S13E14: Valerie Ward (47) from Welwyn Hatfield, with Renae

We’re tracking through an alleyway behind a shopping centre, signs on the outside of the grubby buildings read, “BOOTS PHARMACY”, and “EURO SUPERSTORE”, there are limited parking spaces but most of the road is covered with yellow hatch-lines, making sure trucks delivering to the shops can always get through the lane. Opposite the large stores, the rear of another line of smaller stores – each with its own lock-up garage.

We move through the car park toward a gap between two brick walls, a sign reads, “HUMP AHEAD” – perhaps foretelling what’s coming up in our show – and then we bump over a small curb and into a tree-lined pedestrianised area. We move through the trees toward a single-story building, then to toward the purple-framed entrance. A large blue and white sign beside the door reads, “HATFIELD SEXUAL HEALTH CLINIC”.

With a perfect sense of timing – as soon as we’ve had time to read the sign, our host steps into shot from the side. If anyone ever defined the words ‘sexual health’ it’s her – long brunette hair hanging down well beyond her shoulders, framing a pretty dimple-cheeked face ... Amazing (fake) cleavage trying to escape from a tight white PVC jacket, a slim body, nice hips/arse barely covered by a mini-mini-skirt, and strong legs.

She steps infront of our camera, raising a microphone to her mouth and introducing the show in her squeaky accent.

“Hello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m Renae Russell, and this...” We pan down to the dog at her side, “ ... Is my dirty doggy, Logan...” We pan back up to her as she continues. “And this week, we’re in Welwyn Hatfield, just north of London ... Because ... This boy likes to fuck women ... And I like to watch him fuck women ... And right inside this building – there’s a woman who wants him to fuck her ... So let’s step inside and make some dreams come true!!” She giggles again as she turns toward the building.

We cut inside and find a very happy, good looking and buxom middle-aged redhead. She’s dressed smartly in a white blouse that, even buttoned up, can’t conceal her large chest. She’s definitely someone we want to see on our show ... Which is good, because...

She introduces herself direct to camera, her accent light and friendly, a little girly and childish, “Hiiiii ... I’m Valerie Ward ... I’m 47 ... I’m a Health Team Leader here at Hatfield Sexual Health Clinic ... And ... I’m horny as fuck for dogs!” She giggles as we think about how good she looks for 47. Not stunning – but healthy and extremely curvy in all the right places.

We cut to a wider shot, finding that our host is now standing next to her in the reception area.

“Horny as fuck for dogs ... Is that a technical term?” Renae asks with her own squeaky giggle, holding her microphone up to catch Valerie’s reply.

“I don’t know about a technical term, but it’s a bloody accurate one!” Confirms our guest.

We cut to another angle of our guest as she launches into her reasons for being on the show ... Talking to Renae, who is just out of shot.

“I’ve always been turned on by dogs ... I don’t know why, or where the idea came from ... I just know it’s always been the case. I mean, I love dogs because they’re dogs, so stupid and lovable ... But it’s something more. I lust after them ... I think about having sex with them ... About being pounded by them...”

“Them?” Smirks Renae, “More than one? Dirty girl – are you planning a gangbang?”

The red-head’s face lights up for a second, “That would be something, wouldn’t it...?” She takes an excited breath, calms herself down... “But I’ll settle for one to begin with!”

Renae pushes on with the interview, “So if you’ve had this fantasy for so long, have you ever done anything about it?”

Valerie thinks about it for a second, then launches into a monologue, “Well ... I hang around places where people walk dogs – dog parks, nature trails ... And I’m always hoping to strike up a conversation with an owner ... Someone with a big dog – start chatting and steer the conversation toward how healthy the dog is, how virile ... See if they, you know, take up the conversation ... But I always chicken out of saying anything too much – so nothing ever happens ... I suppose no-one wants to make the first move in case they get in trouble ... But I want to be fucked by a dog so much ... And it’s just getting ridiculous, watching your show every week, and wishing I could be that lucky slut ... And then I realised – I can be that lucky slut any time I want...” She holds her hands toward her body – indicating her big chest, narrowing a little to the waist, and then the rounded hips... “Because you’re not going to turn ‘this’ down, right...?” She sounds a little conceited, but she’s right!

“Absolutely...” Confirms our host. “There was no way we were turning you down, especially after the lovely photos you sent us...”

We cut to a series of nude stills of Valerie – confirming everything we’d expect from what we’ve seen so far ... Big, round, heavy, natural tits – a soft belly, also round but not heavy, and rounded hips – not fat, just curvy. She looks like a fun girl – posed very confidently, showing everything off, including a neat little reddish-brown strip of pussy hair.

Back to the clinic as Renae continues, “So ... A perverted woman, working in a Sexual Health Clinic ... What can we read into that?”

Our guest shrugs her shoulders and smiles, “Well ... I’m interested in women’s health, and I’m obsessed with sex ... I suppose we all gravitate toward careers that we’re suited to!!”

Renae laughs as she realises how true the statement is, “Yeah ... And I’m a dirty slut, and I gravitated toward a career in porn and dogsex documentaries!!”

Both women are relaxed and smiling as Renae changes her line of questioning... “If today goes well, do you expect to be doing this again, and again...? And again...?”

Her guest barely pauses, “Oh yes, for sure ... And I can’t imagine it going any way but well ... I expect this to be a turning point in my life. Fantasy becomes reality!”

“And what happens next?” Checks Renae.

“After this, you mean?” Replies Valerie. “Once I’ve had my first dog?” She pauses for a second, considering if she should admit her plans... “If it goes well... ‘When’ it goes well ... I think I’ll get myself a dog of my own, and use the publicity from this show, to start my own little therapy group ... There’s plenty of ladies who come to this clinic who need to make ‘better choices’ about their sex lives ... I’m sure I could find more through my friends in the profession.”

