S14, E13 - Ruby Suddick (25) from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a Geordie-land’s infamous night-life. Along the Quayside, teaming with young bodies as the youth of the Toon move from pub to pub, barely wearing enough to protect them from the cold northern wind. Then we’re around the corner on a street with four story buildings on either side of a wide street, with plenty of pedestrian space infront of multiple pubs and clubs. Everyone looking very relieved that the lockdown is over and the party has restarted.

Some of them wave at us, try to hog the camera as we pass. We see any number of slutty young ladies we’d love to see on the show.

A caption fills the screen telling us that we are in “NEWCASTLE, ENGLAND”

It fades as we come upon our host, walking through the crowd, in a figure-hugging, short-skirted dress that shows off her firm arse and big tits looking a level above anyone on the street even though she’s got a couple of decades on the lot of them it’s our blonde haired, all-American former Playboy Playmate, Jenna McCartney.

Her powerful, grey American Bulldog pulls against his leash looking around at the bright lights and excitable young ladies like he’s in heaven.

She speaks as she approaches, raising her smooth mid-west voice to be heard over the deep bass beats coming from the clubs and pubs.

“Hello, and welcome to ëThe United Kingdom of Zoo’. I’m your host, Jenna McCartney, and this is my big bad bulldog, Cooper. And this week, we’ve come to Newcastle, the best party town in the country. To see if we can find some fresh meat, that wants to join our little nation by having special some fun with my boy here.”

We cut to a tracking shot our camera moving down the lines of under-dressed young sluts, waiting outside the clubs, shouting and waving as we pass, excited to be on tv, no idea what show they are excited to be on.

Then we’re back on Jenna, moving the camera backwards along the street as she walks toward us, giving us some background to this week’s show. “We came up to Newcastle today to film an episode with a young lady who had begged us to come and see her. But when we got here. She changed her mind. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does, we’re left without anything to do. So today, we decided we’d come down here, to the Quayside, and see if we can pick up a slut, who’s ready to come with us to ëThe United Kingdom of Zoo’”

We cut back to see a group of young woman a thin one, a fat one, an ugly one, gathered around Jenna, leaning in to hear her, “I’m Jenna McCartney, from ëThe United Kingdom of Zoo’. I was wondering if any of you girls would be interested in having sex with my dog?” all three women simultaneously back away from her waving their hands, two of them laughing, one looking genuinely disgusted.

Cut to the American dogslut with another small group males and females with her asking again, “This week’s guest dropped out at the last minute, so we’ve got no-one to play with Cooper here. I was hoping maybe one of you girls might want to be our guest this week.?” again, most of the women back away, one catching on a little later than the others, calling out, “Oh nooooo!” as she turns away.

Then we cut to Jenna standing a little away from the clubs, with a round-cheeked, red-faced, clearly drunk, blonde-haired slut by her side. The younger blonde giggles and moves around as they talk, occasionally pausing as she bends forward in a fit of laughter; or turning to wave at other clubbers shouting in our direction. Her boobs jiggling in a low-cut, tight white tank-top, almost popping out as she moves around. Short shorts highlight narrow hips and a tight arse.

Jenna talks to our camera, “Well. I think we’ve found our girl. What’s your name...?”

The local girl leans into the microphone, almost grabbing it out of Renae’s hand, “Ruby Suddick!” (pronounced Roooooby). She looks almost proud to have remembered her own name.

Jenna pushes on, “And how old are you?”

Ruby knows this one too, “I’m 25!”

Jenna pulls the microphone back, clearly needing to direct this over-excited Geordie right through the intro, “And where are we from?”

“New-cassel!” Cheers Ruby, raising her hands and almost popping her boobs out of that top again, then giggling as she adjusts herself.

Jenna, “And why are we here?”

Ruby leans in, her red face and glowing smile showing her inebriated state again as she snarls, “Because. I. Want to fuck. Yooooooouuuuurrrrr.” She points down at Cooper, “. Doggy!” And then she laughs, as if what she’s just said was a prank. At this moment we’re not even sure if she’s serious or not!

Jenna pushes in to check, “Now, this wasn’t planned. So. Is it something you’ve thought about before?”

Ruby laughs out loud a drunk laugh “Naaaaawwww. I’ve seen it, but I’ve never thought about it. But I’m VERY impulsive. It’s never been infront of me like this before, like.”

