S17E14 - Aubrey O’Brien (19), from Smethwick (WM)

We begin this week’s show with establishing shots of a sleepy, well-kept little estate. Old houses with their own small gardens, arranged around a small oval of communal grassland.

We see a large dog bounding across the grass, picking up a tennis ball that seems almost small in his big mouth, then turning and bouncing back toward...

Our host, who is walking across the grass toward us introducing the show ... It’s the fat, balding, rough-around-the-edges frame of our favourite Cockney-geezer walking toward us. Walking obediently beside him, his sleek, young Doberman looks up at his master with an eager sense of anticipation.

In his baggy, faded denim jeans and an over-stretched West Ham United football shirt he looks like he’s on the way to a Premier League match rather than about to introduce a stunning young lady to his dog for sex...

They continue to walk toward us as Dennis introduces the show in his broad, gravelly Cockney accent, “‘Ello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m Dennis Baxter, and I’m travelling up and daan the country, meeting lovely ladies, and introducing them to my Romeo...” He indicates the dog by his side. “ ... And his big, rock-’ard red-rocket!” He nods, confident that everyone watching knows what he’s talking about.

We cut to look at a very welcome sight ... Some of the ladies on our show are – how does one put it politely? Plain ... Others have clearly seen better days. Some are pretty enough ... Occasionally we get a real stunner ... This week – it’s the triple threat ... She’s young, she’s gorgeous, and she appears to have a killer body...

Dark hair down to her shoulders, a young, narrow face and good skin ... And whilst she’s dressed in a tracksuit, it’s tight enough to show off strong thighs, good hips, a tight arse, narrow waist, and big boobs ... And everything moves so well as she approaches – we even drop into slow-motion so we can take in the full glory of her approach, as she flicks her long her back over her shoulder and smiles a big, white-toothed smile.

She introduces herself in voice-over, in a chirpy, friendly, black country accent. “Hallo ... I’m Aubrey O’Brien ... I’m 19-year-old, and I’m a student from Birmingham ... And, I can’t wait to have sex with a dog!”

We cut to a few seconds later, beauty and the beasts – this young hottie standing opposite Dennis and his dog. Her shoulders back so that those perfect tits are straining the tight tracksuit top, which is unzipped far enough for us to see a valley of cleavage. She’s happily looking down at Romeo throughout the interview, and our host is definitely happy looking at her.

She’s very animated, moving her hips and butt around, pointing around her as she tells her story, and Dennis is happy to watch in silence and let her talk (and move)...

“We moved onto this estate when I was, like, 14 - and I was already pretty well ‘formed’...” She indicates her chest and giggles as she jiggles... “It was a hot day, and I was wearing, like, a little top, with plenty on show ... And I still remember all the boys, and their dads, were looking at me, like – ‘really happy’ to see us in the street ... Everyone seemed to want to help us unload our moving van ... All the dads trying to lift the heaviest furniture ... It was hilarious. Even then I knew what was going on...”

She takes a breath and continues, “When I came out to hang out with the local kids, if they was playing football, all the dads would come out and join in, and I could see them looking at me when they scored goals, and stuff ... Showing off for the little girl!” She laughs at the idea of being ‘little’.

“And right from the start, I was really into torturing the dads ... If it got hot, I’d put on a bikini top and flaunt myself ... Just to make them suffer ... Look at the girl and think your worst thoughts, old pervy bastards!!” She laughs again, clearly very happy to be ogled (which is good, because Dennis is almost drooling).

“And the best thing was, I was torturing the wives too ... Because they knew their ‘usbands was looking at me and thinking about me ... And as I got older, I found new ways to torture them ... I’d bring girlfriends home – not ‘girlfriends’, you know, just girls who were friends, but I’d make a big deal of walking them down the street and giving them hugs, rubbing my chest against them, and that ... Just to wind the old pervs up ... Then last year I set up an OnlyFans, and I know a couple of the dads along here have signed up ... They couldn’t wait to see me in ‘action’, like...”

As she’s speaking, Dennis is licking his lips like a starving man looking at a bowl of fruit salad...

“So I was thinking, what’s the wildest, craziest, most disgusting shit I can do, that they can all see, and still not be able to have me ... And make the men jealous, and the women angry ... And I thought, if I could have sex on telly, they’d all go crazy ... And then I thought ... The only show you can have sex on the telly is UK of Zoo ... And I like dogs, and it looks like fun, so I thought I’d go for it...”

“Do...” Dennis starts, dry mouthed, coughing, then continuing, “Do you have fantasies about dogs...? Is it something you’ve always wanted to do?”

She looks impossibly relaxed, playful and happy as she responds with, “No ... Not really ... I like it on the videos ... I like seeing the girls having fun – but it’s like, I think about men ... Strong men ... And I love sex ... But I’ve never, you know, pleasured myself thinking about a dog ... I’ve done it watching videos a bit ... But I was thinking about what I was watching, not about being in the videos or with the dogs...”

“That’s a pretty big step to take then, to go from teasing neighbours, to fucking a dog...”

She shrugs, “Maybe a few years ago, but everyone’s doing it now ... There’s been, like, a thousand women on your show, hasn’t there...?”

It’s actually less than 300, but we’re not here to correct her.

“And you want to be number one thousand and one...?” Checks Dennis, and we can tell he’s desperate to see her become the next...

She nods again, with that big deviant smile. “Yes ... Can’t wait ... I can see the curtains twitching all around ... Everyone looking to see what’s going on here – I hope they all recognise you, and him...” She nods down toward the Doberman. “When they watch us go into our house, they’ll know what’s going on, I reckon cocks will be exploding all of the estate!!”

