S16,E07: Nanette Harman (59), from Malden

We open this week’s show with a slow tracking shot, moving along an old-terraced street in what appears to be a quaint English town. The buildings are almost all of the same design, a single window and a door on the ground level, a larger double window on the upper level – with each house, and each front door being painted a different colour. Those front doors open directly to the pavement, which is a couple of meters wide, then there’s a road with yellow ‘no parking’ lines. We track along this street...

A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “MALDEN, ENGLAND.”

The caption fades and we see a youngster riding toward us on a bicycle, baseball cap backwards, all acne and attitude as he waves two figures at our camera and shouts, “DOG-FUCKKKKEEEERRRRR!!”

As soon as he has past us, we turn to face our host and her dog. Dressed in wet-look skintight red vinyl dress that runs from knee to knockers - she’s the hot-as-hell fake-boobed, brunette haired, dimple-faced former pornstar known around the country for her love of dogsex – Renae Russell. And by her side, her dog is the blue-grey superstar of bestiality, the wonderful Weimaraner – Logan.

Renae looks up into camera as she strides forward, her knee length high-heels boots clicking on the pavement as she introduces the show in her squeaky, excited sounding voice. “Hello ... Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m your favourite host, Renae Russell, and this is my lover Logan, and this week we’re down in Maldon in Essex, to meet a lovely lady who’s probably put in more effort to appear on our show than any guest we’ve ever had before...”

As she ends her introduction she comes to a halt infront of a red front door. “And here we are...”

She turns and knocks, and without any pause at all, the door opens to reveal a woman who can best be described as ‘fake’. Tight facial features that barely move, and completely smooth flesh, plus an obviously enhanced pair of boobs straining against the top of her strapless dress.

She looks at Renae, then at our camera, and does her best to smile despite her cheeks not wanting to move.

We cut to inside the home, a close-up of our guest sitting on a couch, alongside her boring, strait-laced looking husband. He sits quietly whilst she introduces herself in an excited fake-posh tone, “My name is Nanette Harman ... Believe it or not, I’m 59 years old...” She smiles, but contrary to her belief, many of us would have guessed her age having noted the plastic surgery. She continues, “ ... and I’m from Malden in Essex ... And from the moment I decided to have sex with a dog, my life has changed...”

“Tell us more...” Prompts our host, her voice rising with excitement (as always).

Our guest answers at speed, full of positive energy. We’ve seen this energy before - she’s what we call a born-again wannabe-dogfucker. She moves her arms around as she speaks and looking carefully there’s the tell-tale sign of her true age in the way the backs of her arms wobble, little muscle tone, a bit of flap!

“Let’s just make this very, very clear ... Dogs are dirty, dirty animals ... And a woman having sex with a dog is disgusting ... Really, really disgusting. I’ve seen it on videos – we’ve watched them together ... And it always makes me sick ... It’s disgusting ... However...” She fights a smile, “ ... Obviously, it also makes me very horny ... Him too ... I think because it’s so dirty ... Because it’s disgusting ... That just makes it more intense ... Both as a viewer, and I imagine, as a participant ... And let’s just say that over the years I’ve become increasingly ‘zoo-curious’...”

Renae follows up, “And how did you go from curiosity to ‘this’?”

Nanette pauses, preparing to answer, and her husband takes the opportunity to speak. “Alright, here’s what happened ... She was always turned on by this – even before your show ... And then, when UK of Zoo started, she became fairly obsessed ... We’d watch it together, and I kept telling her that if it really turned her on that much, she should do it ... And she said she could never do that – because she’d be too worried about her fat belly...”

Beside him, his wife nods and smiles.

He continues, “And I asked her if that was the ONLY reason? As a man, as a husband, you’ve always got to be very careful talking about the way your wife looks, or her weight, and it never bothered me – she’s always been beautiful as far as I’m concerned, but I said - if you’re so bothered by your weight that it’s the only thing that stops you fucking by a dog on national television – maybe you should lose some weight...”

She joins back in, confirming his story, “I thought - he’s right, so I started a diet, and exercise ... And I lost 3 stone...” That’s 42 lbs for our American viewers, 20 kilos for the rest of the world...

We cut to a close-up – studying her face as she speaks. “And then I got a chin lift, and a chemical peel, some hair removal, some fillers, obviously ... And I decided that now my body was slimmer – I should make my nose slimmer...”

Back to a wide shot, “Then I was looking at myself in the mirror, and I decided my boobs were too droopy ... And I started thinking about having a boob job – and he says that after all this work I better bloody well put an application into UK of Zoo ... And that was it really – it was a silly comment, followed by a joke, that became this...”

She stands up, turning her back to her husband, who nervously unzips the back of her dress, which she then allows to fall forward from her chest and down - revealing her naked body (she’s not wearing any underwear). She’s slim and tanned, with a fantastically fake looking pair of bolt-on 38D tits, and an almost completely waxed pussy (just a pencil thin vertical strip to show she’s got pubes). She lets the dress fall around her ankles, stepping out of it and kicking it aside. In the background we can see her husband picking it up dutifully as she moves away to the other end of the couch...

On closer inspection we can see that her belly and hips show the signs of rapid weight loss, with just a little slack – but other than that, she’s good to go. For a woman in her 50’s she’s done a remarkable job of changing her body ... It’s amazing what the right motivation can do for a lady!

“Wow!” Comments Renae. “That’s amazing ... And you’ve done all of this so you can come on our show without being self-conscious...?”

Nanette considers her answer again, she’s an intelligent woman, “Ultimately, yes ... I mean, being on your show, the idea of it, was a huge turn-on ... Not just having sex with a dog, but doing it on the show ... But I never would have done it looking the way I did ... So I had to get in shape if I was going to do it...”

