S17E07 - Britt Jeremy (51), from Ramsgate (SE), with Renae

We open this week’s show moving along a small pathway which leads through bushes to a row of small, white cottages behind long gardens and low wooden fences. Everything looks old and weather-beaten, but it’s all neat and tidy.

As we reach the last of the cottages, and turn to look up the garden path – and we see our host and her large blue-grey dog...

She’s looking spectacular – short, slim, with her incredible bolt-on boobs forming the smoothest, firmest, roundest cleavage between the barely buttoned front of her red PVC jacket. The matching mini-skirt shows off her hips and thighs – and they are worth showing off! Upstairs, it’s long, curly brunette hair, hanging either side of a sexy, dimple-cheeked face. It’s our pervy ex-pornstar ... And she launches into her introduction the second we’re looking at her – her high pitched, squeaky, but instantly exciting and sexy voice slicing through the air.

“Hello ... And welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m your favourite host, Renae Russell, and this is my amazing puppy, Logan ... And this week I’ve brought Logan down to Ramsgate to meet a lady who appears to have designs on us both...”

She turns toward the house at the top of the garden, and we follow her line of sight ... Waiting a second before the front door opens and we see this week’s guest, a tall middle-aged redhead.

The first thing we notice is that bright orange-red hair, centre-parted, cut in a bob. Then it’s her legs. Long, long legs. She’s wearing a skirt that goes to mid-thigh, but it’s a lot of thigh (long rather than thick). A white button up blouse hugs tight to her body, which - despite her age - is pretty solid through the trunk, and flares a little around her chest, suggesting that she has boobs, just not particularly large ones.

She walks out of the house and heads down the pathway toward us. She has a confident stride, and smiles as she approaches. The closer she gets the better we can see her face – she’s not young, but she’s bright and clear, and whilst she’s not the most attractive in the world, she’s not unattractive.

She comes to a halt right beside Renae, leans in and swaps a couple of cheek kisses.

We cut to a close-up, looking right at our guest as she introduces herself in a cheerful, southern accent ... She sounds a little like a Londoner ... But not quite. “Hiiiiii ... I’m Britt Jeremy ... I’m 51 years old and I’m a PACS Administrator at East Kent Hospitals here in Ramsgate.”

Then we’re back out in the garden, with our brunette host standing next to the aging redhead. Our guest is quite tall – we can tell this because she’s towering over Renae, who’s wearing her transparent stacked stripper heels as usual.

Renae raises her microphone and looks up/across to her guest, asking her to – “Tell us why you’ve invited us down here today, red.”

The older woman leans back, smiling – and takes a deep breath, then begins her confession. “I’ve been happily married for nearly 30 years ... I’ve had a very normal, quite reserved sex life ... But I’ve always enjoy fantasies ... Very rude ones ... I can’t get off without them ... I needed to think about things I would never actually do...”

“What kind of fantasies? Or do I not need to ask?” Checks Renae.

“Oh, well, yes ... It’s mostly what you think...” Laughs Britt... “But I’ve had other kinds too ... Fantasies about all the things that I’ve never done, but the two that kept coming back to me – are ... Number one, the idea of having sex with a woman – a very slutty woman...”

We pan over to Renae, who gives us a little dimpled smile and a wave ... Like she’s acknowledging being ‘a very slutty woman’ - then we swing back to Britt, who continues, “And number two ... To have sex with an animal ... To be ‘forced’ to have sex with a dog ... With an expert dogwhore making me do it properly.”

She pauses, smiling awkwardly ... Still a little nervous... “So, this is two birds with one stone!” She smiles. “Well, a bird and a dog, actually...”

“And you’ve been married nearly 30 years ... What does your husband think about this...?” Renae asks.

Our guest looks over to the side, “Well, you could ask him himself if he wasn’t camera shy...” and laughs a little.