Jenna smiles and nods, “So right now. With him infront of you. How do you feel about it?”

Ruby manages to say, “Horneeeee!” before almost falling over laughing.

We cut to a hotel room, not far from the Quayside bars.

Ruby is peeling the tight white top off her bra-less upper body showing off a decent torso, belly a little soft, boobs sagging just a little. Nothing to complain about, but not perfect. She’s slightly sweaty a night on the town, alcohol, and now tv cameras and the prospect of having sex with a dog. She’s sweating. With the top off, she flips her hair back away from her face and we see her under decent lighting for the first time. Her nose a little pointed, her lips a little thin. She’s pleasant without being stunning and she’s still wobbling on her feet.

“Are we really doin’ this?” She asks, laughing as she tries to remember how to unzip her short shorts.

We cut to a shot of Jenna crouching down next to her dog, reaching under his belly to fondle his sheath making sure he’s ready to go fast just in case our guest gets cold feet. Looking up at her young guest and confirming, in her most positive tones, “Oh yeah. Definitely. And we’re going to have sooooo much fun!”

Ruby finds the zip and pulls it down, confirming, “Of course we are.” and almost falling over as she tries to remove the shorts whilst standing, leaving a pair of brief white panties, half down over her arse as she steps out of the shorts. Then taking a couple of quick steps over to the bed, grabbing the panties as she moves, and jumping/falling face first onto the sheets. Arse in the air, pushing it up as she wrestles the panties off, giving us a view that would excite any dog.

We pan around from her to Jenna, still crouching next to Cooper pulling her hand out from under his belly having just ëwarmed him up’, the tip of his fat cock already sticking out. Looking up back at her guest, checking, “Well, he’s ready. Are you?”

Ruby laughs at the question, panties off, rolling over onto her back, looking up at the ceiling, looking dizzy and excited. Bringing her hands up to her sweaty boobs, pinching her already erect nipples, and twisting/pulling them away from her body, and spreading her legs open, showing off everything she’s got. “What do you think, like?”

We watch as Jenna unhooks Cooper’s leash from his collar still looking over toward Ruby, snarling, “Get ready. To get fucked. By a big. Bad. Doggy!”

Ruby smiles and laughs, as if this is some kind of big joke. “OOooooohhhh. Yes pleeeeease!!”

And then Cooper is free, and Ruby half sits up to watch him approaching the bed letting out an excited squeal as he arrives and launches himself up onto the mattress beside her. “EEeeeeeeee!”

Everything about her body language says she’s here to have fun knees apart, laid back on the bed welcoming him with a hand on either side of his big head as he stumbles over her, letting him lick her shiny face. Pursing her lips, letting him lick her lips parting as she laughs, poking her tongue out to catch his, giggling when she does, then flopping back on the bed as he continues to lick at her. Trying not to laugh, failing laughing her mouth open, which invites the dog to push in closer, slopping his tongue deep inside, almost choking her.

She takes it for a little while before he loses interest and starts looking for other things to lick her sweaty body an attractive target. He slops his wide tongue over her flesh her tits and her belly. Not looking to pleasure her, just keen to drink her sweat.

She makes sure her thighs stay spread, leaving her pussy exposed to his big tongue. And he quickly finds his target. Licking her pussy a few times just enough to make her tense up then stepping up over her, his front legs up on either side of the Geordie slut’s body. His heavy sheath hanging over her sweaty tits, just a hint of pink poking out of the grey fur.

Ruby continues laughing at the action. Even with the vicious looking dog standing over her, licking at her flesh, she’s gasping, “Are we doin’ this? For real.”

“You better believe it, babe.” Confirms Jenna, “This little guy is going to fuck the shit out of you!”

This makes our guest laugh again a laugh of disbelief, like she still thinks this is some kind of joke. Letting her head fall back against the sheets and turning it from side to side.

“But first.” The American continues, “. I think you should give his lovely cock some attention.”

This line raises a single loud cackle from our drunken guest. Who then looks up at the dog’s sheath, and laughs again. “Really?” Pausing when no-one else laughs. “Really?”

“Yeeaaahhh.” Confirms Jenna, “You know what we’re here for. And we all know you want to do it.”

