s11e20: Lauren Jaxon (36) from Solihull

Unusually for our show – we begin by showing an old clip ... A slimmish, young woman, with dark shoulder-length hair, in a cramped room, with a golden retriever dog on her back, humping into her – making her gasp and yell through an open mouth – an unmistakably smile of wonder as she is pounded ... Her arse is soft under the assault, and her boobs hang down, jiggling as he pumps into her...

We hear her voice echoing in voice-over, “My name is Becky Millington. I’m 32 ... And I can’t wait to have sex with a dog!”

Then we cut to a shot of the dog on his back, legs loose in the air, Becky bending over him, tramp-stamp tattoo at the base of her spine, with her mouth wrapped around the canine cock, sucking as if her life depends on it...

Finally, a shot of Becky, on hands and knees, her chest heaving, a wild and crazy expression on her face, looking up into the camera and excitedly confirming that, “That was - fucking – AWWWWWWWE-SOMMMMMEEE!”

We fade out on the brief montage – and then start our show proper, the way we start every week – with an establishing shot of this week’s location...

We’re on a wide pedestrianised street lined on either side with shops.

The road has been replaced with interlaced brick paving, and the shops themselves are a combination of 1990s hard-edged two/three level buildings, and much older looking mock-Tudor buildings.

It’s a beautiful summer day and the street is busy without being over-crowded, with casually dressed shoppers strolling along – some with a purpose, some just idly window-shopping.

We linger – looking at various women, older ladies, younger teenagers, trying to guess who this week’s guest is going to be ... Then we see our host approaching ... Big, wide and sweaty – wearing a West Ham football shirt, dirty jeans, and a wide smile – it’s our old mate Dennis Baxter, and this week he’s leading not one, but two Doberman dogs. One looking quite spritely and excited to be out for a walk, the other older, slower, but still formidable.

When he speaks, it’s with his usual loud, gravelly east end Cockney accent – so loud that everyone in the street can hear what he’s saying to our camera.

“‘Ello, and welcome to the final show in this series of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... My name’s Dennis Baxter, and these two handsome devils are Casanova the Fird, and young Romeo ... Casanova’s boy – and soon to be the UK of Zoo’s boy...”

Hearing what he’s saying, a few of the shoppers slow and stop, looking around at him, our camera, and joining in the game of try-to-spot-the-slut ... There’s an old lady, a young couple holding hands, a smartly dressed executive type, a fat girl with huge tits struggling to see past the taller people infront, and two well-dressed attractive woman (one strongly built woman with short blonde hair, the other shorter, with shoulder length dark-wavey hair – who looks vaguely familiar). Some of the crowd try to hide their faces with a hand, others are quite happy to be seen on camera.

Dennis continues, enjoying the attention, “This week we’ve come to Solihull in the west midlands, to meet a lovely young lady who’s keen to prove that the bond between sisters runs deeper than just blood!”

With the little crowd watching on intently, our host turns to his side and takes a step toward the two woman – the familiar one, and the blonde...

““Ello ladies...”

As both women smile and relax, the rest of the crowd looks at them with a mixture of interest and disdain.

Dennis points at the dark haired, shorter woman... “Now you – I recognise...”

She smiles, nods, and introduces herself... “Yeah ... I’m Becky Millington, I was a guest on series 6...” She puts an arm around the blonde’s wide shoulders and pulls her a few inches forward, then continues, “ ... And I had such a good time, I’ve brought my sister along to have some fun...”

The sister smiles at the comment, then offers her own introduction, “Hello ... My name’s Lauren Jaxon ... I’m 36 years old, I’m from Solihull in the midlands, and I’m here today because I want to have sex with a dog on television!”

“So you’re here, because you saw your sister having sex with a dog on the tele, and you got jealous ... And you want to have fun with one of my fellas here...?” Checks the fat cockney.

The blonde pauses, takes a breath, and attempts to explain herself... “Not exactly ... What actually happened was that my husband, Carl, he doesn’t get on with my sister that well ... And what happened was, we were watching the show – and there she was...”

“No shame!” Adds Becky with a smile.

