S17E13 - Lydia Findlay (33), from Glasgow (SC)

We begin this week’s show on a wide street – four story apartment blocks and plenty of trees. The trees are green and still, and the sky is clear blue and cloudless. Whilst on first sight it looks like a sunny summer’s day, judging by the passing pedestrians in their overcoats and heavy sweaters, it’s a crisp day.

A caption fills the screen: “GLASGOW, SCOTLAND.”

When it fades, we turn away from the buildings to see a break in skyline of apartments, and a staircase leading down from the street toward a below street level (but still open air) train station ... A sign reads, ‘ALEXANDRA PARADE’

We see various commuters coming up the steps from the train station and spilling onto the street, splitting up to head either up or down the street ... We turn to follow a group of them up the street toward the apartments. We guess that one of this group is this week’s guest – but there are a lot of them – young and old, fat and thin, smart and scruffy – it’s impossible to tell which of them might be our guest this week...

As we look up the street, we see a familiar figure of our All-American blonde host, Jenna McCartney, walking toward us in a very little black dress. Other pedestrians turn to look at her as she passes – possibly recognising her, possibly just impressed by her stunning figure and the fact that her boobs are about an inch from popping out of the top of the dress.

As she gets closer, she begins her introduction – long range directional microphones picking up every word, “Hiiii petfans, and welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m your host, Jenna McCartney, and this week, we’re in Glasgow, Scotland...” She indicates the throng of commuters passing her, and adds, “ ... And it’s rush hour. And we’re here to meet a lady who doesn’t like to waste any time...”

She looks off beyond our camera, and we swing through a hundred and eighty degrees to look back toward the train station ... And several people walking toward us, one of which is a high-cheekboned, brunette ... Dressed in smart-casual business attire, she looks like she’s come straight from the office (because she has) ... Her figure appears to be reasonable, and whilst she’s not exactly a head-turning, she’s not unattractive.

She walks toward our camera, then stops on her mark and introduces herself in a strong, but easily understood Glaswegian accent. “Hi ... I’m Lydia Findlay ... I’m 33, I’m from Glasgow, and I’m ready to get wild!” She ends her intro with a flourish and flashes us a crooked toothed smile before we cut to a two-shot of her standing side-by-side with our host...

Pedestrians continue to walk by as they talk, a few of them turning their heads as they hear the occasional choice word, or they recognize Jenna, one even hovering in the background making faces as he listens in.

Jenna raises her microphone to begin her interview, asking, “Hello Lydia ... Can you tell us why we’re here today?”

“I can honestly say that this is all about ma boss ... It’s not for him, but it’s because o’ him.”

“OOOh – doing what your boss tells you to do ... My kind of employee...” Jenna smiles, liking what she’s hearing, and pushes in for more, “Tell me more...”

“Ok ... Well, first – it’s not like that wi’ ma boss ... He’s happily married, so don’t go there!” She tries to keep a straight face, then kicks into her story, “So I’m a personal assistant ... My boss, I’ve been with him for almost 10 years, and he’s always looked after me ... He sends me on courses – self-improvement, education, etc., to make me the best assistant I can be ... I’ll be sitting at my desk, and I’ll get an email, a link to an application for a course, and I’ve got so used to him sending them to me that I just click in and sign up these days. A couple of years back, I had a nasty split from a boyfriend, I must have been going on about hating men, or being sick of men, or whatever, and he sent me a link to a lesbian dating site – so I signed up, as a joke, and I ended up going on a few dates, sleeping wi’ a few girls...” She laughs, and Jenna smiles even wider...

Lydia continues, “It was fun ... Y’know, quite exciting to do something different ... And I’m not a lesbian – despite what I was doin’ ... So it felt quite kinky ... But it wasn’t for me...” She shrugs, then goes on, “I didn’t feel any kind of connection to them ... So I stopped. And I told him about it ... About the dates – not in detail or anything like that ... I just told him – met a new girl last night, or had a good weekend with that one ... And I told him when I stopped...”

“And where do the doggies come into this story?” Asks Jenna in a friendly, but slightly impatient manner.

