s6e11: Janine Saunders (18)

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham

We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian.

Charley turns away from her screen, swinging the chair around to face us, and begins to talk in her sexy Mancunian accent.

“Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ – I’m your host, Charley Ozvik, and this week we have something brand new for you ... With the lockdown still in effect, it’s sometimes difficult to travel quite as much as we’d like, but this week – I don’t even need to leave my house ... We have a young couple who’ve taken it upon themselves to provide the show for us...”

We cut to lower quality footage than we’re used to – shot on a couple of iPhones – the resolution is pretty good, but the focus, framing and lighting isn’t great, and it’s entirely handheld. It’s all very well edited together, because the raw material was all provided to Charley, who edited it together to her normal high standard – but there’s no covering up for the raw and amateur nature of the filming itself.

The first thing we see is the image from Charley’s editing screen, now filling our screen ... A young couple walking a large Alsatian through a park.

The girl, who naturally draws our interest, is pleasant, pretty even, with shoulder length blonde hair and a round face. And she’s young ... Borderline legal, one would guess ... She’s dressed casually in a sweater and jeans, looking healthy and fresh, and very natural – no make-up. She’s no stunner – but she’s pretty good quality for a wannabe dogfucker – and her looks are enhanced by her obvious youth and energy. She smiles as she lets the big dog pull her along the path, giving us an early indication that she is no match for his size and strength.

The guy is Mr Average. Between the girl and the dog no one will look at him long enough to think anything other than what a lucky bastard he is having a girl who will do this for him!

They introduce themselves as they walk. Both have solid Brummie accents. He seems to be trying to sound cool, she is on the edge of a nervous giggle at all times.

“Hello, I’m Steve – and this is my girlfriend Janine...” Says the guy, looking over at his girlfriend with obvious pride. We suspect this is more because of what she’s about to do that the way she looks.

She waves to the camera and says, “Hello!”, in a bright and cheery tone, mugging a wide smile for the camera.

The camera cuts to a close-up of the dog, pulling toward us. Steve continues his introduction. “And this big fella is Stan ... Isn’t he a good-looking boy?”

We cut to footage of Stan, walking next to an ugly old man with thinning hair and thick glasses. The way he’s casually holding Stan’s lead, and the way Stan is walking slowly, suggests the dog belongs to him rather than the younger couple. Steve continues his mono-tone Brummie introduction. “And this is Albert ... He owns Stan ... And he’s my neighbour.”

We cut to a shot of Steve sitting on a bed, looking a little frustrated/confused, looking toward his bedroom noise – we can hear strange moans and squeals, apparently coming from the other side of the wall. Steve explains in his voice-over. “For as long as I can remember I’ve always heard strange noises coming from next door ... I used to see young women going into Albert’s house after he’d walked Stan, and I always thought it was strange that an old bloke like him could pull young ladies – and make them make all those noises ... He was almost a kind of hero for me – because I thought he must be a powerhouse, or ‘ave a huge cock or something ... It wasn’t until The UK of Zoo started on tv that I figured out what it was...”

We cut to see Albert, sitting on a couch, talking to camera. Stan laid out on the floor at his feet. His accent is a little croaky, too many cigarettes. “My name’s Albert, I’ve never been married, and I’ve always loved dogsluts ... When I retired, I bought a dog for companionship, and I made sure I got one with all of his parts in working order ... I hoped that I’d meet lots of young ladies who would want to play with him ... And you know what ... I did! I suddenly found that young ladies would talk to me at the park when I took him for walks ... You wouldn’t believe how many of them want to have sex with a dog, and feel safe with me because I’m such a nice old man...” The way he says “nice old man” suggests that he’s a pervert and he knows it, and the wry smile he gives the camera shows that he finds the idea of him being “nice” to be quite funny.

Back to a close-up of Steve, now talking direct to camera, trying his hand at being a tv presenter ... And whilst he’s not as good to look at as Charley, he does a pretty decent job. “When I finally realised what was going on right next to my bedroom, I couldn’t stop thinking about my girlfriend being on the other side of that wall...”

Cut to footage of Janine, sitting on some stairs, looking a little shy, smiling up toward the camera as she gives her side of the story. “We were snuggled up on the couch watching UK of Zoo, ‘avin’ a bit of a kiss, and Steve tells me that he thinks the old guy next door does ‘this kind of thing’ ... And then I suddenly remembered that whenever I saw Albert outside his house, or walking Stan down to the shops, he’d always ask me questions...”

Back to Albert, on the couch, talking to camera – “I’ll always ask a girl, ‘Do you like dogs?’ or ‘Are you a doglover?’ ... Or I’ll say ‘Do big dogs scare you?’ It’s a great way to start a conversation – if they aren’t interested you can tell right away, and they don’t suspect a thing – it’s just an old bloke chatting about his dog ... But if they ARE interested, they’ll move the conversation along for you...”

Back to Janine, on the staircase – “I never thought anything about it at the time ... But as soon as Steve said that, I thought ... I thought - that dirty old bugger was trying to set me up with his dog ... And then ... Then I got really, really horny, thinking about it, and I had Steve right there infront of the tv, with his mum in the next room!”

More footage of Janine walking Stan, or being pulled along by him. The look on her face, especially the way she looks at the beast ahead of her, suggests a major sense of anticipation. Steve continues the story in voice-over. “I kept teasing Janine about knocking on Albert’s door and asking if she could ‘ave a go ... And then one day she says yes ... And she wanted to go right then ... I asked her if I could film it, and she was like...”