Lauren continues, “He watches the whole show ... My sister sucking the dog’s cock, licking his arsehole, being fucked, drinking its cum ... He watches it all without making any comment, then at the end he just says, ‘I always knew your sister was a total cunt’ – but that night he gave me the best fuck I’ve ever had! And as he was fucking me, he was asking if I wanted to fuck a dog like my cunt of a sister ... And all I could think was, ‘stop calling Becky a cunt!’

We hear a voice from the crowd comment, “Well she IS a cunt...” – but ignore it.

Lauren continues, “Well ... If he thinks she’s a cunt for doing this – and if that turns him on – I’ll show him who’s a cunt! See if he likes it when the shoe’s on the other foot!” She smirks.

Becky adds, “Or when the dog’s in the other cunt!” and laughs a little. Lauren turns and punches her sister on the shoulder, a little harder than ‘playful’.

“So you’re here to teach your husband a lesson?” Checks Dennis.

“Very much so, yeah ... I’ve been out with his credit cards all morning ... Made a whole day of it ... New outfit...” She holds her arms out to show off her smart attire. “New hair style” – she runs her hand over the short blonde crop. “New make-up...” – she poses, sucking in her cheeks and trying to look sexy – then smiles again, a very pleasant smile. She looks better when she’s not trying to look good. Then she looks down at Casanova and Romeo, “And ... New lifestyle choices!”

Dennis grins broadly and holds out his hands, a dog’s lead in each – offering them to the sisters... “Excellent ... Well, we better get going then ... These boys need a walk to get warmed up – and I think we’ve got a hotel room booked about a mile away! So...” He hands the lead for Casanova to Lauren. “You can take this one...” He turns to Becky and hands her Romeo’s lead, “And you can take this one...” He looks back and forth between the two ladies, and adds, “And a little bit later, if you’re both good girls ... They can take you ... Eh?” He smiles at his comment, as do both sisters.

The five of them - a fat man, two attractive women, and two mean dogs – walk away from the crowd, with a few shoppers following along – either in the hope of seeing something, or simply because that’s the direction their next shop is in. We watch them go for a few seconds, then fade through to a shot of the group arriving at a hotel on the edge of the town centre ... We see them entering, leading the dogs with them ... Then a shot of them at the reception desk, laughing with the reception staff and signing in ... Then a rear shot of the two women walking side-by-side along a corridor, dogs beside them. And then, we’re finally in their hotel room...

Lauren is standing infront of a bed, smiling, slightly out of breath, handing the lead back to Dennis ... Then pulling her top up and over her head revealing a stout, firm body. She’s not fat, but she is solid. Thick from her wide hips up through her strong back and big chest (boobs hidden by a cute – but large - black bra). Then unzipping her skirt at the hip, twisting and dropping the skirt and stepping out of it – matching black panties and stockings, high heel shoes.

We cut away to Becky, still fully dressed and holding a dog’s lead in each hand, two Doberman Pinchers standing by her side, pulling slightly against their leads. Noticing she is being filmed, she looks over at our camera and gives us a look that shows she’s excited and amused by watching her sister undress for dogsex.

Back to Lauren as she runs her fingers over her solid midriff, along the elastic at the top of her panties – looking down at the dogs, talking to Dennis, or the camera, or a bit of both.

“So which one do I play with ... First?” She sounds excited and uncertain. “I mean ... The elephant in the room ... Are they both for me? Or is one of them here for my sis?”

“That’s entirely up to the two of you...” Dennis comments from off camera. “I brought Casanova up here to fuck you – I only brought Romeo up to get some experience – but you can play with him, or let him watch, or share him with your sister ... I don’t care ... Whatever you want to do, he’ll be happy to try ... But ‘e’s not very experienced.”

If anything, this news makes Lauren’s smile broader. “Ooooohhh ... It’s nice to not be the only first timer in the room!” – and then she slips the panties down her strong thighs, showing off the neatest little Brazilian wax possible. Slipping them down over her knees, and down her calves – stepping out of them and throwing them playfully at her sister.

The dogs pull a little harder. Casanova because he knows what pussy looks like – and Romeo because he’s copying his father.

“You can let them go now...” Confirms Dennis.

Becky drops both leads – letting the dogs pull away from her, dragging their leads along behind them as they eagerly hurry over to the big blonde, crowding her legs, sniffing at her pussy and arse. Circling around her, tails wagging, half jumping at her.