We hear a voice from off camera calling in, “Love it...” – the camera cuts to a shot of a tall man trying to stay off camera, he’s not mic’d up so the sound isn’t too clear, but we can hear him explaining that, “I love the idea of her doing what turns her on ... That turns me on too ... And the whole dog thing, and the humiliation ... I mean ... We’ve been married a long time – which husband doesn’t want to see his wife taken down a peg or two?” He laughs.

Renae checks, “So you like the idea of me dominating your wife?”

“Forcing her to do stuff ... Yeah...”

“‘Forced’ you say?” Checks our host with a wicked glint in her eye, and we cut back to Britt as she begins to answer...

“Well, when we say forced, we mean...” – she’s cut short by Renae stepping across her, grabbing the front of her blouse and ripping it open ... Shouting over her, “Never mind that fucking bullshit ... Get those fucking clothes off and let’s see what my boy has to play with!!”

Any suggestion of a threat is cancelled out by the squeaky, girly nature of her voice (not to mention the size difference between her and the taller woman) ... But she plays it as tough as she can.

Britt reacts like this is the biggest thrill of her life, her legs almost giving way, gasping as she steps back...

The two women combine to rip off all of Britt’s clothes – right there in the front garden ... Pretty much destroying her silky blouse – showing off a mid-sized, B-cup pair of tits, barely supported by a lightweight white bra.

Britt rips her trousers open then allows Renae to pull them down over her solid hips and firm arse, down her thick thighs, over her knees and rip them off over her shoes so fast that they end up inside out ... Her legs are long and smooth, not particular muscular, just nice and slim. Her panties, brief and white (matching her bra).

She’s breathing hard ... Looking around toward her husband, and then the neighbour’s houses.

“I don’t want anyone to see this...” She squeals, “But at the same time I want EVERYONE to see this!!”

She’s about to say something more when Renae steps forward, pressing her body up against hers, reaching around behind her and planting a big, aggressive, wet, kiss on her mouth ... She’s shocked, but happy to accept the kiss – opening her mouth as well, both tongues being pushed deep ... Spit being swapped...

And as they kiss, Renae unhooks the back of the redhead’s bra ... Then slides her hands down her back, slipping them into the back of her panties, squeezing buttocks...

She breaks the kiss, leaving her guest looking dizzy, and drops down into a crouch, ripping the panties down at the same time ... As she drops away Britt’s bra falls down allowing her slightly floppy, oversized tits to drop a couple of inches; and the panties are pulled down to reveal that Britt isn’t a natural redhead – showing off a triangle of well-trimmed black pubic hair.

From the crouch, Renae drops forward onto her knees, her face coming level with her guest’s pussy – and she takes advantage of that, pushing her jaw forward, tipping her head back, and stuffing her chin between Britt’s thighs – licking at her pussy, much to the Britt’s obvious joy. She bends her legs slightly, opening her thighs to afford our pornstar better access to her clit ... Letting her flick her tongue over it, fast and wet, with expert pressure ... The kind of pussy licking that only an over-experienced slut can deliver.

Britt takes it for as long as she can – the look on her face, her head tipped back, then forward to look down at the licking – her hands on her tits, cupping and squeezing them; then off, down toward Renae’s head, pushing it away and stepping back, “No more...” – she drops into a crouch, infront of the pornstar, leaning forward to kiss her again, tasting her pussy her lips and tongue...

Renae backs off, snarling, “You don’t want me licking your pussy? You don’t DESERVE me licking your pussy! You’re only fit for my dog!”

It’s staged. Britt knew it was coming, and so did we ... Renae’s not a great actress, and Britt isn’t even trying ... She falls back onto her behind on the grass, and then back to her elbows saying, “Oooo yes please, bring him on...” as she brings her hands up to her soft tits and pulls them back against her chest, fingers rubbing over her erect nipples ... Legs wide, showing off her pre-licked pussy ... Smiling and ready for the main event...