“A sort of, come and fuck my dog rather than those men who keep giving you STDs...?” Asks Renae.

“Yes ... Something like that ... My understanding is that you can’t get an STD from a dog ... That would be heaven for some of our ‘regulars’.” She smiles.

“But er ... You have to do your own ‘research’ first, to make sure it’s a safe option...” Smirks Renae.

“Absolutely.” Nods our guest. “When do I start?” She smirks a little, trying to suppress a grin of anticipation.

We cut to a shot of the buxom redhead undressing in one of the consulting rooms at the medical centre. Blouse unbuttoned, showing off a large slice of cleavage, held up by a bra that much have been designed by industrial engineers. Soft belly below, held in by the top of top of her skirt.

She ignores the camera, looking down at the Weimaraner instead, the shape of things to come - as she removes the blouse and then unhooks the side of her skirt, releasing a few inches of belly.

“Looking forward to it?” Checks Renae from off camera.

Valerie pauses mid-way through slipping her skirt down over her wide hips, showing off pink panties... “Look at him ... Look ... How could anyone not look forward to getting him on their back? Eh?” She steps out of the skirt, “I know it’s only, about 3% of women find this kind of thing a turn-on – but I can’t understand why ... THAT ... That’s just soooo fucking sexy!”

Renae bends forward and strokes her dog’s head, “Yeah ... I know what you mean, alright.”

Back with our guest as she reaches back to unhook that huge bra – it’s a bit of a struggle, heavy work, and then she gets it ... Bra falling away and those huge tits released, dropping several inches, spreading a couple across her chest. Huge pink areola around her nipples, which are more like buttons that nipples – and we all want to push those buttons so much!

Renae throws out a, “Nervous?”

Valerie shakes her head and smiles, again looking down at Logan rather than at her host or the camera, “Noooooo ... What’s to be nervous about...? I’m naked on camera, on the telly, about to have sex with that big fucking dog!” She pauses as she slips the panties over her hips, revealing that little strip of pussy hair again (it’s not changed since the photos she sent us), then adds, “Of course I’m nervous ... But it’s good nervous ... It’s excited nervous...”

We cut to a little later – minutes later ... A shot of Valerie, her big tits rising and falling as she breaths deeply ... She’s calmer, but still excited, the reality settling in – making it more frightening, but also much more exciting ... Looking away from the dog to our camera – flashing us a smile and blowing a little kiss ... Then she’s back to looking at the big hound as he pulls against his leash, sniffing the air between them. He’s as keen to get started as she is ... It’s funny to think that those tits of hers mean nothing to him – he’s only interested in that scarlet pussy of hers...

She drops back to a comfortable consulting chair, spreading her pale thighs and letting the dog bury his wide head between her thighs – sniffing at her pussy, cold nose against hot flesh, making her gasp and giggle a little... “That’s iiiiit ... Lick that ... There ... Yeeeaaaaahhhhssss!” – she gasps as he begins to lick, turning his head slightly sideways as he works her big pussy lips.

Valerie pushes her arms together on either side of those big boobs, helping to support them above her chest – not allowing the pleasure of the dog’s tongue to distract her from making sure she looks good for the camera ... Big tits wobbling between her biceps, as she shivers under his tonguing.

She tosses her head back theatrically, making sure her red hair flies up and back away from her face, giving the camera another smile as she moans her approval at the touch of his tongue – “Mmmmmmmmmm! That’s niiiiiiiice!” We don’t doubt she’s enjoying it, but she’s definitely playing it bigger for the camera. She’s a natural performer.

She continues to twist and writhe as the beast keeps flopping his tongue over her cunt, already taking her shaking body toward her debut dogasm ... Shaking and twisting more and more, and taking a deep breath through her clamped teeth, as she suddenly clicks over into her moment of pleasure ... Fire spreading from her pussy as she cums like a truck ... Her loud squeals and shaking body almost scaring the big animal away – but not quite ... He continues licking – jumping back then forward again.

She forces herself to let the dog keep licking at her over-stimulated snatch – letting him lick until he loses interest and attempts to mount her, missionary style, right there as she sits back on the chair.

“Oh God ... Yess ... Come on...” She encourages him, with just a quick sideways giveaway glance to the camera to make sure we’re getting her comments.

Our host drops down to her knees behind the action, looking up into our camera and smiling when she realises she’s on camera ... Reaching in between her dog’s hindlegs, and her guest’s pale thighs, and begins to fondle the animal’s sheath, pulling it back and re-directing the ever-hardening shaft up toward Valerie’s pussy lips, pushing the tip between them – easing it into position...

She warns Valerie to, “Get ready...” as the beast shuffles forward, arching his back and pushing against her pussy so hard that the shaft begins to bend, “Dream time...” – as the tip pushes against her flesh until, suddenly, the cock springs straight again, the tip of the cock slipping into our red-headed slut ... Making her yelp “Oh God!” with surprise.

Logan goes into overdrive, pumping at his big bitches her rear-end, stabbing that cock deep into her, making her whole body shake, especially her big tits ... Going hard and fast, a dumb look on his face – as if he has no idea what he’s doing, why he’s doing it, or why this camera crew is standing around looking very happy with his work.

He fucks her like a mad dog – and all she can do is brace herself against her elbows, leaning forward and letting those big tits jiggle and brush up against his chest.

We move around behind them – looking up between four legs, two hairy, two white ... Looking up to see his big cock ramming into and out of her fleshy cunt ... Listening to her gasping from the pain, and coo-ing from the pleasure, “Oh God ... Oh Gooooddddd!”, as we watch that tube of hot meat sliding in and out of her hole.