S16E01 - Tessa Hollins (52) from Belfast

We begin this week’s show with a floating, smooth drone shot of a circular park in the middle of an old residential area of a large city. There’s a small half-moon shaped lake at one end of the park.

We drop down toward the lake, the tree-lined footpaths rising up toward us – and notice two women (one blonde, one brunette) standing side-by-side on a small pontoon on the edge of the lake.

We move closer so we can see that the blonde is wearing a tight white dress that leaves little to the imagination – least of all that she’s clearly not wearing a bra under it, and most likely no panties either. Opposite her, this week’s guest - brunette, middle-aged and stocky, with a good pair of (natural) tits filling out the front of her little black dress, and a powerful looking pair of thighs and arse filling out the mini-skirt.

We cut to a two-shot of the ladies, ready to begin a pre-fuck interview...

On our left, in the white dress, our host – former Playboy Playmate, the All-American dogslut, Jenna McCartney.

On our right, in the black mini-dress, our guest – filling out the dress, stretching it in the right places, the hem of her skirt already barely below her crotch. She’s the kind of woman who you’d suspect was filthy even if she wasn’t appearing on our show. MILF face, MILF body. Not spectacular, but welcome on the show...

Jenna introduces herself, her guest, and our show, in a bright, mid-west American accent – “Hi there ... Welcome to Half Moon Lake, on the western outskirts of Belfast, in Northern Ireland ... I’m your host, Jenna McCartney, and this dirty-looking slut is here with me today, to fulfill a long-time obsession...”

The guest turns slightly, and we cut to a close-up of her as she introduces herself in a strong, harsh accent that doesn’t match her friendly and welcoming features... “Hallo ... May name’s Tessaar Hahlins ... Aim faftay-toooy ... Aim fram Bell-fahst ... And aim here to get somethin aaf may chast!”

“And it looks like a very perdy chest too...” Adds Jenna, to her guest’s amusement.

Both women smile, then Tessa takes over the microphone and Jenna simply stands beside her, looking pretty and nodding along to show she’s listening.

“I’ve bin happily marrayd for almost terty years ... But I never grew out of my fantasies ... My husband loves it when I talk dorty, but he’s got no idea that the tings I talk about, are actually the tings I want to do...” The more she talks, the easier it is for us to understand her accent.

“Go on...” Pushes Jenna, looking for more information.

Tessa obliges, “I tink I’m one of dose people who was just born wired up differently ... Like ... I see tings and I want to do them ... The weirder the better ... Like, I really want to do scat – I’ve tried to get my husband to shit on me, but he tinks I’m joking, and it doesn’t turn him on, so that doesn’t happen...”

Jenna twists her face up, as if the concept it disgusting to her – which is amazing after the stuff we’ve seen her do on the show.

Tessa continues, “But, you know, other t’ings - group sex, double penetrations, orgies ... I’ve never done any of them, but I want to do them all ... I do do double penetration wit my husband and a toy, and it’s great, but I’d rather have another man there ... Or a dog!!” Her eyes light up at the thought.

“Does your husband know about your dog fetish?”

Tessa shrugs, “Sort of ... When I talk about dogs, I know that turns him on, but again, he doesn’t take me seriously ... He tinks I’m just saying it to turn him on ... But from the moment I saw it, I wanted to do it ... And from the moment I saw it on your show, I wanted to do it ON your show ... Anywhere else wouldn’t be the same ... So I started applying ... And years later – here I am...”

Jenna asks, “What do you think he’ll think about it when he sees you meant it?”

Tessa laughs. “Oh ... He’ll be shocked ... But he loves it when I talk about it, so I’m sure he’ll love it even more when he sees me doin’ it ... I’m not going to tell him ... I’m going to try not to tell him ... Just let him see me on the show, and see how he reacts ... I think that’ll be a lot of fun!”

Jenna laughs, “Yes ... I’m sure it will ... And something else that’s a lot of fun...” She calls out to the dog ... And we cut to a shot of our solid grey muscle-bound hound, Cooper – the American bulldog – approaching from the bushes – running out onto the pontoon by the lake - mouth open, tongue out, tail wagging...

“Cooooooppaaaaahhhh!” Says Tessa, bending forward to greet the sold little beast – rubbing her hands over his head and neck.

He seems excited by the tone in her voice and the extended way she says his name – dancing around her rather than coming right at her, and she has to step after, turning in a tight circle to maintain contact as she scratches his neck and sides, winding him up by repeating and extending it even further, “Coooooooppp-eeeeeerrrrrrr! Suuuppeerrr Coooooop-eeeerrrrrr!”

