s6e17: Elaine Cowan (48)

We open with a mini montage to show our location ... A wide, dark, river running through a city, a ferry crossing from one side, a large old building with the statue of a bird on the roof, hundreds of football fans celebrating in the steets ... Yes, no prizes for guessing we’re in Liverpool this week.

The sequence ends on the historic Albert Dock- usually a tourist hotspot, but today, almost deserted due to the wind and spitting rain. We watch as our long-time host walks her golden retriever toward us. She’s not dressed for walking a dog, or for wind and rain, with a low-cut mini-dress and stripper stack-heeled shoes – her tattooed bolt-on cleavage almost spilling out of the dress, skirt barely covering her buttocks – the long line of paw-print tattooes reaching up her leg and disappearing under that skirt. Her long black hair whips around in the wind whilst she valiantly tries to ignore it.

She walks up toward our cameras, talking as she walks, timing it perfectly so that she stops right on her mark on the end of her introduction. “Hello, and welcome to the United Kingdom of Zoo ... This week in Liverpool as we continue our quest to fulfill women’s dreams and fantasies of sexual depravities, and we’re here to meet a local lady, with a serious desire for doggy dick...”

We cut to another woman – she appears to be slightly built with thin features, but it’s hard to tell due to the full length, heavy coat she’s wearing, zipped from bare knees up to her chin – the collar turned up to protect her from the cold as she walks along another part of the docks. Her long dark hair blowing around in the wind as much as Charley’s, but her using a hand to keep it out of her face.

She speaks in voice-over, a surprisingly soft voice with a strong Scouse accent. “My name is Elaine Cowan. I’m 48 years old, and I’m from Toxteth in Liverpool.”

Moving into close-up we see her face – high cheekbones, thin lips, teeth that look a little too big for her mouth, she tries to look like she’s deep in thought, but doesn’t quite manage it. She continues her voice-over. “I’ve been married for 26 years ... And I’ve got two grown children ... Both of them are about to become parents, which means I’ll soon be a grandmother ... And I’m too young to be a grandmother!”

We watch her as she stares out over the Mersey River, still trying to keep her hair out of her face and look contemplative as rain drops hit her large forehead. She continues, “My ‘usband jokes that I’m an old lady, but I’m still young enough to have fun! And today, I’m going to ‘ave fun with a dog!”

We cut to shot of Elaine walking alongside Charley. Elaine is holding the leash of Charley’s beloved pet and lover, Thor – a hefty Golden Retriever, and she spends more time looking down at him than at his owner.

Charley asks, “How long have you wanted to make love to a dog?”

“I don’t know really ... A long time...” Answers Elaine.

“And what was it that turned you onto the idea?”

“Erm ... Well...” Elaine tries to organise her thoughts as she walks. “It’s just always been on my mind, really ... I don’t remember how long. As long as I’ve been aware of sex, I think ... Every time I see a woman walking a dog, a big dog, I always look to see if he still has his bollocks ... And if he’s got his bollocks, I just think she must be fucking him – because why would you have a big dog with everything in working order, and not fuck him ... I just always thought that way ... You know, like it was what I wanted to do, so it must be what everyone else wanted ... And every time I see a woman walking a dog, with his bollocks, I get insanely jealous. I want that dog to fuck me...”

They walk along a few paces in silence. We note the size of Thor’s big balls, hanging down behind his thighs. Then Charley asks, “So, now that it’s you walking with the dog, with the big bollocks ... How do you feel?”

Elaine smiles, a little shame on her face, and answers, “I feel so bloody horny ... I’m wetter than I’ve been for years...”

“What would your family think about this?” Checks Charley.

Elaine walks in silence for a few seconds, looking down at the dog pulling along infront of her, pulling against his leash, trying to get wherever they are going. Then answers, “I don’t know ... All I know is that I’ve wanted to do it for years, and this is my chance.” She pauses, then looks up into the camera to confirm that, “I’ve got to do it ... I’ve waited so long...”

Charley smiles – the kind of smile that says everything-is-going-to-be-alright... “In that case - do you want to get started ... Right now?” They come to a halt outside the entrance of a Holiday Inn.

Cut to – reception at the Holiday Inn. Charley at the desk, a pretty member of staff opposite her – clearly prepared for the shot.

Charley says, in a loud and clear voice that everyone in reception could hear. “I’d like a room so my friend can fuck this dog...”

“Of course, madam ... We’ve got a suite ready for her...” Says the receptionist handing over a keycard.

We cut to the hotel room. A good suite – neat and tidy, big bed, nice décor.

Elaine unzips her coat and lets it fall open, revealing that she is wearing nothing underneath. Her body is slim but soft, a slight belly, a bushy dark pussy, small boobs (a little droopy), her flesh very pale. She throws the coat back onto the bed, and stands for a moment in sensible shoes and brief panties – she has the kind of body that is neither attractive, nor repulsive – it just ‘is’.

Thor is standing a few feet away, looking up at her, wagging his tail, looking from her and then around to Charley – clearly happy with what he sees and keen get started, but not moving until he gets his instructions.