“Here boys ... Here!” Snaps Dennis, his voice deep and gruff – not the friendly Dennis we’re used to – this is the controlling dog-handler ... And both dogs immediately snap into order – moving over to Dennis. Casanova following the order, Romeo following the older dog.

Our host turns his attention back to the sisters... “Now ... You’re still looking a little – overdressed...” He says, indicating Lauren’s bra.

Lauren smiles, reaching up to shift her bra – then pausing, crossing the room to her sister and turning around, “Can you help me, sis?” It’s a deliberately suggestive move – involving her sister in her strip.

The younger woman nods, smiling, and reaches up to carefully unhook her bra. Both are smiling, but it’s different smiles – Becky seems amused, whereas Lauren looks excited. As the bra pops loose, Becky keeps hold so as not to fully expose her sister. There’s a sweet moment as Becky whispers, “Here we go...” and Lauren half giggles, “Yeahhh.”

The bra drops away and the boobs are exposed. Large, without being huge, surprisingly perky for a mother-of-two, with small, pointed nipples.

We hear Dennis, from off camera, checking, “Do you take her bra off often?”

Both sisters laugh, “Nooo”, “This isn’t something we’ve ever done before...”, “Ever!” – and they look at each other, sharing an ‘as-if’ look. Then Lauren adds, “Well, maybe when we was teenagers...” Then it’s face-front again...

We cut to Dennis, highlighting his grubby looks, the big belly, the triple-chin, the body-hair sticking out of the neck and sleeves of his football shirt. “Let the games begin!”

The dogs head away from him, scampering over to Lauren again and crowding around her legs for the second time.

She reaches down, trying to calm them – at the same time speaking in an excited tone. Stroking each of their heads. “Hi boys ... Hi ... Who’s first, eh? Who wants to fuck me first?” She laughs.

We cut to a shot of her on the floor, on her back, knees in the air, thighs spread, pussy exposed. The two sleek black dogs standing over her - a flurry of action as they sniff and lick at her face, her tits, her pussy ... The two animals moving back and forth – not knowing where to focus ... Under them, Lauren giggles and twists – reaching down to pat between her thighs, slapping her pussy, trying to encourage the dogs to focus on her snatch.

It’s Romeo who figures out what she wants first – or possibly just gets the right taste at the right time – and starts to lick at her cunt. He immediately buries his snout between her strong thighs and starts to lick at her. Lauren throws her head back against the floor, immediately gasping, “Ohhhhh God!”, as his big tongue makes contact with her wet gash.

As Romeo continues to lick at her pussy, Lauren’s open mouth and gasps attract Casanova, and he finds new focus and starts to lick at her mouth – slopping his tongue over and into it. Our guest raises her hands to steady his head infront of her, almost like a romantic kissing caress – and meets his tongue with hers, all the time wriggling her pelvis to meet the younger dog’s licking.

She’s arching her back and breathing heavy and hard throughout the double-licking ... Writhing as the dog licks at her sloppy pussy lips – his long wet tongue slipping between them ... Her tossing her head back and gasping, “OOaaahhhhhhhh” but managing to keep the kissing going with Casanova.

“Oohhh, you go you filthy cunt!” Encourages Becky, looking like she’s more amused than aroused as she watches her naked sister writhing on the floor with two big black dogs.

The words of her sister, combining with the feeling of a dog’s enthusiastic tongue on her pussy, slopping over her clit again and again, and the perverse sensation of the other dog’s tongue in her mouth and on hers – the slimy feeling as she catches the underside of his tongue between her lips – it all combines to send her toward one of the fastest orgasms in the show’s history ... And who can blame her? There’s not many ladies get to play with two dogs!

Opening her mouth wider, but coughing against the tongue as it slops in and over it, arching her back and writhing – thighs sideways to the floor making sure her pussy is totally exposed ... She’s in heaven and she doesn’t want it to stop...

Becky drops into the side of the frame, onto her hands and knees leaning in over her sister, between the two dogs, distracting them just by being there ... But not interested in them, only interested in talking to her sister. “Having fun, sis?”

Off camera we hear Dennis commenting that, “I don’t think I’ve ever see a girl have more fun!”