“Yeah, I know ... I need to get to they point ... So...” She takes a breath, “So ... A little while after I stopped with the lesbian datin’ ... He asks me if I’m happy, and I say I’m still looking for fun ... And the next day he sends me the link to another application form ... But this time it’s the link to the UK of Zoo ... I’m pretty sure he did it as a joke ... But ... Well, I just thought, everything else he’s suggested has taught me something, or given me some fun ... So why not just roll with it ... I don’t like to second guess myself, or him ... So I just dive right in ... So I filled it out, attached a nice topless selfie, and boom, here we are...”

“Ooooohhh ... A spontaneous dogslut...” Coos the American. “So, really ... You’re telling me that dogs never turned you on before?”

Lydia twists her face up a little, thinking hard, trying to act a little disgusted, “Well, I wouldn’t say they turned me on ... They’ve never been my fantasy ... I’ve never really thought about it, even after your show started ... But ... I don’t know ... When I had that application infront of me, and I was filling in all they questions, I just realised how many times I was saying ‘Yes’, and thought, maybe I am into this after all!!”

Jenna leans in, giving her guest a girly shove in the side, “Are you looking forward to it?”

Lydia cracks into an open-mouthed smile and confirms, “Oh yes ... Very much so ... Once the idea was in ma head, I couldn’t stop thinking about it ... And if it’s half as much fun as the lesbians were, I’ll be very happy ... And if it’s twice as much fun as they were, I’ll have a new lifestyle!!”

Jenna asks another, “Now ... What about your boss? How do you think he’ll feel about his P.A. doing something like this?”

Lydia thinks for a moment, “Ahhhhh ... I think he’ll be happy for me ... And if he doesnae like it, and complains, or tries to get rid of me ... I’ll just take all they emails to HR!!” She laughs. “But ... No ... He’ll be happy for me...”

Jenna raises an eyebrow, “Do you think he’ll watch it?”

Her guest smiles, cocking her head on one side, a bit cocky – “I’d be kinda disappointed if he didn’t!”

The American pushes on, “Do you think he wants to see you do it?”

Lydia looks like the thought hadn’t crossed her mind before ... She pauses, twisting her face up as she thinks. “I don’t know ... Maybe ... He seemed quite happy when I said you’d arranged ‘this’...”

We fade out on the interview and through to a shot of Buddy – everyone’s favourite white Bull Terrier, with his domed head and his powerful muscles, pulling against a leash. We pull back to see that Jenna is holding onto the other end of the leash, and then further to see that they are in a hotel room, Jenna sitting on the bed, Buddy trying to cross the floor to our guest...

Lydia is a couple of meters away, and she’s already removed her outer garments – and is down to a red and black corset, which gently supports a decent pair of C-cup breasts, below that red bikini brief panties, then black stockings, which are attached to the bottom of the corset by red and black suspenders.

She in the process of unfastening the laced-up front of the corset ... Joking with Jenna as she strips, her tone has changed a little, switching from confident to positively excited...

“Oh bloody hell ... What did I do to deserve an ugly little fucker like this?!” She laughs. “I came here to be smashed by a huge beast...” Another laugh.

We cut back to Buddy as he cocks his head on one side, not understanding a word, but somehow understanding that she’s not impressed with him ... Jenna leans in to unhook his collar, noting that – “He might not be the biggest or best-looking dog we have, but he’s got it where it counts ... And I can assure you, you won’t be disappointed when he’s fucking you!”

“Oh promises, promises...” Smirks Lydia as she removes that corset, letting it fall away and expose her slightly sagging belly and her heavy boobs (which have abnormally large pink areolas that cover almost half of the front half of each boob). With the corset off, there’s nothing to support her stockings, but she leaves them on and the slowly edge down throughout the following scenes.

She drops down to the floor, getting comfortable on her knees – shuffling her pale thighs apart – then bending forward, her belly sagging and her big tits hanging down almost to the floor as she settles down on her elbows, her hands out infront of her ... Looking down infront of her rather than turning to see what’s happening behind...

