Chapter 25

“No skin off my butt, I’ll slide down that ride again and pop out of the water like I don’t realize I am completely naked, Sir” Waverly voluntarily accepted the challenge readily. Hayden accepted with the same kind of gusto but asked if the two of them came down naked what criteria would we use to decide who did it better.

I had not thought of that when I made up the first game!

“You are right, that is why I have a better game in mind,” I declared like it was all part of my plan. I was improvising and that is a skill I learned in Video Games. I think my confidence around the girls was making it so I could actually apply those skills to the real world now.

I didn’t. I was making it up on the spot but I had everyone’s ear so I made up the “Clumsy game”.

I remembered how when Hayden was trying to goof on my mom she bent over and showed her ass and stumbled around jiggling her tits as she pretended to look for something she lost. My Dad and brother were mesmerized and couldn’t stop watching.

I told the girls they would need to do that in the most creative way possible and we would see how many guys like my dad they can get to stare. I said that they would get bonus points not only for being creative about it but they would be graded on how much they talked to the guy and if his girlfriend or wife gave him the stink eye like my Mom did.

I thought that was a fairly clever game although Waverly and Hayden seemed to think it was too easy.

“Wait, so we do this back at the cabana around your Dad? Or just flash around random strangers, sir?” Hayden shrugged with a look like this was no challenge to her at all.

“Oh, just random strangers,” I said immediately as I pictured my mother hitting the roof if the girls played the game the way I hoped they would and popped out of their swimsuits.

“Does that make you nervous if we play it back at the cabana, Sir?” Waverly smiled wickedly and when she saw me stammer a little she said it did and I was too chicken. “So it is good enough for randos but not your own family, Sir?”

“My Mom and Dad would think it was hysterical,” Junior was on board with the idea.

“Fine, we can play it there but warm up on the way! I want to see you popping out of the suit but if anyone legitimately stops you and says not to do it then you are automatically disqualified and cannot continue,” I made a last minute adjustment to the rules so that on the off chance we made it back to the Cabana without being stopped when my mom hit the roof the game would be automatically over.

“What do we win, Sir?” Hayden asked.

“Yeah! What is in it for us and don’t say double hot dogs,” Waverly said before I could say double hot dogs was the prize. I asked her what she thought was fair and she told me the winner gets the Hot Dog and a Margarita.

“I can’t buy a Margarita!” I said.

“No, but I can, Sir!” Waverly smiled mischievously at me and looked longingly at someone sipping a frozen drink from a plastic bottle through a straw. I asked if she had ID because from where I stood she had only a few strips of swimsuit material on her body.

“These are my IDs, Sir” Waverly indicated her big tits and said she hadn’t been carded since high school. “There isn’t a bar in the world that doesn’t want big tittied girls sitting at their bars,” she smiled.

“What if he IDs you though and we can’t deliver?” Junior had a fair point.

“If it is a guy selling the drinks then I guarantee he will serve it. I’ll buy the drink for whoever wins the contest, Sir.” Waverly rolled her eyes like this was not up for debate.

“Yeah, but what if he does ID you though?” Junior asked again.

“If he won’t sell it to me then I’ll offer to suck him off right then and there, Sir” Waverly assured him. Junior didn’t believe her and asked what if he refuses. “If a straight bartender refuses to serve my alcohol and then refuses these lips around his dick then I’ll come suck on yours. How is that, Sir?”

It was a bet and the game was on.

“Winner gets a hot dog with anything they want on it and a bun to eat however they want and a Frosty cold Margarita. Loser eats a hot dog end first from her boobs,” I summarized the contest prize and told them to get started.

Waverly and Hayden were awkward at first as they tried to find ways to look for something that wasn’t really there. I was snapping photos and taking short burst video clips for the Instagram. All the accidental public nudity pictures with people staring in the background would be pure gold.

The girls initially played the dare game by waiting for a man to walk by and then bend slightly at the knee and bend over with their legs apart and look at something on the ground. “Is that my earing?”

Junior covered his face and mouthed the words “I can see her entire butthole when she bends over!!”
He was amazed they would so willingly show off their bodies in the most humiliating of ways. The girls were obviously extroverts but I think on some level they were also getting off on the embarrassment factor and the shock. I just couldn’t sure if it was their own embarrassment or that of other people who happen to notice their private parts popping out of their suits.

You could always see the pink rim of both of their assholes when they bent over because there was just a tiny strip of cloth covering their entire ass crack. That was fine when they stood up straight and clenched their cheeks but even when walking around their asses would jiggle, bounce and flap apart slightly and you could see a little hint of asshole.