The young blonde stops laughing, the humour of the moment evaporating. Looking up at that sheath again, “Aye.” the reality settling in.

“Go on.” Encourages our host, “It won’t bite. And you better not bite either!!” She laughs a little, as does our guest, with the tension of the moment broken.

“Naaaaw.” She says, reaching up and beginning to rub at his sheath. “Don’t bite. But do swallow. Right?” She tries another laugh, as she rubs the cock through that furry pocket - but the impending interface between the dog’s cock and her mouth kills the humour. She seems to be sobering up pretty rapidly!

“Riiiiiight!” Confirms Jenna. “You’re getting the idea.” She looks up at the camera, “And people told me that Geordies were a bit slow!!”

Ruby feigns shock pausing, open-mouthed, and then gasping, “EEeeeee. Howay!! We’re not slow. Look.” She indicates the dog’s cock, already beginning to poke out of that sheath. An inch of finger-thick cock on show, the flat tip angled toward her. “I’ve already got him hard!” She seems to think that this is an achievement.

Jenna sits on the edge of the bed, getting closer to the action, smiling and nodding casually watching the young Geordie slut fondling the dog to a full erection above her.

“Go on then.” Says Jenna. “Show us what you’ve got. The nation is waiting.”

Ruby looks up at Jenna, then back at the dog, gently easing his sheath back a little further, exposing a little more shaft. Shiny and pink, and thicker than before. Maybe three inches of it. As thick as your thumb. She looks back up at Jenna, and the camera, checking again, “Really? I mean. Is this really going to be on the telly?”

Jenna leans in a little closer, almost laughing, “You see the cameras. You see me? You know it’s me, right...? This is for real. Now. Don’t waste any more time. Do it for real.” She reaches out, slipping a hand under the younger woman’s head, lifting it a little toward the dog’s cock giving her a lot more than a hint!

She doesn’t resist the move, bringing her head forward with Jenna’s hand behind it, and moving it toward the dog’s belly. Opening her mouth and sticking her tongue out to to make contact with the cock before her lips. Pausing there and flicking it over the shaft, then licking along the length, from the sheath to the tip and back avoiding the tip, because she’s still not sure what she’s doing.

She’s still pinching the base of his cock, within that sheath, between the thumb and index finger of one hand still jerking it, making it shake a little as she licks over the shaft and up and down.

“Go on. Stop stalling.” Urges Jenna, leaning down a little for an even closer look. “Get that thing in your dirty mouth!”

Ruby is beyond laughter now flicking her tongue over the end, moving closer to purse her lips against it, the leading edge of the tip between her lips. Pre-cum seeping out, wetting her lips. Holding it still by the base, she moves her head from side-to-side, painting her lips with doggy fluids. Smiling again, pulling back and saying, “Aaaww, fuck it!” and then leaning in, wrapping her mouth around the shaft, closing her eyes tight and just holding it there for a second. Making sure it’s not disgusting. And then she opens her eyes and begins to bob her head up and down against his belly, her head to the side so her cheek is rubbing against his soft belly.

Jenna has moved her hand from under Ruby’s head, allowing her blonde hair to hang down to the bed behind her head as she continues to work his cock. Slow and even, taking her time. Looking quite surprised that she’s doing it possibly more surprised that she’s enjoying it. Sliding her lips up and down his shaft the tool growing as she sucks it as is her smile. She keeps going for a little while, then pulls back to gasp for air. Turning to face us, her cheeks reddening from shame and elation. “Eeeeeeee Gaawwddd!” Then turning back to it and stuffing it into her mouth again.

“You like it, don’t you?” Asks our host.

Without stopping her sucking, Ruby smiles and nods around the shaft.

“And you claim you never thought about dogs before...?” Checks Jenna.

Again, without pausing the blow-job, our guest gives us another smiling nod, letting pre-cum run over her lip and dribble down her chin. Now she takes a moment, pulling her mouth back holding it infront of her face as she slurps the pre-cum and her own saliva into the back of her mouth so she can swallow it. Shaking a little as she gulps it back.

As she holds it, it suddenly squirts against her chin, and she helps surprised by it. “Fuuuuuuu.” Pulling short of swearing again. “Did he just cum?”

Jenna laughs, “Don’t worry there’s plenty more where that came from.”