.

“You haven’t won the contest. I don’t know who wins. That is up to Junior,” I reminded Waverly.

Hayden and Waverly recounted quickly the highlights of their flashing during the clumsy game and the catfights leading up to it as well as the catfight they had while they were shopping so that we could quickly decide the winner. It was killing them to find out who won even a silly contest like this and I loved it.

“What happened?” I asked again about the shopping trip and insisted they tell us before we judge the contest.

“Well, Waverly and I were fighting over a particular swimsuit. There was only one left and it was super cute. You would have loved it. Pink chiffon. I think I had just asked everybody why Waverly was like a soda machine, Sir. The obvious answer is they both don’t work and they just take your money,” Hayden described how the argument began but I assumed they had been mocking each other the entire time.

Waverly replied with a sour grin that her response was much better “If dicks had wings then Hayden’s mouth would be the motherfucking airport, which you have to admit is funny?” she pointed to us to see if it was and we agreed.

They started tearing at each other’s clothes, and pulling each other’s hair and kicking each other’s asses.

I reminded them I wasn’t there to take pictures for their Instagram account and private photos and they told me that sometimes they just kick each other’s ass because it was fun.

“So my Mother broke us up and made us stand in the corner in the dressing room naked while she spanked both of our asses in front of everyone in there, Sir” Waverly admitted.

“Oh my god, did you have those things in your butts when she did?” Junior couldn’t believe it.

“You mean my butt plug? Yes and I still do, Sir” Waverly mooned everybody around us on the pathway real quick by pulling down her new swimsuit bottoms in the back quickly just enough so that we got a quick shot of the metallic base to her butt plug.

“How big is it?” Junior asked when his eyes went wide.

“Bigger than your cock, Sir” Waverly told him.

“Can I see it?” He asked her.

“I don’t think you want me to pull it out here in front of everybody, but how much money you got?” Waverly asked and when Junior didn’t have any she told him then he’d just have to imagine. She described the butt plug as a bullet shaped turd-like dick. That was probably a pretty accurate description of the shape of her butt plug.

“My sister saw all this?” Junior couldn’t believe his sister saw. He looked over his shoulder and she was still shadowing us from behind keeping a discrete distance so as not to be associated with us.

“Oh yeah, she got her ass spanked too. Why do you think she has on that swimsuit, Sir?” Waverly told Junior that her sister got mouthy and Marlene spanked her ass.

“No way, my mom would never do that!” Junior didn’t believe it.

“You can ask her,” Waverly put her hands on her hips and stopped in the pathway. She turned around and faced Victoria. “Hey, Ice Queen!! Did you or did you not get a spanking in the dressing room. Your brother is calling me a liar,” she said.

Victoria hissed like a cat but didn’t deny it. That confirmed for Junior it may have actually happened.

“You didn’t call her Ma’am!” Junior pointed out a discrepancy in Waverly’s behavior.

“She is a bitch like me and I called her a fucking Queen, Sir” Waverly chuckled.

Junior wanted to know more about why her mom suddenly chose to spank Victoria and if she had to stand naked in the dressing room. Waverly said it wasn’t like it was in the center of the store and it was only other women in the dressing room area. “They didn’t take you in one of the stalls?” he asked.

“Whose dick do I have to suck to get this fucking Margarita? Can I tell you the story after you pick a winner, Sir?” Waverly asked impatiently.

“Let me think then,” Junior started to decide the outcome of the contest by going over their relative merits and counting them off on his fingers.

“No, I am saying if I suck your dick will you pick me as the winner, Sir?” Waverly said. Hayden protested and so did I. “The rules never said I couldn’t offer to suck the judge’s cock,” Waverly smiled because Junior said he picked Waverly automatically.

“No Cuz, I would have picked Waverly anyway!” he said and then when Hayden gave him the evil eye he told her she did well too. Hayden was ready to suck his cock as well but Waverly reminded her he had already picked a winner.

Hayden stamped her foot and said she never gets to have any fun.

“Sorry, Missy Pissy, that is the breaks! We’ll be right back. Have my Margarita waiting for me. I want my Hot Dog with Mustard, please Sir!” Waverly led my cousin to the men’s bathroom. She assured us it wouldn’t take long at all.

I waved at Victoria who was standing near a bush trying to get shade and she rolled her eyes at me.

“Why did Marlene spank her?” I asked Hayden as I took her over to the snack kiosk to get the Hot dogs first.

“Well after we got our spanking Marlene jokingly said she’d love to have one and Betty demonstrated on her. Marlene had expected it to be light and enjoyable but she found her ass nice and rosy when my mom finished with it. They started talking about why she uses corporal discipline and she said that the spanking is a temporary reminder of who is the boss and it is placed where we’ll remember it so we won’t fuck up again.”

I knew Betty truly believed that part was all true and not a line of bullshit that Betty was giving my Mom and Aunt about religion or something to goof on them. Hayden said my Mom could see the benefits but she wondered why Betty couldn’t be more discrete. That did sound like my mom.

