s8e9: Meredith Caig (48), from Newport

An establishing shot of a modern looking school – all identifying signage is digitally masked for privacy reasons, but anyone familiar with the area would immediately recognize the stylized architecture of the building.

And then our host steps into frame infront of the sign ... Sexy dimples, and big fake tits pushing out of the top of her sexy black PVC mini-skirted business suit, dominate the first impression. We can’t help but stare at those perfect orbs of flesh as they seem to attempt an escape from her jacket. Beside her, Logan, her beautiful, sleek and powerful looking blue-grey Weimerama dog.

“Hello, and welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’, with me, your host, Renae Russell ... And this week, we’re back down in Wales ... To meet another lovely lady who wants to take a trip to our little bestial paradise...”

Renae turns and walks away toward the school, heading toward a door marked “RECEPTION”, Logan trotting along beside her – his big bollocks jiggling around behind his powerful thighs – we follow them, handheld, walking through the door into the building.

As we approach the front desk we see our subject sitting behind it, taking a telephone call ... She’s a big girl, plenty of cleavage, she’s carrying some extra weight, but seems very comfortable with it. Her dark hair (definitely dyed) curls up just short of her shoulders, framing a friendly round face.

She looks up at us with wide-eyes, trying to hide a shocked smile as she deals with her caller, speaking with a soft Welsh accent, she advises a parent that, “So she’s going to be away all week, or just the next two days?” She listens to the other end of the call then responds, “Right, I’ve made a note on the register, we’ll see Sara next week. Hope she’s feeling better.” She hangs the call up slowly, gathers herself, then looks up at the camera with a touch of confusion ... We didn’t tell her we were coming... “Can I help you... ?”

We cut to a shot of her sitting on a comfy seat in what appears to be the staff-room. “Hello, I’m Meredith Caig, I’m 48, and I’m from Newport in Wales ... I’m a mother, I’m even a grandmother! And, I suppose, a bit of a pervert ... Because...” She almost blushes, “ ... I desperately want to have sex with a dog!” She drops her head, her long fringe hanging down over her face, hiding her embarrassment, or perhaps just trying to cover her sense of excitement. Two other office girls in the background cheer and clap at her admission.

A few seconds later, and she’s in full-flow, words gushing out as she tells her story direct to camera.

“A long time ago, when I was just a little whip of a thing ... I was at university and at the start of the year everyone was still trying to figure out who they were – we were having freshers week, people just doing stupid things, and one day, someone slipped a copy of Animal Farm into the VHS in the student’s union bar...” She laughs at the memory, then continues...

“Half the girls in the room went crazy screaming for it to be turned off, and, a few stormed out, most of the guys were laughing, a few of them looking very embarrassed, but there were a few of us who just, sort of, sat and watched...”

We skip a few seconds to the next part of her story. “I was transfixed ... I kept thinking ‘is this real’, and ‘people do this?’, and I couldn’t help being totally turned-on ... I mean, if someone had brought a dog into the bar there and then, I think I would have let it fuck me infront of everyone ... I reckon 3 or 4 other girls would have joined in...” She laughs again. “It would have looked pretty good too, because I wasn’t too shabby when I was young!” Looking at her now this is easy to believe – she’s not a bad looking woman – a little loose, a little tired, but still with generally pretty features and a very welcoming smile.

On with the story, “ ... And then, it never went away, the thought was always there, but the opportunity never came up, and I didn’t know who to talk about it to ... I couldn’t even tell my husband about it ... When my kids left home, I got a bit more adventurous – I joined a couple of forums and talked to a few people, but I wasn’t sure about meeting up with a total stranger ... That would be too much like cheating on hubby ... And a little, I don’t know ... Sordid ... Then someone on a forum suggested I just come on your show ... Safe and sound – all out in the open...” She holds her hands out wide as if to say ‘here I am’ ... A huge, embarrassed but happy smile across her face...

We pan over to Renae, looking very tight, young and pretty opposite our curvy guest. “So, you can’t talk about this to your husband, but you can come on national television and do it infront of the whole country?”

Back to Meredith, shrugging her shoulders, “Well, if I mention it to him, and he doesn’t like it, I have to choose between keeping him happy, or living my fantasy ... But if I just do this now, he has to make the big decision about how he feels about it. I’m just tired of keeping it to myself... !”

“Well,” Starts Renae, “We wouldn’t want to keep you waiting any longer...”

We cut back to Meredith again, smiling toward Renae and the cameras, standing and leaning forward toward our camera - bringing her hands together and clapping them right infront of us – allowing us to cut to...

Meredith, now naked – big and naked. Curvy – with big boobs, BIG boobs ... Big hips but not overly fat, just a big girl. She has a belly, but again, it’s in proportion with the rest of her body rather than being fat – and then there’s a big bush of dark pubic hair, shaped but not trimmed short. There’s nothing hard about her body (other than her nipples!) – everything is round, soft and smooth.