He is cut off by the overjoyed gasp/wail of our guest, sitting up past Casanova and letting us know that this is, “AWWE-SSOMMMEE!” – she delivers it in the same tone as her sister delivered her post-fuck verdict several years ago ... Beaming, breathing hard, sweating...

“And they ain’t even fucked you yet!” calls our host from behind the scenes ... A comment that makes both girls look even brighter.

“Wellllll ... Llllet’s fucking get to it then!” Sings Lauren – clearly ready for the next step ... She immediately starts to stand up, wiping a hand over her wet face, and moving over to the bed – legs a little shaky, high heels wobbling against the carpet.

The dogs both follow her, looking up, excited, bumping into each other – tails wagging, mouths open, tongues out...

“You’re going to love this...” Confirmed/encourages Becky, but her sister’s body-language shows that she doesn’t need any support on this – she can’t wait. She seems almost drunk on anticipation as she drops to her knees infront of the bed, leaning forward with her arms stretched out over the mattress, boobs hanging down as she tips forward, big arse presented to our camera, and two dogs ... Laughing as she rests the side of her face against the sheet.

The dogs are already on the job – no encouragement or instructions required – in fact the action is so intense that for a moment we can’t tell which dog in which. Both of them try to mount her rear end, a flurry of legs on her back, over her arse, two dogs interlocking across her – both trying to claim ownership ... Both trying to penetrate – but bumping off each other as much as their big bottomed bitch ... All of which makes Lauren both laugh and gasp – looking up into our dedicated close-up camera with a smile of anticipation.

Her smile growing when her sister shouts, “You lucky bitch!”

Experience triumphs over youthful energy, with Casanova edging his son to the side and taking control of his chunky bitch – centring on her back, his front legs wrapping around under her, his body almost seems to lock into the line of her spine and her big arse-crack – bringing his heavy sheath and the tip of his cock right up behind her big pussy.

He’s pumping and jagging up against her, pulling tighter to her body, thumping his cock up against her pussy, under it, between her chunky thighs – and Lauren is already shouting, “FUCK!” and gasping, before he has managed to penetrate...

Dennis signals Becky to move in closer, to watch, possibly to help – and she doesn’t hesitate, giggling and smiling as she drops down to the floor behind the action – dropping down low enough that she can see the dog’s cock stabbing at her sister’s cunt ... Sighing, “Oooooohh ... I shouldn’t look ... But that’s beautiful...”

We cut to a low angle camera looking up from below – we can see Becky’s smiling face on one side of the screen, her sister’s wet pussy lips shaking on the other side, and the dog’s undercarriage between them – flapping and snapping at it.

“Just fucking stick it in...!” Begs Lauren.

So Becky reaches in, a little nervously, not sure how to do it – then takes hold of the shaft with her fingertips, and ... Just fucking stuffs it in!

Her sister wails, “OOoohhhhhhaaaarrggghhhhHHHHH!” as it snaps into place ... It’s as much a scream of pleasure as of surprise, but it goes on as he begins to thrust at full speed – “AARRHHHH! AAHAHHHH! AAAHHHH!” – loud - every stroke sounding like a surprise, as if she thought the previous one would be the last...

We cut to shot of her face, and her look matches the noises – eyes wide, mouth open, half shock half delight. “AARRGGHH ... AAAHHHH!”

We cut to a wide shot as the big Doberman continues to ream into her, his black behind moving hard and fast, pumping in and out of her – and Lauren does her best to maintain control. She’s gasping, and moaning, and wailing, “AAAHHH AAARRGGHHH!”

Behind her, leaning forward on her hands and knees, still fully-dressed, looking up at the perverted action – Becky is having a great time ... Laughing and whooping along with her sister’s wails. She’s watching the action so closely, that she fails to notice that a very horny younger Doberman is still skipping around looking for someone to fuck ... And her arse, whether covered by her skirt or not, looks like a very good target for him ... Which he proves by stepping forward and trying to mount her – which makes her laugh ... She’s happy to let him try – knowing that her skirt will ‘protect’ her ... In fact, she seems to be taunting him – pushing her arse out, wriggling her behind, letting him try... “OOooohhhh ... Naughty boy ... You want me to play too?”