He stops moving, pushing up close to her shins, and she bends further forward, reaching down to him and laughing as her not-too-big, not-to-soft boobs hang down, almost falling out of the front of her dress - jiggling as she continues to rub at his short fur and excite him, “HHhhhhiiiiiii Coooooooopp-aaaaahhhhh! Hhhiiiiiii ... Are yeeeeeeee gowna feck may? Are yeeee gowna feck may infront of all these nayce people?”

She’s off the planet. Crazy ... Older woman, stocky – we don’t care ... We can’t wait to see her in action ... And that’s a good job, because we’re not going to have to wait long...

We cut to a shot of our guest stepping back from the dog, laughing over toward Jenna, and reaching back to unzip her dress, then quickly peeling it down off her upper body, freeing her (bra-less) tits, which sit surprisingly high and firm on her chest, natural but very well looked after. As she shuffles the dress over her hips and behind we see that she’s not wearing any panties either ... We’re not surprised that she’s the type to go without underwear after everything she told us in her introduction.

Within seconds she’s stripped down to nothing but her high-heels with Cooper sniffing around her legs, raising his head toward her neatly-trimmed pussy...

We cut to a long shot, looking at them standing on the little boat-deck, surrounded by our crew and the pretty Belfast lake and trees.

Back up close - Cooper stands up against her, leaning into her shins, looking up at her hopefully ... Wanting her to come down to his level...

She meets him halfway, bending down but keeping her legs almost straight, reaching down to stroke his back and sides – patting him, feeling how solid he is ... Looking up at our camera and nodding, her expression letting us know she’s impressed. “Ooohhhh yeeaaaahhh ... Big booyyyyy...”

She looks back down at the dog, who looks up and wags his little tail hard as she addresses him again, “You are a big little boy ... I think you wanna feck may ... Don’t you...? Don’t you wanna feck maaayy?”

She clearly wants him too ... And she keeps telling us...

She continues to stroke and pat him, “If I get down there to play with you ... Are yee gowna just jump on may – jump on and feck may?” – and he keeps on wagging, twisting and leaning against her ... He’s breathing hard, his mouth open and tongue out...

And now she bends her knees, lowering herself to the decking, still with her hands on his wide body, playing with him and controlling him as she drops forward onto her knees beside him – pushing her hands down his body on either side, infront of his hindlegs, under his body – going straight for his cock...

He knows where she’s going, and he likes it – we can already see that little red rocket lipstick poking out of his hairy sheath.

As he fingers brush over the sheath, she feels the hard shaft inside, a fast-growing erection... “Oooohh ... He’s already ready for may!”

Still smiling, she pinches the base of his shaft between her thumb and forefinger and begins to wank the dog – working that hard little shaft – giving him a little extra stimulation ... The little red tip swelling and gradually creeping out of the furry pocket...

We hear Tessa quietly checking with Jenna, “Is this right?” – just a hint of her not being as super-confident as she’s been making out.

From off camera, our host advises her to, “Peel the sheath back over his knot ... If he gets too big, he’ll get stuck inside himself – and then he won’t be able to get inside you...” (she almost sings the last part).

The Irish slut gasps, “That wouldn’t be good!” as she sets about the task of pulling his sheath back over the little bulb at the base of his cock. It’s almost cute seeing his four-inch, finger thick, slightly wobbly, glistening dick in this condition – the knot barely the size of a golf-ball ... We’ve all seen it fully erect, and we know how much more of it there will be in the very near future.

She bends forward over him, deliberately dropping her chest down so that her tits are rubbing against his back, as she continues playing with his member ... Her smile growing as she feels the cock swelling ... Knowing what’s about to happen...

Under her, the solid, muscular beast shuffles and twists under her, starting to buck against her hand – getting over-excited, ready to go ... And she encourages it – still holding the base of the cock as he pumps and bucks...

We hear the familiar American accent of our host, urging Tessa to, “Wait ... Hold him ... Hold him...” as the dog gets increasingly agitated, twisting against her grip, fucking her fingers ... And then ... Jenna raises her voice, “Now ... Get down...”

Tessa releases the beast, then drops forward onto her elbows as Cooper twists out from under her. She sticks her behind backwards – not far above her ankles – perfect height for our star as he moves quickly around her ... His nails clicking and scraping against the wooden boards as he moves around behind her to take a quick sniff at the crack of her arse...

She reaches back between her legs with one hand, bringing her fingers up to her pussy and spreading it open, showing off glistening pink inner lips ... Tempting the dog in ... Keen to investigate – his nose between the tops of her thighs, then his tongue slopping over her pussy, between the lips, sliding through her cunt as she moans, “Oh yeah ... Doi it ... Doi thaht ... Ooooohhh...”