Abe were a farm equipment mechanic and made big bucks compared to most of the other people in their holler. One Christmas they splurged on satellite TV and it was wonderful, a rarity bein the only one anywhere around. Everyone else got one local channel that wern’t worth much. When the couple learned that the Super Bowl was going to be on their new TV, they decided to have a party. Lulu Belle, Abe’s wife, made big plans to invite kin and neighbors to have a party that no one would fergit.

It would be sort of like a church potluck cause differnt folks would bring differnt things. She worked out a plan for vittles and beer and shine. As it developed, only two of the half-dozen men were gonna bring their wimmen.

This was a big fucking deal and everybody got pretty lit on the booze watchin this game in a city way bigger than they could even imagine. Then when the half-time came on and them cheerleaders and such got struttin around, the wimmen got kind of pissed that the guys thought them skinny chicks were so damn cute. They quick like put their heads together and paraded in front of the screen liftin up their tops and showing their titties. Them TV wimmen weren’t gonna do that!