Back to Janine, on the staircase – shrugging and saying, “I said ‘why not?’ I mean, if I’m going to let a dog fuck me because I’ve seen it on tv, then why wouldn’t I want to do it on tv?”

Back to Steve, ‘presenting’ his show. “We found out that the application process for UK of Zoo takes months, and not everyone gets on ... So we decided to just do it for ourselves, and then offer the footage to the show ... And if you’re watching this ... That means they accepted it!”

We cut back to Janine, now standing at the foot of the staircase, looking excited and nervous, breathing a little hard ... She looks right into camera, and says (with a proud but nervous smiles), “My name is Janine Saunders, I’m 18, I’m from Birmingham – and I want to fuck my boyfriend’s neighbour’s dog!”

And with that she steps forward and opens the door to a lounge room – we follow her through the doorway and realise that it’s the same loungeroom we were filming Albert in for the earlier interview scenes.

We cut to a few moments later – Janine is standing in the middle of the room, peeling her sweater off to reveal a loose t-shirt underneath. Still wearing her jeans. She’s looking back and forth between the camera (held by Steve), Albert who is still slouched on the couch looking older than his 72 years, and Stan, now sitting up and looking very interested as the girl undresses.

“He never forgets a girl he’s fucked...” Notes Albert. “And once he’s fucked a girl, he completely loses interest. I mean, he’ll take it if it’s offered to him, but he’s not desperate for it ... He likes fresh meat...”

Janine pulls up on the bottom of her t-shirt, beginning to remove it as she asks, “How many girls has he had?” – but she pauses with the shirt raised to just under her chin as she waits for his answer. Her soft belly and bra exposed (firm young boobs held firm inside).

Albert shrugs. “I dunno ... He’s seven, and he’s been going about five years ... Probably more than a hundred...”

“Jeezus...” Gasps Steve from behind the camera. “That’s probably more than you, aye, Albert?”

Albert looks genuinely surprised by the comment. “Oh no ... I’ve fucked every girl he’s fucked ... That’s how I charge!” He laughs a little – looking up at Janine to check her reaction.

Janine gives a little laugh and then completes the removal of her t-shirt – looking back over to Steve as he asks, “Is that okay with you?”

She shrugs as she unbuttons her jeans. “Well ... I can’t really say no to fucking an old man if I’m willing to fuck a dog...” She doesn’t seem phased by the idea at all.

Steve flicks the camera over to Stan, still sitting, but wagging his big tail as he watches, his tongue hanging out ... Then back to Janine as she pulls her jeans down around her knees, then falls back onto the couch beside old Albert – letting him pull on her trouser legs, over her feet and then heaving them off altogether, exposing her smooth young legs.

“Are you looking forward to this?” Steve checks.

Janine looks from the camera to Albert, then to Stan infront of them on the floor. “Him” She asks, pointing at the old man, “Or him?” pointing at the dog.

“The doggy...” Steve confirms.

Janine smiles, a genuine broad smile, “Oh yeah ... Been looking forward to it for a week...”

She leans forward and away from Albert to let him unhook her bra, then sits back as it falls away revealing a nice young pair – not big, not small, not too firm ... Just young and round. As soon as she is sitting back, Albert brings a wrinkled old hand up and begins to squeeze them – one then the other, getting a good feel for them – and she does nothing to stop him ... Letting her head fall back onto the back of the couch and turning toward him, offering up her mouth, letting him move in for a kiss ... Ugly 72-year-old lips meeting 18-year-old prettiness, mouths opening, tongues clearly in use.

As he kisses her, the old man runs his hand down from squeezing her young tits, to her panties – and slips his thin fingers inside, going down between her thighs to rub at her pussy inside her underwear. She reacts by pushing her crotch forward and spreading her thighs, letting his fingers work her hole.

He breaks off the kiss just long enough to call, “Stan”, as he pulls the gusset of the girl’s panties to the side to expose her pink pussy lips, which he is spreading with his old fingers – showing off the glistening insides for the camera and the dog.

Stan immediately buries his snout between her young thighs and starts to lick at her pussy. She throws her head back against the couch back again, gasping and moaning, “Ohhhhh God!”, as his hot tongue makes contact with her juicy slot.

Next to her, Albert stands, unbuttons his shirt to show off a skinny rib-heavy torso and a slight pot-belly ... Then, as the dog continues to lick the teenager’s pussy, he removes his trousers – revealing skinny, very white legs and his old cock and balls. Cock already stiff, balls dangling low. He stands over the girl, masturbating slowly, making sure his cock is ready for action – also checking to make sure he’s not blocking Steve’s camera angle, and moving slightly to make sure.

Stan continues to lick, and Janine has raised her hands to her boobs to fondle and tickle at her nipples as the dog tickles her clit. She’s having fun ... Arching her back and breathing heavy and hard ... Getting more and more into it as the dog licks at her soft pussy lips – his tongue slipping into the slot between them ... Her tossing her head back and gasping, “ooohhhhhmmmfffff ... ffucckk ... shhitt”

He keeps on licking – intensely seeking out the best angle to get his tongue as deep inside her as possible – tasting all of her flavours – his wide warm tongue sliding over her clit on every upward stroke...

And then she’s cumming ... Shivering and shaking – squeezing her nipples hard – smiling broadly as her whole body glistens with sweat. Holding herself as still as she can as the pleasure washing over her – doing everything she can to avoid scaring the big beast and his tantalising tongue away from her.

Albert backs up and sits down on the couch beside the young lady again, sitting back so that his erect cock is presented proudly for her – his arms wide – he calls “Stan!” and the dog stops licking and looks up at his master...