“And here we are...” Squeaks Renae.

“And here we are!” Confirms our guest, looking down toward Logan... “And here you are...” – as she smiles...

Logan reacts to her direct address – rising from the floor and padding over to her (Renae lets him go, allowing this week’s show to start in a very natural and friendly manner).

Nanette leans forward, laughing a little, playfully taking the big dog’s head between her hands and squashing his face ... Rubbing his head, and leaning right down to kiss him on the nose – then surprising us by slipping her tongue out and sliding it right up across the end of his snout – the flat of her tongue covering his nose, and making him snort, wriggle, and then lick her back ... Which makes her laugh again as she straightens up, twisting her hips a little ... Almost doing a little dance – looking over to our camera and blowing us a kiss...

We get the feeling that she’s a girl with a few surprises ... She’s ready to have some fun...

She moves backwards until she feels the edge of the couch against the back of her legs, and then sits ungracefully – the flop of a once-overweight women, plonking herself down and letting her knees spread wide ... Of course, she’s not overweight anymore, she’s a new woman ... She may move like a chubby, but she looks like a MILF!

On the edge of the couch, with her legs wide apart, her pussy is practically presented for the beast – ready and waiting to be devoured – and she’s makes it even more obvious to him by slipping a hand down between her legs and rubbing at it with a few fingers – leaning back and spreading them even wider as she slips a couple of fingers inside her wet lips, sinking them knuckle deep a few times, then bringing them out and offering them to the dog to sniff...

He sniffs, likes it, then licks them ... And then a switch flicks in his brain and he’s immediately turned on and ready to go...

He lurches forward and pushes his head between her thighs, and begins to lick at her hot slot ... As he does that, she hooks an arm under each knee and pulls her legs up and out of the way, exposing even more of herself to his tongue...

As soon as his tongue hits her snatch, she throws her head back and starts to moan, pulling her knees up even closer to her new boobs, “OOOOooAAAHHHHH GGGAAAAWWDDD!”

Her volume rises as he switches from licking her pussy, to licking her arse crack – his big tongue slopping over her arsehole and giving her a whole new level of stimulation and surprise...

Logan’s long, wet tongue slides up over her pussy, mashing and spreading the lips, then up along the crack of her arse, over the hole and on ... Licking like he’s hungry and she’s a treat ... And despite her age, she’s clearly a treat he likes!

We cut away to look at her husband, watching quietly with his wife’s dress folded and resting on his lap.

Then we’re back to the dog and our guest - as he licks between her legs, she does everything she can to keep them pulled up and out of the way, holding the back of her knees tight – her thighs shaking ... She alternates between lifting her head from the couch to look down at the top of the dog’s head, and just letting her head drop due to the intensity of the feelings ... She lets out a few whimpering moans, but says nothing – too busy soaking up the stimulation to worry about talking.

We cut to a wider shot, watching our film crew standing around, and her husband looking on, as the old plastic slut is licked to within a couple of strokes of her first dogasm ... The crew moving around as Renae directs them to catch certain shots ... Sending one camera behind our guest to get a rear shot of the dog wagging his tail as he licks pussy, making sure another is shooting her in close-up – catching every twitch of her lips, every sparkle in her eyes ... Waiting for her to go over the edge...

Back to a close-up – of her pussy this time - watching as her neat pussy lips being slopped and soaked by the big dog. His tongue working her pussy and her arse-crack non-stop ... Fast and wet, almost more than she can handle. All accompanied by the normal wet, licking sounds – and her whimpered moans.

Her heart thumping into overtime, she bends her back, squirming to try and get that tongue focussed on her clit ... Wishing the beast understood to lick that rather than ‘everything’ – at the same time, knowing that the unfocussed, chaotic, clueless licking of the dog is what makes it so hot...

She’s close, but she’s not going to get her orgasm just yet ... Because the dog has other ideas ... Her pussy nice and sloppy, her legs spread, and his cock now beginning to show – he’s ready to take their relationship to the next level...

She keeps her legs held up and apart as the big blue-grey beast pushes forward and rises up between her legs, moving over her, his paws onto the insides of her thighs, down the sides of her soft belly ... The nails on flesh contact making her wince...

As he pulls himself over her, upright on the couch in a missionary position – she hooks her legs over her back, crossing her ankles so that he’s trapped between them, but not taking any weight ... He doesn’t care about being trapped – his more interested in getting stuck into that cunt...

Probing at her with the tip of his cock – almost deliberately, carefully, searching for the wet slot ... Prodding experimentally before feeling her soft lips on either side of his dick and giving it a trial thrust...

Our guest squeals, “Bingo!” – and then gasps as the tip penetrates her, then drives in and expands rapidly ... By the third stroke he’s already inches into her – and the dog is trying with all his might to get deeper.

With her legs over his back, her hands are free – and she brings them to his shoulders and neck, rubbing and caressing him as he pumps furiously at her ... She’s gasping and whispering an excited and delighted stream of - “Oh yess ... yes yes yeeaaaahhhsss...” over and over as he presses his chest down on and between her fake tits, pummelling her pussy with his hips – his hindlegs bulging as he tenses up and pushes with everything he’s got.

We cut to the wider shot again, so we can watch her husband shuffling in his seat, leaning forward to watch the dog fuck his wife, one of his hands is not visible, stuffed in under her dress on his lap. On the other side of the frame, infront of his wife, we see one of our camera crew moving in closer and laying down infront of the couch to film up at the action – then cut to his camera to see a low angle shot – looking up past the old slut’s arse, on the edge of her seat, and watching that fat cock shaft being driven into her over and over. Cum dribbling out of her pussy and running down the crack of her ass to the seat cushion.