s12e08 Olwen Mills (37), from Cardiff

We begin this week’s show outside an impressive looking sporting stadium. Grey Concrete, shiny glass and red painted fences. Huge letters along the top of one stand read “PRINCIPALITY STADIUM”

Infront of the stadium, a smaller building – two stories and pitched roof, it looks like a cross between a church and train station ... It’s actually the stadium entrance and ticket office for all Welsh Rugby Union matters.

It’s not too busy, but there are a few groups of tourists and fans milling around outside, waiting their turn to get in and buy tickets for the next stadium tour ... Then a group of young men parts to allow our host to walk into view. They follow her with their eyes as she passes.

Walking toward us – an All-American wet dream ... Former Playboy playmate – often mistaken for Jenny McCarthy, but definitely a completely different woman – it’s our own Jenna McCartney – and she’s looking like dynamite!

We cut to her feet and run our camera up her body as she approaches ... Transparent stripper heels with stacked soles lead up slim legs to the upper thigh at which point her red PVC mini-skirt hides her crotch ... Then it’s a matching red PVC jacket, front fastener fighting against the pressure of her fake boobs trying to escape, and upwards to her face ... Still pretty, still slutty ... Up close we can see small marks on her skin, buried in make-up but not enough to hide them from our hi-def cameras. As soon as we’re on her face, she begins her introduction – delivered in that smooth American accent we love so much. “Hello and welcome to another episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ – we’re in Cardiff today, at the home of Welsh Rugby Union, to meet a spectacular lady who’s keen to ‘scrum’ down with a doggy...”

We cut to the entrance of the ticket office and move in toward an attractive lady wearing a well-fitted blazer and knee length skirt combo, who’s giving new arrivals directions to the ticketing windows. She turns from her most recent customer, toward us, her long raven hair hanging down loose over her shoulders as she gives us a welcoming smile, then she greets us in a confident and sexy Welsh accent. “Hallooo-ah ... My name is Olwen Mills, I’m 37 years of age, and I work for the W.R.U. in Cardiff ... And the only thing in the world that excites me more than rugby ... Is hardcore pornography!” She smiles broadly on completing her intro, proud of herself. Many of our viewers will immediately think that she’s hot enough to earn good money in porn...

We cut to inside the stadium, a long shot of the main (almost empty) stand – thousands of empty red seats on the lower level, thousands of empty green seats on the upper level...

We close in to see our two ladies sitting a couple of seats apart high in the stand, their outfits (Jenna’s red PVC, and our guest’s white blouse - she’s removed her blazer) standing out against the dark green seats.

Olwen is telling her story at an enthusiastic and friendly pace – and we’re happy to listen...

“I’ve always liked pornography ... The dirtier the better ... My boyfriends have always loved that! I let them put on whatever they want, and it always turns me on, and they always think it’s great that I like what they like. The truth is, I like everything. I’ve never seen filth I don’t like!” Beams Olwen.

“A girl after my own heart.” Comments Jenna, with a smile.

Olwen continues... “No matter what a guy would show me, I would watch it and have fun, but I didn’t want to do anything I saw ... None of the really hardcore stuff anyway ... I like sex, but I like it with my partner, nobody else...”

She flicks her long hair out of her face with one hand, and moves on. “I tell you a story ... A few years back my boyfriend took me to a porn convention in London ... A big one, there were load of big-name porno actors there ... But people kept coming up to me asking who I was and if they could take a picture with me.”

We flash to a series of photos – men posing alongside a smiling Olwen – her low-cut top showing off a ton of smooth cleavage. “Because I’ve got these big boobs, and I was showing them off – I think everyone thought I must be in porn...” We see a shot of her posing with a very cool, very large looking black man. “ ... One of the American actors asked me if I wanted to shoot a scene with him, and my boyfriend kept saying I should do it ... But the idea of having sex with someone I didn’t know, on camera, didn’t really do it for me ... So I just had fun with my boyfriend then we came back to Cardiff...”

“And how do we get from the girl who wouldn’t have sex with a stranger, to the girl who’s about to have sex with a dog?” Asks Jenna.

“Well...” Begins Olwen, a slightly embarrassed look on her face. “Not long after that convention, my boyfriend – not the one I went to the convention with, mind ... I’d moved on from him ... My new man, he showed me an uncut episode of Uk of Zoo ... Not just the girl with the dog, but all the nasty close-up, and the cum shots, and everything...” She looks incredulous, acting out the thought process... “And I loved it, and for the first time in my life, I actually wanted to be in the filth I was watching ... I thought it would be so hot to be that girl – with everyone watching ... I thought, that’s a video I’d like to make ... That would be a real turn-on ... And so...” She holds her hands out to her sides as if to say, ‘here I am’.

“And here you are ... Ready to show the porn world what it’s been missing...” Says Jenna, a note of admiration in her voice.

Olwen smiles back at her ... Then we’re watching the two ladies walking along a gangway in the stadium and heading down a stairway out of sight. Jenna narrates for us, “We’re heading down to somewhere a little more private where someone very special is waiting for us...”

We cut to the changing rooms, very clean, with Welsh national team jerseys hanging infront of lockers around the room. Two benches run down the middle of the room on a tiled floor that’s clean enough to eat your dinner off ... And we’re looking at our star...

She’s already slipped her blazer off, and we can see how impressive her body is though the tight-fitting red Welsh Rugby union jersey she’s squeezed into.

Jenna finishes the intro as they enter, “Okay then ... I think we can work with this ... Plenty of space, some benches ... There’s the camera...” She points to the camera, and then turns her finger toward her guest, “ ... Here’s our willing slut...” She turns to the doorway behind her as Cooper the American bulldog is lead in by one of our crew, his paws clicking and scraping on the polished concrete floor the second he sees not one, but two sluts in the room... “And here’s ... Our star!”