Logan is released and hurries over and moves up between her legs, dropping his big head down to her crotch and sniffing/licking at it – experimental at first, then seriously ... From the first touch we can see that our guest is going to have a good experience ... She gasps and lets her head drop back immediately... “Oooooooo...” The dog appears to be as skilled at woman pleasing as his owner is! And it’s obvious that our guest prefers the dog to the pornstar!

He drops down low, his long legs folding up as he crouches down to his belly – his big snout now level with her pussy, jammed in between her thighs, flopping his long tongue over her pussy, making a meal of her ... Outside and in, over and between ... With her dropping down off her elbows onto her back, keeping her hands on her tits and kneading them like a baker with a pile of dough – squeezing them against her ribs, against each other, her fingers pressing into them ... Gasping and moaning as the beast licks her with that hot tongue of his...

We’ve seen him lick numerous women, but we’ve never seen one react quite as instantly and positively as our aging redhead...

She continues to squeeze her tits, twisting her hips, moving her pussy around infront of his tongue as it slides over her sensitive flesh time and time again.

Renae steps forward, swinging a smooth leg over her guest, hooking her mini-skirt up an inch, lowering her crotch down onto her face – reaching down to pull the gusset of her own panties to side... “Eat this, bitch ... Lick my pussy...” – then gasping (too much) as the older woman does her best to lick pussy whilst the dog licks hers ... Gasping between licks as the labia are smooshed on her mouth.

With her face covered and her tongue engaged, out guest is still more focused on the dog than the pornstar ... Arching her back, squeezing her boobs, spreading her thighs wider, as he pushes forward, turning his head a little on its side ... Slotting his long tongue out, between those pussy lips – a tongue fuck this time rather than a lick ... Followed by a few more in rapid succession ... Our guest jerking from the pelvis. Her feet flat on the floor, tensing her thighs and pushing down ... Riding Logan’s tongue ... Breathing harder against Renae’s cunt, forgetting to lick ... Her face reddening, almost ready to match her hair...

“Are you cumming?” Squeaks our host, looking down between her thighs to her lover - her northern tones revealing her excitement ... She’s playing the dominatrix, but she really loves to see her dog pleasing a bitch! “You dirty, dirty whore ... Cumming on a dog’s tongue!”

Britt doesn’t answer with words ... She opens her mouth around the pornstar’s pussy, digging her tongue in, moving her chin up and down over the sexy snatch as she continues to wriggle and twitch her own under the beast’s continued tonguing ... Her belly sticking out slightly, her whole body tensed, long legs shaking ... Then gasping again, and letting out a sharp, high-pitched (and muffled), “Shit!” ... Taking a few more licks, and then releasing her tits so she can reach down and push the dog’s big skull down and away from her, bringing her thighs together, falling back from Renae’s twot and rolling to the side between her legs, gasping, “Oh my bloody God ... Wowwwww!” and laughing in surprise at just how good that all felt, and how fast it happened...

Renae lifts her leg back across, dismounting her guest, and leaving space for Logan to move in, stifling her giggles and shouting, “Come on, bitch ... Suck his cock ... Suck my fucking dog’s fucking cock, you dirty slut!” – on cue, the big dog steps up over our guest, pretty much dangling the bait over her face...

Britt looks up, still half laughing/half gasping and probably still feeling the after effects of that first orgasm, and sees the dog standing over her, close enough to touch ... So she touches him ... Reaching up toward his cock and running her fingers over his belly and sheath, pulling it back to reveal more of the shaft, pink and glistening with pre-cum ... Which makes our guest smile even more, flicking a look over to her husband and then back up to us... “MMmmmm ... Can’t wait...”

She proves she means it by twisting back under him, her face under his belly – her mouth lined up with his dick ... Raising it and taking the meat into her mouth without a pause ... Moaning her satisfaction at her first feel and taste of the thing as she sucks it, then pulling back in order to lick along the shaft to the sheath, and then back up to the tip before popping it back into her mouth again. Thin lips wrapping around it, cheeks sucking in ... Then pausing to laugh again... “Oh my gosh ... That’s lovely ... Why didn’t anyone ever tell me?” She laughs and then takes the member back into her mouth to suck hungrily on it, then launching into a series of fast face-stabbing slobbery jerks...