On the other side of the room, Jenna releases Buddy, and the strange little dog scampers into action ... Happily heading over to the dirty slut on the floor ... Dropping his big head between her arse-cheeks, sniffing and licking at her crack. She reaches back between her legs and hooks the gusset of her panties to the side of her pussy so that he can drag his tongue over her most private region – immediately reducing her to a drooling idiot... “Oooohhhh fffffuuuuaaaaahhhhkkkk!”

Her elbows slide forward, and her big tits press down to the floor, as does her forehead, her mouth open ... She almost looks like she’s melting into the carpet.

Buddy licks at her pussy for a few seconds before her knees begin to slide apart as well, her thighs spreading, opening her pussy up, but also lowering it toward the floor – making the angle difficult for our dome-headed dog to lick – so he stops, raising his head to look over her...

He takes a second, looking confused, the pink tip of his cock poking out of his sheath, glistening - then steps forward over her, his front paws onto her back rather than astride it, pulling forward and trying to line that little cock up with her pussy – bending his back and trying to make some kind of contact – then getting confused, and simply stepping over her back, clambering over her big arse, and stepping off to the side, making her yelp in surprise as his front paws scrape over her back leaving long pink welts down her side. One of his hindlegs seems to have caught the stocking on one of her legs, pulling it down right to her knee.

With the licking now stopped, Lydia slowly comes to her senses, realises where she is ... And says, “Sorry ... I zoned out...”, she begins to shift her knees back together, raising her arse again, back into position on her elbows ... Looking round to see the dog, and calling, “Sorry boy ... Come on ... Come back ... Good boy...”

She stays down on the floor, holding position, her big arse in the air, her heavy tits brushing the floor ... She watches him as he walks around the room, sizing her up ... His little tail wagging slowly...

She wiggles her arse, trying to hurry him into making a move ... Looking up into our camera occasionally and half laughing. “I didn’t think I’d have to seduce him...”

We hear our host, from off camera, calling, “Come on boy ... Rape this bitch!” – and the dog reacts as if he’s been trained to respond to the instruction.

Producer’s note - We want to be clear that none of our dogs have ever been trained to ‘rape bitches’, no matter how it looks!

He moves up behind her again and lurches up, his front legs over and around her, his white chest against her behind, then sliding forward over her her arse and onto her back, hindlegs against her chunky thighs, and his pelvis pumping up against her immediately.

We cut to the side view, watching as the beast’s weight rests on her back, and the force of his thrusts rock against her arse ... We can see a large pink/red welt on her side from the dog’s earlier slip as he climbed over her...

Our guest is rocked forward and pushed down against her elbows, big tits jiggling and swinging against the floor her ... She looks sideways at our camera, surprised and pleased by the force and intensity of his attack ... Gritting her teeth as she lowers her head a little, bracing herself against his thrusting ... She gasps a few, “OOoaaahhhh!” sounds as he gets close.

A few more thrusts, an almost thoughtful pause – an adjustment – and then another probing thrust – and this time...

Lydia yelps, then gasps – her mouth open wide, her eyes on fire – as the beast smashes into her ... We don’t need a close-up to know that he’s just buried his cock deep inside her ... The intensity and speed of his thrusting, the increase in power – the way his front legs dig into her fleshy sides as he grips tighter, the way her boobs wobble, and her thighs shake ... Everything combines to show that the fuck is fully under way! As does her gasped, wailed response, “OOoooooohh Goooddddd ... Nnoooooo ... Aaahhhhh ... Ooooohhhh ... YYeesssssss...”

He’s not the biggest dog by a long way, but he makes up for it in energy and intensity ... He’s an absolute frenzy of fucking ... His domed head moving from one side of hers to the other, resting on one shoulder, then the other, arching his back as he pounds into her ... And she’s head down, then head up, looking sideways toward our camera – smiling as she takes the pounding of her life ... Being shaking around, her other stocking slowly working down to her other knee...

She continues to gasp and wail as the beast smacks into her, his hindlegs staggering around looking for extra purchase, the chance to push in even harder...