Olwen’s attempt to conceal her excitement gives way and she cracks a smile. She tries not to move too fast – but her rugby shirt is up and over her head within a couple of seconds.

Her boobs look even more impressive out of the shirt than they did in it, still trapped in a hefty pale blue bra – but looking like they are actively trying to explode out to freedom. Her belly is flat and narrow. She’s a ‘fit’ young lady.

Then she reaches up, flips her shoulder straps off, and pulls the front of her bra down off those big tits ... Freed, they look even more impressive. Firm and round, and full of youth. Big pink areola surrounding large, pointed nipples – already erect in anticipation of what’s coming...

She twists the bra around so she can unhook it infront of her belly, then lets it fall away and looks over at Jenna (seeking approval), who reaches over to cop a quick feel ... A squeeze test ... With her guest pushing her chest out, welcoming the contact, smiling as she’s fondled. “Very niiiiiice!” Compliments our American host – turning to camera and confirming, “And totally natural!”

Olwen looks proud as well as excited as she reaches down and unzips the side of her skirt, letting it fall away from her firm thighs to reveal matching blue panties and black elasticated stockings. Her legs are as slim and toned as the rest of her body. She’s a beautifully put together young lady – one of the better bodies we’ve had on the show over the years. Healthy and, we’re guessing, strong.

She slips the panties down off her tight bottom, then sits on one of the benches as she slips them down her stockinged legs and over her high heeled shoes – exposing her dark but heavily trimmed pussy, flashing her fat labia – which looks damned inviting. Warm and tight.

She slips forward from the bench, back to her feet, now just wearing those shoes and the stockings. It’s an impressive sight in all its glory – firm and smooth. Boobs sitting up proudly, nipples ready to crack the lens if we go too close.

Jenna says, “Well ... I don’t think there’s anything more we need to say ... That’s just such a fantastic body, and such a pretty face ... I think we really need to let you make your fantasy come true ... Because ... Well ... I really want to watch you being fucked by this doggy!”

Olwen smiles, proud of herself...

We cut to shot of Cooper being released from his collar, running almost on the spot as he tries to get a grip on the polished concrete, then charging over to the waiting slut and skidding into her legs so hard that she’s almost knocked to the floor ... Letting out a yelp of surprise as she staggers forward and regains her balance.

He manages to turn around and comes back at her, jumping up and forcing her to fend him off ... Grabbing him by the neck and pushing him down infront of her...

Standing still now, calming down a little, the dog raises his big head to her crotch and sniffs at her pussy ... Making her smile and let out a little laugh, “Is that nice?” she asks, knowing damn well how nice it is ... Then she sets herself down on one of the benches and spreads her smooth thighs for him, angling her pelvis forward so that he can stick his snout between her thighs and get his nose right to her pussy lips... “Okay...” She reaches down between her legs, singing softly as she pushes her fingers down and splits her pussy lips open. “If you want it – here it is...” She’d continue with her song lyric (“Come and get it...”) but she drops into a gasp as the dog begins to lick at her lips. His hot, wet tongue slipping between them, then sliding up and over her clit – making her gasp, shiver and smile...

He seems to enjoy it as much as she does. Sweeping his long tongue over her pussy lips – letting it slide between them, pushing his nose up against her clit, the cold making her gasp almost as much as the moist warmth of his tongue ... She leans back against the locker behind her - letting him lick on, then looking up into the camera with a big smile, and blowing us a kiss...

As he continues to lick, she brings her hands up to her tits and massages them gently – and her legs slowly give way, lowering her down until her firm bum is on the bench infront of the locker ... She’s smiling and breathing and coo-ing “Oooooh, lick it ... Lick it ... Yeaaahhhh...” as he works her pussy over and over ... She raises one foot up onto the bench beside her, opening her pussy up for more licking – pushing it forward, resting her arse right on the edge of the bench...

She tosses her head back, banging a little against the locker behind her (not enough to bother her) ... Her face radiant, a big smile showing how much she’s enjoying the animal’s tongue. She looked good before we started, but with this smile and glow about her, she’s looking even better.

She moans, “Oh ... OOoooohhhh ... Oooohhhh...” As he continues to lick her, taking her close to her first dogasm ... She takes a sharp breath and holds it, biting down on her bottom lip, holding it ... Beginning to shake, her hands tight on her fantastic tits ... And then...

Cooper raises his head, then tries to mount her ... She’s suddenly gasping for air, taken right to the end, then let down ... He’s grabbing over the top of her thighs, trying to stand up infront of her – but with no chance due to the angle ... She’s disappointed that he’s stopped licking, and desperate to get back into action ... So close, she doesn’t want the moment to pass...

It’s an untidy few seconds as she pushes him off – which is not easy because he’s solid muscle – and slips down from the bench to the floor. Her knees on the polished concrete, the dog scrabbling around her ... He knows his moment is coming – he can tell where she’s going...

She bends forward, bringing her hands down to the floor, her big, firm tits hanging down, flashing a look and a sexy smile toward our camera, then having to cope with the solid beast as he continues to try and mount her, jumping and planting his front paws on her shoulders, his body over her, forcing her head down ... Bucking his hips at her – trying to find a hole to fuck, but only managing to mess up her hair...

She twists away from him and pushes him back with one hand, laughing, “Get offfff!” as the over excited way he’s acting. “This is my first time ... Not yours...” She giggles.

With him now off her, she shuffles around – turning to present her rear, but presenting us with a perfect profile view of her tight body in the process ... Slim in the right places, with a firm arse sticking up in the air, and a good pair of tits hanging down toward the hard floor – getting closer to it as she shifts from her hands to her elbows ... Gasping a superfluous “Okay” – not that the dog is waiting for her approval!