We pan over to Renae, who looks into the camera with that deep dimpled smile, leaning forward to show off her cleavage as she completes her show intro, “Alright then ... My guest is ready, and so is my dog – so all that’s left is for us to sit back, and watch these two love-birds get down and dirty...”

She leans further forward toward the dog and unhooks his collar, freeing the beast to make his move on Meredith...

The large lady bends forward slightly, holding both hands infront of her thighs – both welcoming the beast and protecting herself from him as he approaches ... There’s an excited look in her eyes, and something in the way she half whispers everything, that suggests this woman is more in need of a dog-cock than any guest we’ve had on the show for a long time. She looks nervous – but so overdue ... Chewing on her bottom lip and glancing from the dog to Renae (off camera) and then to our camera, as if she’s making sure this is really happening.

She drops to her knees, bending forward toward him, her big boobs wobbling infront of her - letting the dog get closer – then pushing him away ... Playfully teasing him – letting him come back, then pushing him away again. Smiling and laughing, speaking to him very quietly, “Yeah boy ... Yes ... You’re going to fuck me ... I can’t wait to feel you fucking me...”

Logan tries to get around behind her, but she blocks him with a strong arm and pulls him around infront of her again, leaning right forward toward him – her face infront of his, letting him slop his tongue out toward her without making any real contact. Her with an open-mouthed smile, enjoying every miss ... Enjoying his frustration.

“I can’t wait ... To let you ... Fuck me...” She teases.

He abandons his attempts to lick her face, backs off, tail wagging, and then makes a wide circle around her, out of reach ... Which makes our guest laugh ... Adding, “Clever boy...” as he drops down low, front legs folded under him, almost crawling along on his chest, up toward her backside ... She rewards his determination and clever thinking by leaning forward, tensing her thighs, and raising herself up a little to give him rear access to her pussy...

He stuffs his snout in under her behind and snorts at her pussy – his cold nose digging between her thighs and his tongue snaking out to lick at her chunky pussy lips. Dragging over them, between them, making her coo and sigh at the delightful sensations ... Warm and wet, fast and soft...

She leans further forward, keen to give him more access – and he angles in harder under her, changing the angle of his head, his tongue sliding between her pussy lips and sliding inside her flesh – an electric shock of pleasure as his slimy tongue meets her pussy walls ... She jerks upright and the dog pulls back to avoid being squashed under her arse...

He rears up and lands his paws on her shoulders, no doubt hoping that his weight will push her forward and leave him mounted on her back (as it usually does), but on this occasion because she’s already coming upright and back, she over balances and topples backwards...

She screams out in surprise as she falls to her back, her bum on her heels, then between them on the floor, her legs bent backward, then as she feels her back hit the floor, her legs straightening out infront of her ... Her big titties flopping to the sides, almost into her armpits, as gravity tries to pull them down.

The dog has tipped forward over the top of her head and ended up standing astride her body – the pair of them ending up in a 69-like position ... His hindlegs on either side of her head, front paws either side of her wide hips.

Meredith lays under him, catching her breath and admiring the sheath that’s swinging above her head – marvelling at the pointy pink tip of his cock that is already sticking out – ready to go ... Without thinking, she lifts her head off the floor and wraps her mouth around the tip of his cock, sucking hard – like she’s trying to draw it out of the sheath by suction alone ... Bringing her hands up to hold his hindlegs and make sure he doesn’t move ... And instinctively spreading her legs to give him access to her pussy again...

Logan is less interested in licking her pussy than fucking her mouth – feeling it around his cock and reacting by trying to go deeper into it – pumping his hips and bending his back, driving his semi-erect and rapidly growing member into her mouth, feeling her lips warm and wet against him...

She seems very happy to let him do it ... Laying there, holding him steady as he fucks her mouth.

From the side view this is quite spectacular – her with her head tipped back, almost upside down, as the big blue-grey beast pumps at her face ... Fast and furious ... It’s hard to imagine how she’s not choking as the horny hound barely pauses for breath, fucking her mouth in an apparent effort to get into the back of her throat...

After a surprisingly extended sequence – Meredith finally reaches the point that this increasingly frantic face-fucking ceases to be fun ... And she drops her head to the floor again and releases her grip on his hindlegs ... Logan’s cock almost doubles back against itself as he staggers forward over her and it pulls free of her mouth ... His back bent and his arse still pumping forward, that big cock swinging under his belly, looking for something else to fuck.

We catch a shot of Renae behind the camera, looking into one of our hand-held cameras and giving us a big dimpled smile. “That was HOT!” She gasps. “I’ve got to learn that move!”