S15E04 - Nina Mitten (36), from Royal Tunbridge Wells (SE)

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot looking up an impressive wide street. A well-maintained terrace of three-story brick homes, with pitched roofs and plenty of square windows. Nice cars – Audi, BMW, Lexus – are parked along the sides of the road in angled spots, their rear ends jutting out into the street, yet there’s still room for traffic to pass in both directions ... Not that there’s any traffic – this is a dead-end street that only residents drive along.

A caption fills the screen: “ROYAL TUNBRIDGE WELLS, ENGLAND”

When it fades, we swing around toward one of the houses and close-in on it ... Then cut to the back-yard...

In the middle of the lawn, there’s a woman, on her hands and knees, crawling around the garden – and appearing to sniff at the grass. She’s wearing tracksuit pants and a simple sweater. Very casual.

She’s thin featured, sharp jawed, pointy noised. No make-up, very natural, with lank, dark hair. She’s pleasant enough to look at, but there’s something off about her ... The tracksuit and sweater hang off her suggesting she has a slight figure.

There’s a man sitting on a garden bench just across the lawn, drinking a coffee, occasionally looking up at the woman, checking how she is.

We pan away from her to see a stocky, white-haired man walking around the side of the house, a large black dog by his side ... It’s our Scottish host, Andy Boss – and as soon we can see him he begins his opening narration. “Hello ... And welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m your host, Andy Boss, and this is ma boy Bucky, and we’ve been travelling up and down the country, finding sluts who want to do the dirtiest of dirties ... Now ... For a slut to WANT to do this, and wants to do it on television, there’s clearly something wrong in the head – but this week’s guest, has REALLY got something wrong with her head...”

We cut from Andy back to the woman, who’s still sniffing at the grass, crawling toward a flower-bed.

Then we cut from her, to the man on the garden bench. He looks up at our camera and begins to talk, in an intelligent sounding, slightly exhausted voice, “My name is Chris Mitten ... And this is my wife, Nina...”

We cut to Nina as he’s speaking, lifting her head as she hears her name, smiling (mouth slightly open), and then turning around and crawling quickly back toward her husband as he continues. “ ... Nina is 36 years old, and ... She can be a little difficult ... She’s spent the last three years ‘living’ as a dog...” She arrives at the bench and rubs the side of her face against his leg. He reaches down to stroke her hair lovingly as he adds, “ ... And I’d like to see just how far she’s willing to take it.”

We cut to a wider angle, see Andy now sitting on the bench beside Chris ... Nina is nowhere in sight, neither is Bucky.

Our host asks Chris to, “Tell us a little more about Nina’s ‘problem’.”

Chris sighs, then talks, “It’s been a long, hard, road ... Three years ago, Nina was attacked, and ... She’s never been the same since ... She withdrew into herself, wouldn’t talk to anyone. The only way I could get any kind of response was to talk to her like she was a dog – you know, all the ‘Do you wanna go for a walk?’ or ‘who’s a good girl?’ – and she gradually came out of her shell. But ... She started behaving like a dog. It was like she thought no one would attack a dog the way they attacked her ... So now, she prefers to just live as a dog. On all fours. Eating from a bowl. Not talking...”

To his side, Andy doesn’t look convinced.

We cut to a shot of Nina, crawling around on the grass, nose to nose with Bucky, sniffing at each other. It doesn’t appear to be sexual, it’s just two ‘dogs’ saying hello. He moves around behind her and sniffs at her rear end, looking a little confused.

As we’re watching this, Chris continues, “It’s not 24/7 ... She tries to behave normally when we go to the shops, or if someone comes to visit – but we try to avoid social situations because she finds it very tiring.”

“And where does Bucky fit into all of this?” Checks Andy.

“As I said ... I’m not sure how much of this is a crutch ... And how much of it is her genuinely believing she’s a dog ... But she was always a very sexual woman, before the attack ... Not so much since it...”

We cut back to Andy and Chris on the bench as our host asks, “Not even doggy style?” Still not taking this seriously.

“No ... Not even doggy style ... So I thought ... If she’s really convinced that she’s a dog, I want to see how she behaves with a dog.”

Andy nods. “If it acts like a dog, and barks like a dog, does it fuck like a dog?”

“Exactly...” Confirms Chris.

“Well ... It looks like they’re already getting along well ... Let’s see where this leads...”

We cut to focus on the woman and the dog on the lawn again, still circling each other, sniffing and bumping against one another.

Chris steps into view, almost whispering, “Calm, calm ... Let me take this off...” – and then reaching down to take hold of Nina’s top ... She gets the idea of what’s going on, sits back on her heels and raises her upper body so that he can peel the tracksuit top off her body and over her head/along her arms.

Her body is as we suspected, lean – ribs showing – small boobs. She’s smiling, looking at her husband, then at Bucky. Chris moves onto her tracksuit pants, slipping them down over her pert little arse and down her legs. She shifts her weight from one knee to the other so he can slip them off. There’s no panties – so she’s now completely naked.

She looks at Bucky again, then up at Chris ... And he gives her the go-ahead. “Go on ... Playtime...”

She grins, a shot of genuine love in her eyes, then turns away from Chris and hurry crawls back toward Bucky ... He’s already hurrying over the lawn now that she’s naked. He knows what this means.