“What did he say, Sir?” Waverly asked me when she noticed.

“He said he can see your butthole when you bend over, Waverly” I said loud enough for even other people to hear as a goof.

“You can? Are you sure?” Waverly bent at the waist with her legs straight and pulled her ass cheeks apart in the very middle of the pathway as people walked past and asked “Can you see it when I do like this? Oh no! How embarrassing!” Waverly said the words like she really didn’t mind if he looked and you could definitely see not only her asshole but most of her pussy lips and the skin between them.

I don’t think she liked the attention as much as Waverly just didn’t care if he looked at her body.

When Waverly bounced off the floor she pointed at Hayden and said “There were some additional points! That margarita is mine,” she said.

Not every reaction from strangers was positive. One guy even cunt punted Waverly from behind. The guy was wearing a Panama Jack hat and a Hawaiian shirt and just walking along drinking his drink. He saw Waverly’s big ass bent over and hanging out and he kicked her right in the crotch from behind! He didn’t do it hard and I think Waverly would have kicked him back if I hadn’t glared at her and reminded her she was on restriction.

The French brother and sister from the entrance also walked past and discussed what they saw while chuckling. Most people seemed to find the clumsy game pretty funny or sexy. A few people took photos of the girls bending over and looking for things. There were definitely some scornful women who had similar short haircuts like my mother who gave them a dirty look but no one stopped us. We were simply two guys walking with two goofy girls who were having fun. The fact they were bending over was pretty obviously over the top but no one seemed to see it as all that shocking.

I had to amp up the game as we walked towards the cabana. If I wanted to be over before we arrived but maximize the fun of watching them pretend they didn’t realize they were popping out of their outfits I would have to be a little more creative myself.

I told the girls to do things like look up high by reaching up on their tip toes to high places and feeling around and jiggle their tits when they did. I found a little gift kiosk that sold among other things water guns and hula hoops. I bought two of each.

The hula hoops were obvious. Watching a very voluptuous girl in a tiny bikini try to hula hoop as she shakes her hips, tits, ass all in sequence was mesmerizing. They would walk a few feet and just randomly challenge each other to Hula Hoop. Waverly and Hayden had fun with that.

If the girls ceased being entertaining Juan and I shot them with water on their crotch or tits and we told them when they were really losing points we’d shoot them in the face. They definitely didn’t want their make up to run.

Hayden invented the next twist to the game by ‘accidentally’ dropping the tie to one side of her bottoms. The end result was that a hip would be exposed and she’d have to close her thighs to hold it place while she frantically pretended to try to tie it back.

Hayden had precious little material covering her pussy lips as it was so anytime there was give in the bathing suit it would expose just enough of her bald pussy to make it even more interesting. The first time Hayden’s suit “accidentally” became untied on the side a 40 year old man walked into a palm tree because he wasn’t watching where he was going.

“Top that, bitch!” Hayden said.

“I thought you had to say Ma’am to every female?” Junior asked. He was having fun now with this game.

Not to a bitch like my sister, Sir” Hayden smirked.

“Wow, I wish I could call my sister a bitch,” Junior smiled.

“Why don’t you, Sir?” Waverly asked him.

“She’d kick my ass,” Junior laughed at the very notion of telling his Goth sister she was a bitch. She was morose and sullen and a bitch by anyone’s standards but she could also be terrifying.

“So? I’d kick Hayden’s ass, she has the balls to call me what I am, Sir” Waverly said.

“Oh?” Hayden said and it was at this point the game became much, much more than just a little innocent flashing.

They squared off in the pathway like two wrestlers. Their bodies were still oiled up and glistening from the sunblock they applied earlier in the sun. It made it seem even more erotic looking at the two sisters square off covered in a fine sheen of slippery oil and sweat from head to toe.

Hayden lunged for Waverly and grabbed her hair and then Waverly bit her sister’s wrist. They called each other a few names and grabbed each other and then in the heat as the two pulled hair and slapped each other Waverly’s tits fell out of her suit completely and Hayden’s bottoms fell completely off.

They both actually turned red faced and stopped fighting.

The fight had happened so fast that no one had time to call security. It had also seemed like two girls just having a heated argument that escalated into a very quick slap fight. Once the tits were out and the bottoms came down the fight ended.

“Bonus points for both of you! Well done!” I said as Waverly put her tits away and Hayden scrambled to cover herself. I had it all on camera.

We continued our merry way through the park back to the Cabana with the normal intentional but made to look accidental flashing and bending over that we began with. However, there was two times where the girls would instigate a pretend argument and then just beat the snot out of each other until their tits were out or their bottoms were off.