The blue-grey dog stands over her, looking around at his owner as the new bitch beneath him continues to give him that nice warm and wet feeling he loves so much ... Bending his back a little, beginning to gently, experimentally, try to take over the mouth fucking...

Renae drops down to the floor next to them to get a better look at the action (and also to get a prettier face into the frame – our guest is horny, but not exactly handsome) ... Letting us see those cute dimples as she smiles at her excellent view, spitting, “Oh yeaaahhh ... Suck that cock, bitch ... Suck that cock, you fucking dogwhore!”

The redhead dogwhore continues to suck of the dog’s meat – sliding her mouth up and down the shaft ... Faster and harder until she is out of breath – more from the exertion than from the mouth-full of cock – with Renae urging her on abusively the whole time, “Ooohh, you love that dog-cock, don’t you? You filthy slut!”

She moves her face back, pulling the phallus from her mouth, gasping, “I fucking do ... I love it so fucking much...” - and then pauses with the head of the cock a few inches from her lips – which are parted as she catches her breath ... Also catching a shot of pre-cum as the dog signals that she’s done a good job of getting him turned all the way on – and Renae leans in from the side, moving toward her guest – with Britt turning her face to meet her...

They share another hot, wet, horny kiss ... Our host taking the opportunity to lick the older woman’s chin as much as kissing her lips ... Steeling as much of that yummy doggy cum as she can ... A couple of seconds of frantic, passionate kissing – then she breaks off ... Spitting orders in her squeaky girly voice, “I think it’s time for you to get down and act like the bitch you are...” Smiling and adding, “On your hands and knees, bitch ... Let me dog fuck you!”

We hold on her dimpled smile for a second as Britt quickly kisses the tip of the dog’s cock again, slurping a drop of spunk from it, and then releases him and rolls to the side ... Then we cut to a fresh angle – a moment later, with our guest having taken a second to ready herself...

She’s down on her knees again and taking a couple of deep breaths, smiling up at someone off camera, commenting that, “I fucking love it ... I can’t believe I’m doing it...” – and then leaning forward onto her hands, her old behind facing toward the dog, her little tits sagging down and jiggling as she moves.

The big grey beast stands behind her – a little distance away – looking from her pussy up to Renae, who is holding up a hand in a ‘stop’ sign (which he is clearly honouring/obeying).

We cut to a wider shot as they prepare ... It’s a chance to remind our viewers that we’re still in Britt’s front garden, outside a quaint sea-side cottage ... Exposed to the elements, and to her neighbours ... A bitch on her hands and knees, naked, her arse up toward a big grey dog, with a pornstar close-by, looking like she’s about to burst out of her PVC mini-suit at any moment.

She speaks loud and clear, making sure any neighbours will be able to hear, “Are you ready to be ‘fucked’ by this doggy?” There’s extra emphasis on the word ‘fucked’, making sure anyone nearby can hear and come to watch.

Down infront of the beast and our host drops down onto her elbows, then crosses her forearms infront of her – assuming the brace position... “Ready and willing!”

And at that, Renae drops her hand, releasing the beast from his magic spell...

He lurches up and forward, covering the two meters between his starting point and the slut with her arse in the air, and pushing straight up over her back, his front legs quickly clamping around her soft sides, just above her wide hips, and hooking infront of her long thighs. Pulling himself on hard and tight...

Britt immediately tenses up – she wanted this, but she’s still shocked by it ... For all the licking and the cock-sucking – this moment has suddenly made everything real ... She’s about to be penetrated, fucked, tied, and ejaculated into by a big canine ... Her heart is thumping hard and fast enough to drum for Metallica...