“And that turns you on?” Asks Dennis.

“That’s why I’m here!!” She confirms with the broadest smile yet.

“In that case ... Let’s head inside...”

We cut to a wider shot of the young cutie putting her arm through between Dennis arm and his fat body, and allowing him to lead her away, Romeo trotting along beside them, looking up at his master rather than this super-sexy little slut. Panning up and closing in on one of the other houses on the estate, curtain pulled slightly to the side, a man looking out, his face blurred but his hand clearly pumping away below the level of the window.

We cut to the young lady’s bedroom. A window in the background is looking out over the parkland we were just standing on. She has a poster of herself on the wall, in a bikini, looking fantastic...

We take a look at Dennis, standing in the doorway of the room with Romeo by his side, watching as...

We cut to a shot of our guest as she casually unzips her tracksuit top, revealing her perfect boobs in a simple brack bra ... And her belly, smooth and flat ... Peeling the top off and letting it fall to the floor. She giggles as she reaches behind, walking over to the window as she unhooks and removes her bra – it’s a subtle move, looking like a girl walking around her own bedroom, but it’s actually a deliberate move to go topless in the window, visible from the street and the neighbours opposite, because she’s sure someone will be looking ... And bra off, those boobs look better than ever ... Full and firm, perky and round. Young.

She turns so that her backside is toward the window and pulls her tracksuit pants down, over her firm, round arse, down her thighs, bending as she drops them, showing her arse off to the world outside ... Then straightening up to show us a tight pair of black panties. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with her body – she’s as close to perfect as we’ve had on the show. Her face is a 9, but the body is a 10.

“Now...” She calls, with a big smile as she hooks her thumbs into the sides of those panties... “Make sure those cameras are ready ... I’m going to make this worth seeing!” – and down come the panties, showing the neatest, most well-trimmed pussy you’ll ever see. We take a moment to look at her, looking great ... Then cut to the doorway - seeing Romeo tugging on his leash, keen to get at the naked female. He’s got no idea how good she looks, or how jealous most viewers will be of HIM for getting HER...

Dennis ducks down to unhook his collar, and we hear him saying, “Leave some for me, boy...” – then he releases the beast ... Who heads straight over to our stunning guest...

We’re in a wide shot as, watching Aubrey as she drops to her haunches, welcoming the dog with both hands, reaching out toward him as he arrives ... He rears up over her welcome and lands with his paws on her arm – forcing her to support his weight, and bringing his head up infront of her face.

Before she can react, he pushes his head forward and swishes his warm, wide, tongue over the lower half of her face, soaking her lips and chin. He gets a few good licks off before she manages to pull her head back and push his paws away. As he drops to the floor, she stands up, turning away from him and spitting – more in surprise than disgust – then laughs.

He moves after her, jumping up to try and get at her again – but she keeps turning and skipping aside, laughing as she moves to the bed – then turning and sitting on it, protecting her peach of a rear end from him, then leaning forward to push him away playfully ... He comes back at her, and she pushes at his chest, then grabs his collar and pushes his rear end, until she has him positioned side-on to her, his body against her lower legs...

She begins to stroke him, very deliberately leaning forward, her lovely tits pushing forward and hanging off her ribs as she reaches over the dog’s back, stroking down his side ... Leaning forward to reach around under his belly, to fondle at his sheath and getting her first touch of a semi-erect doggy cock, hanging heavy in that big furry sheath of his...

She gasps, “Oooohhh ... Someone’s a bit excited...” as she gently takes hold of the base of the shaft, within the sheath, and rubs/jerks it a few times ... She looks up at Dennis, off camera, and asks, “Is that it?”

We hear our host note that, “She a natural...” and laugh a little.

Buoyed with a little more confidence, not that she was lacking any before, she leans further forward, her boobs pressing against her knees as she gets a better grip on the sheath, jerks a little faster, making a little pink lipstick dick appear from the tip of the furry sheath...

She’s clearly excited to do this, and not at all nervous about being filmed with the dog, looking up into our camera and blowing kisses to the viewers at home ... This sexy young woman, with her near perfect, natural body, isn’t even turned on by dogs, but right now she appears to be getting turned-on by the ideas of torturing every man who’s ever fantasized about her...

She’s bent forward, squashing her tits against her knees, reaching under the beast and jerking at his sheath a little, rubbing her palm and fingers along the underside, revealing a little more of the lipstick tip. Growing in confidence and wrapping her fingers around the sheath so she can pull a little harder and a little faster...

As she works, her smile becomes wider and wider, and she becomes more and more comfortable with what she’s doing. She wraps her other arm around his powerful neck and holds him close as she continues to jerk his shaft, offering him giggly encouragement – “Good boy ... Goo-ood bboooyyy!”

We cut to a lower angle, looking under his belly as she works his cock with her hand ... Seeing little beads of pre-cum spraying as he’s warmed-up. Noting that it’s already a decent size ... Looking big in her small hands as she works the shaft and rubs the tip against her soft, fat pussy lips...

We cut back to a wider angle, looking at the beauty sitting on the edge of the bed, still leaning forward with her boobs against her knees, reaching around and under the dog ... She looks up at our camera, her face a mix of fear and excitement as she advises us that, “I think I want to ... You know...” She pauses, like what she’s about to say is any more taboo and disgusting than the cock-jerking she’s doing, almost dropping to a whisper as she confirms her plans/request, “ ... Put it in my mouth...”