“My mom told her that if we embarrass her in front of people then the proper response is to embarrass US in front of THOSE people and make us show a sincere apology and intent not to misbehave again. Make us show we are learning from our mistakes and the consequences. Mom said we already showed our ass (metaphorically) once by misbehaving so the damage was done and now we’d have to face the consequences of our mischief. She told them since we are sluts who like to show off our bodies the only way to really do that is with our panties around our ankles and over her knee not in control of the show, Sir”

Marlene had apparently made a comment during the shopping trip about how she also couldn’t get Victoria to do anything and that she generally wore six layers of lace corsets and Victorian style corsets to school that showed no skin at all so that strategy would never work on her daughter.

“My mom asked Marlene if she wanted to bet,” Hayden explained and that told me how Victoria ended up getting a spanking too.

Marlene apparently had a wry grin on her face and jokingly said that she would love to see that. One thing led to another and Marlene ended up spanking Victoria’s bare ass in the women’s dressing room after Victoria’s initial hissing and threats turned out to be empty. Betty smiled and told Marlene that spankings worked if you want it to work.

Marlene apparently made a joke about how she wanted Juan to give her a spanking over his knee and find out herself and they laughed but Victoria just sulked in the corner and held her rosy red bottom and pouted. She agreed to wear whatever her mother wanted after that.

Apparently, the fight over the last remaining swimsuit had been the catalyst to all of this. Somebody suggested that they all wear the exact same outfit and that would prevent any jealousy or any rude comments. My mom opted that everyone pick something mainstream but Marlene convinced her to compromise and pick something sexy. Marlene had already told Eddie she’d wear something a little more daring and my mom had enough wine that she agreed.

Marlene wanted to buy one of the swimsuits for Anna when they found one in my little sister’s size. My mom absolutely refused. Anna hadn’t come along with them shopping and she would have been really disappointed to have been left out. She wasn’t going to see the swimsuit as sexual or daring. She just would have liked to have been included.

Marlene secretly bought the swimsuit and when she gave it to Anna she knew my mom liked to spoil her and as predicted my mom got over it pretty quickly. It was easy when all of them had on the same skimpy bikini.

It took less than two minutes for Junior to come walking out of the men’s bathroom with Waverly licking her lips “Where is my motherfucking hot dog, Sir?” she asked impatiently.

We were still in line waiting for our food.

“Don’t feel bad you didn’t last long, baby! That was a speed BJ, thank you for the snack,” Waverly dabbed her lips with her finger and then touched Junior on the shoulder warmly. I don’t think it embarrassed Junior at all to have cum quickly. He was just happy he got to cum in her mouth at all.

His sister however scowled in the distance and shot evil glances at us as she skulked around in the shadows on the side of the pathway.

“Do you want a hot dog as well?” I yelled over to Victoria.

“Only if I can stab it into your eyes?” Victoria answered me. She always said creepy things like that to me and hopefully didn’t actually mean them. I didn’t answer her.

I ordered a plain bunless hot dog for Hayden and everybody else got what they wanted. We sent Waverly over to the Margarita stand and I reminded her that if the bartender didn’t sell it to her that she’d be offering to suck his dick. I could see now that didn’t seem all that big of a deal to Waverly who would have sucked every guy in that lines dick if I had told her too.

We watched Hayden place the warm slick plain hot dog between her tits end first and then slowly suck it up into her mouth and swallow it without chewing. I took pictures and tried to get as many of the guys who were standing there in awe and the women who were either impressed or disgusted or both in the background.

Waverly came back sipping the margarita. She had already eaten her hot dog. “Want a sip, Sis?”

“Really?” Hayden reached for the plastic container.

“No, not really,” Waverly chuckled and took another sip keeping the frosty drink well out of reach of her sister.

“You can have water,” I pointed to the water fountain by the men’s bathroom.

“You can go in the bathroom and drink from the urinal,” Waverly added as Hayden went to the water fountain. Hayden flipped her off as she walked without looking behind herself. She didn’t have to be a urinal at the park.

Victoria came over while we waited and finished our hot dogs. She liked Waverly. She had dark makeup around her eyes and had made her olive skin pale with makeup like a vampiress. “I bid you greetings,” she said with her usual sullen and macabre “I like how you control people.”

“You like how your mom spanked your ass?” Waverly sipped on the margarita.

Victoria blushed behind that white face makeup. She clearly did not like being spanked and she didn’t want her brother to be aware but she knew he already knew because she had been eavesdropping.

“My mom puts the bare ass in Embarrass,” Waverly said somewhat sympathetically. “Sorry, you got caught up in it though. It wasn’t my intention to get you spanked too, Ma’am” she said.

“The pain was intoxicating and it allowed me to feel. I cut sometimes when I want to feel sadness because I usually feel nothing like a dark void. I wanted to express my gratitude for the experience,” Victoria said quite seriously.