This would usually end in some people staring and smiling and others looking scornfully. No one ever rushed in to break it up. They just let the two girls go at it and it was over so fast. I think if there had been a knock down drag out fight that lasted a while and there was a threat of real harm then it would have gone differently but this was a quick cat-fight.

The first argument was over who was my girlfriend. They pretended to argue over me and that made me feel pretty good. Junior even called me a stud. I don’t think he realized that some of this was pretend.

The second argument was over who had taken the other girl’s locket and as they fought Waverly pretended she thought Hayden had hid it in her bikini top. When she finally yanked off Hayden’s bikini top and saw her tits bouncing naked with no locket she yanked down her bottoms and declared that she must have left it back at the cabana before anyone could jump in to stop her.

After that, they were both red faced but having fun beating the snot out of each other.

“Now who got points on that last one, Sir?” Waverly asked me. She could be very competitive with her sister once she started playing a game. “I kicked her ass but she was the naked one!”

“The game was to see who could flash the most not who could kick the most ass, so next time after you strip then slap fight until she strips you,” I suggested.

“Yeah, but Hayden can’t really kick my ass, so it won’t be realistic, Sir” Waverly said.

That caused yet another cat-fight to break out between the sisters and ended when Hayden brought Waverly’s bottoms down around her ankles and pantsed her.

“Holy crap, man!” Junior thought this was the coolest thing he had ever seen and that I was the coolest guy he had ever met at this point (other than the family friend Juan).

UNCLE’S NOTE: I SEE WHAT YOU ARE IMPLYING!

I had expected to be stopped by security or some old cantankerous busy body long before we reached the cabana but there it was in front of us.

“You have done really well. Tell you what; I think this game has gone on long enough! We can stop here for now and we’ll decide who wins and get you those dogs,” I pointed to a snack vendor and a little margarita kiosk next to it where Eddie had bought drinks earlier.

“I think he is nervous Sis, what do you think?” Waverly’s adrenalin was pumping and she wanted to continue playing and Hayden agreed with her sister.

“I am not nervous. I am just being generous. I am in a good mood. It is my brother’s birthday. I don’t want to spoil it with a lot of pervy games. Tell you what. Hot dogs with buns for you both plus the winner gets that Margarita,” I offered. I thought they could fairly easily be bribed.

“We both get a margarita?” Waverly smiled greedily.

I was reluctant because I didn’t want to seem like too much of a pushover. I was about to say yes when Hayden told her sister that she was afraid she wouldn’t win so she had to ensure they both got a drink.

“It isn’t that,” Waverly told her sister she just wanted them both to have a drink.

“Since when do you care if I get something? I think you are the one who is more chicken then Justin to keep playing,” she smirked.

The two of them started to slap fight only thirty feet from the cabana. They were pulling each other’s hair again, kneeing each other in the crotch and just as Hayden had both fingers under her sister’s bikini top to pull it off of her I heard Betty shout “Waverly and Hayden are the two of you fighting?”

“Yes Ma’am,” they answered their mother as a chorus dutifully and she called them over.

“Justin, you allowed this? Do I have to let him be the one to spank you when you are out walking around strutting around winking at boys? That is so embarrassing! You reflect on me when you are out there and now the Davidson’s probably think we are trailer trash,” Betty said.

She and the other adults at the party had left the cabana and gone into the wave pool nearby but they were back drying off and having drinks. They had never gone far from where Anna, Brandon and his friends were playing.

“I am sorry Ma’am, we were just playing a game,” Waverly apologized to her mother and so did Hayden.

“Well, okay but I am on to your mischief, now apologize to Justin and his friend here for making it seem like they were trouble makers by associating with you two hooligans,” she said.

“We are sorry Justin and Junior,” they both said as they faced us and looked down. Betty told the girls to stay close to the cabana for now.

Waverly was the first one who accidentally lost something. She stood up and said she had lost her earing and started asking everyone if they had seen it. She came around to where Juan was standing and standing straight legged while bending over wiggled her butt back and forth and then looked everywhere.

“Ooh, let me help, Sis!” Hayden joined in the search near my Dad’s chair and began crawling around the table underneath him with her butt in the air. My dad had his sunglasses on and I could tell he was craning his neck so that he could pretend to be looking straight ahead and watching her.

Uncle Eddie just turned and stared.

My mom stared too. Not at Hayden of course, she stared daggers at my father.

Brandon and some of his friends noticed the search before too long and were watching in the distance. I believe at one point the guy who sweeps up the pathway must have swept the section in front of our cabana five times before moving on.