Elaine stands awkwardly, shyly bringing her hands up her body – over her soft belly, up to her droopy boobs, which she then supports and plays with. Smiling nervously as she pinches her nipples, twists them a little, pulls on them until she makes herself wince.

“I don’t know what I’m supposed to say...” She says quietly.

Off camera, Charley points one finger down at Thor. Elaine follows the finger – and looks down at the dog.

Elaine smiles and continues playing with her little tits, then steps forward toward the beast and crouches down to the floor infront of him – keeping a hand on one of her boobs, reaching out with the other to stroke him. Almost whispering, “Hello doggy...” Shy, and possibly scared as hell. A bag of nerves.

The dog tips his head up toward her face and flaps his tongue toward her mouth. She leans back a little, smiling slightly but not interested in being licked.

“Hello there ... Hello ... No kisses...” She says, still almost too quiet for us to hear.

She looks up at the camera, still not sure exactly what to do. “Are you sure you still want to do this?” Asks Charley – and Elaine nods quickly, barely having to think about it. She doesn’t know how to do it, but she knows she wants to do it.

“Why don’t you just lay back and let him lick your pussy...” Says Charley, telling rather than suggesting. “He’s good at that...”

Elaine nods and then drops back onto her bottom, leaning backward until she’s laid flat on the floor. She covers her pussy with her hands and then opens her legs – opening them wide enough to let the dog get between her thighs. Then nervously, moving her hands from her pussy to her face. Trying to hide her nervousness.

Thor steps closer and digs his snout into her pussy. His tongue slapping onto it, splitting her lips, working the inside immediately. The hands over her face aren’t enough to hide her smile, and even if they were, the sudden intake of breath, her expanding rib-cage, is a pretty big clue about how this feels.

She gasps and pushes her shoulders back against the floor, her belly rising, the base of her back and her skinny arse up off the floor, her thighs held open to afford Thor access to her pussy ... His long, warm and wet tongue working the slot of her pussy – hard to tell where his saliva ends and her pussy juices begin...

He keeps licking at her snatch, winding her up, pushing her on, taking her right to the edge of an orgasm ... Breathing hard, hands moving down from her face to her boobs, pinching her nipples again, pulling on them ... Pulling them so hard that it must be more painful than pleasurable ... And just as she’s about to explode ... The beast’s body language begins to change, becoming highly aroused, his back bending a little, the first signs of an erection under his belly, which he stabs toward her ... He stops licking as he steps over her, the beginnings of his hard-on hanging over her pussy, trying to fuck her whilst she’s on her back but only succeeding in fucking the air 8 inches above her snatch.

Elaine gasps, desperate for more contact, and pushes down on her feet to try and raise her pussy up off the floor to meet the dog’s thrusts, at the same time, she grabs his back and hips and tries to pull him down toward her ... He does his best to try and make it work, but the gap is too big for his half bent legs, and her straining torso to close...

After a couple of attempts drops her arse back to the floor ... The dog shuffles up a little further, still looking for her pussy ... And an alternate idea occurs to the Scouse slut ... She sits up a little, supporting her weight on one elbow... “Come ‘ere...” she gasps as she reaches forward with the other hand to take hold of the ever growing canine cock infront of her, then brings her mouth toward it, licking her lips and checking that the camera is still on her – as if it would be anywhere else... “I’m gonna suck his cock...” She says, stating the obvious.

She pushes her head forward, the corners of her mouth flickering upward, a little smile, as the semi-erect, half-scale cock passes between her lips. She wraps them around the shaft and sucks, holding that ugly tool just inside her mouth, drawing it back until the tip comes out and she is left sucking on just the tiny raised tip of the tip ... Sipping and slurping on the pre-cum as she sucks on it. Savouring the moment.

She slips it out – and its already looking bigger than when she put it in – then runs the wet tip around her thin lips like a lipstick, smiling a little shy smile as pre-cum leaks out onto her flesh. She slides it back into her mouth – deeper this time ... Sucking on it and pushing a little deeper with each stroke.

We cut to a wider angle to get the whole picture. Slim, pale woman with saggy tits and a soft belly – on her back underneath a big black hairy dog ... His cock in her mouth, her mouth open a little to take it’s ever increasing girth. Her head is sliding up and down his shaft, her long hair hanging down behind her to the floor.

Back in close-up, she pauses, holding the cock in her mouth and slowly swallowing the pre-cum that has begun squirting into her mouth. Letting out a little satisfied moan as it goes down. Then a little, shy, pause, with the cock still in her mouth ... The shaft between her lips looks full-size now.

She slides it out of her mouth again, slowly this time, looking more shy than ever. Then looking up at the camera with wide eyes, smiling a goofy little smile. Her big teeth glistening in the camera-lights, licking her lips.

No longer being pleasured, Thor takes a little walk away from the skinny slut. He wonders around the room, hard cock hanging down, twitching, quirting pre-cum onto the carpet – his hips occasionally jerking forward as he tries to fuck the air...

Elaine sits up and rolls onto her hip, leaning on one hand, the other touching her boob – pinching and pulling on one of her nipples again – as she watches him walking around.