The wannabe-dog rises up slightly on her knees, reaching out to welcome the beast – and protecting herself, just a little, as he approaches ... There’s an excited look in her eyes, and a gleeful smile, that confirm this woman is more in need of a dog-cock than any guest we’ve ever had on the show.

She bends forward toward him, her little tits jiggling under her - letting the real dog get closer – then pushing him away playfully ... Turning away from him ... Letting him come back, then pushing him away again – teasing like a bitch. Smiling and laughing, making animalistic whimpering and whining sounds.

Bucky tries to get around behind her, but she keeps turning away from him, keeping her rear protected – reaching back to block him with one arm ... She turns away so quickly that they come up face-to-face ... Her with an open-mouthed smile – excited by the opportunity to play with a dog, laughing...

He steps in and licks at her face – she sticks her chin forward, lips apart, tongue poking out – letting him lick her ... Long tongue slopping over her face, flopping into her mouth - her pushing back with her tongue – catching his ... Swapping kisses...

We cut to a wider angle, watching these two animals facing off ... The woman who thinks she’s a dog, and the dog that fucks woman ... She returns her hands to the grass, taking up the classic hands and knees doggy stance as she leans into the kissing action...

And he’s standing infront of her, his tail wagging because he knows if a woman lets him do this, she’ll let him do anything he wants. He licks her until he can’t wait any longer – then abandons slopping at her mouth, backs off and makes a wide circle around her, around behind her ... And this time, she doesn’t do anything to fight him off...

In fact, not only does she not fight him off – she gives him a better target ... Leaning forward, raising her pussy, shuffling her knees a few more inches apart...

He stuffs his snout between her thighs and snorts at her – his cold nose making her wriggle her hips a little ... Then he begins to lick - snaking his tongue out to lick at her tight little pussy. And she reacts by barking! No joke – she lets out a series of little barks like a happy little puppy.

The dog doesn’t care whether she’s talking or barking ... He’s too busy tasting ... Dragging his long tongue over her pussy lips, between them, letting it slip inside her ... Soaking her...

She leans further forward, down to her elbows, letting her forearms sink into the short grass ... Giving him access to the full length of her sloppy slot ... Letting him lick everything she’s got ... Barking and growling quietly, a cute smile on her face, like she’s in her element...

“C’mon boy...” Calls Andy. “Plenty of time for licking later ... Let’s give this bitch what we came to give her...”

The hefty, long-haired German Shepherd knows exactly what he means – and lifts his head up over her little arse, pushing forward – up and over her behind, burying her in dark hair – his bulk almost completely covering her ... She lets out a squeak of excitement, leaning further forward, elbows and forearms still in the grass, but leaning forward over them so her shoulders are almost down to, and dropping her head against the ground as she braces herself.

The dog shifts forward over her back, harder against her, lining his cock up with her pussy ... There’s only an inch visible at the moment, but we’ve seen this hundreds of times before ... It doesn’t look that big, but it will grow so fast once it engages...

He begins to buck against her, probing for her wetness ... Prodding and poking ... With her pushing back against him with her behind ... Wanting it ... Needing it... “Mm-nnnnn!”

Chris stands next to our host, watching his wife in action ... Watching the big dog shifting and jerking on her back ... He looks bemused rather than aroused...

We cut down to a rear angle of the action – watching the dog’s arse pumping against his skinny bitch ... Looking for her hole ... Shuffling around over her, hindpaws trampling over her legs.

Then a front view of Nina ... She’s excited, trying to look over her shoulder back to Bucky - not looking into the camera lens – pretty much ignoring it ... It’s as if she doesn’t know or care what it is.

Behind her, above her, the beast is lurching and grabbing at her, still trying to get into her...

Behind him, her husband is still watching – still waiting for her to either break character, or become a true bitch...

Bucky bends his back around her, bringing his pelvis up – almost under her pussy ... Thrusting up at her – and hitting his target ... Penetrating her and then violently driving her forward down against her elbows ... Her head lifting up, the smile gone, replaced by open-mouthed shock ... Letting out a long, harsh growl.

We cut to the low angle shot again, looking up between their legs, watching the dog pummel her pussy ... His pink cock slipping and sliding in and out of her, pre-cum already leaking out of her...

She’s struggling to stay upright on her slim legs – he’s bigger than her and stronger than her ... And no matter what she thinks, she’s not built to handle this ... Leaning forward, trying to take his weight and power ... Growling more – trying to get through this, but somehow still looking like it’s where she wants to be.

Behind her, Andy is holding his dog’s big tail up to show off the action area – with one of our camera crew on the grass, shooting up between the dog’s legs. He looks back from the action to Chris...

We look up at him, watching on – offering encouragement to his wife without ever looking excited. “Good girl ... Good girl ... Take it all ... Stay there...”

Down on the grass, her elbows and forearms taking her weight as well as the dog’s – slipping forward a little – her little titties jiggling under her as the beast pounds into her pussy. In this profile shot she’s so slim that she’s barely there, her belly sucked in, her ribs sticking out, her arse back – covered by the hairy monster...

We’re barely twenty seconds into the action when the dog shifts to the side and climbs off her, hindlegs stepping over her ... Pulling forward, his big cock slipping out of her pussy, flipping backwards and being dragged over her little arse as he moves off.

She stops growling and collapses forward, rolling over and jamming her hands down between her thighs – rubbing her pussy ... Looking deliriously happy with herself...