s6e2: Raquel Ferdinand (33)

We’re looking at the pretty but increasingly fake features of our hostess – Charley Ozvik. Her nose a little too slim and pointy, her jaw too defined, her teeth too perfect. There’s not a line on her face and when she talks her face barely moves. It’s a little like watching a Thunderbird puppet talking. A very sexy Thunderbird puppet!

She’s wearing a tight blouse, the top few buttons undone to show off plenty of her fake cleavage and fragments of a huge tattoo that’s across her chest. Regular viewers know that the tattoo proclaims her DOGWHORE status.

She talks direct to the camera – which she appears to be holding selfie-style.

“Hello, I’m Charley Ozvik – and I’m here to welcome you to another episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’. The Coronavirus has stopped the country, but it hasn’t stopped me...” She pans the camera down to look at a large golden retriever that is walking alongside her, looking up at her. “And it hasn’t stopped my puppy either...” She flicks the camera back up to her smiling face and continues. “We’re travelling up and down the country to entertain you in these dark days ... And this week we’re heading down to London to meet yet another dirty slut who wants to enter the world of bestiality!”

We cut to home video footage, lower quality, with poor sound. Obviously shot at home on an iPhone, selfie-style again. This year’s show has a very clear low budget, home-made vibe, due to it being made almost totally by Charley.

We’re looking at a pretty young lady with a wide smile and a ton of white teeth. Her features are soft, her skin smooth. Her shoulder length dirty-blonde hair is tied up and she’s wearing a sweater that is hanging off her shoulders – so her elegant, slim neck is highlighted. She giggles and rocks as she speaks – and each time she rocks forward everyone will be looking down the front of that sweater trying to see her tits.

When she speaks, it’s with a posh, bubbly accent – and she sounds like she’s had a few glasses of wine...

“Hallo ... My name is Raquel Ferdinand. I’m 33 years old, and I’m from Kensington in London ... And I want to be on The United Kingdom of Zoo...” She smiles.

There’s a little jump-cut, the camera angle changing a little. Raquel putting a wine glass down and swallowing the sip she’s just taken.

“I’ve never told anyone this story before, but it’s probably the most formative moment of my life ... I think it’s the most influential thing I ever saw in my whole life.” She gathers herself for a second. Takes another little sip of wine. Readying herself to expose a big secret.

“When I was very young. I got up in the middle of the night and went downstairs looking for my mother and father, and I when I found them – mother was on the floor with our dog, and, as I remember it, she had her head under his belly, and she was sucking on his cock...”

Cut to a moment later, “I don’t actually remember seeing his cock in her mouth. It was over in seconds, as soon as they saw me ... I have a vivid memory of mother getting up off the floor and running over to rush me back up to bed, all naked and wobbling boobs ... I’d seen her naked before, but never rushing around like that...”

Cut again, “After I caught them – I think they thought I was too young to know what was going on ... So it was never mentioned again. I don’t know if it was a one time thing, or if they kept doing it and I just stayed asleep on other nights ... For all I know it was happening throughout my childhood. They had the dog until I was eleven ... I forgot all about what I’d seen until I started to get intimate with boys ... Then, I think the very first time I had a cock in my mouth, it suddenly it dawned on me what mum was doing all those years ago ... And as I started sucking on it, all I could think of was sucking on a dog ... I was giving my first ever blow-job, and rather than thinking about what I was doing – I was fantasizing about dogs! It was ... Disgusting ... And thrilling ... And that’s what I’ve thought every time I’ve given a blowjob since. I don’t think about it during sex. Only during oral.”

“I could decide if what I was remembering was real or fantasy ... Did I really see my mother on the living room floor, sucking our dog’s cock? I started to think maybe it was some kind of a dream, or I had seen something on tv when I walked in, and mixed up reality and tv ... Then I was visiting mum and we had the tv on – and “The United Kingdom of Zoo” came on ... And we were both very quiet, just watching in silence. I was just about to ask her about it, and she suddenly said, ‘Don’t ask’, and I knew right then that I had remembered everything right. It wasn’t a dream after all. And I thought, well, if Mummy has done it ... I want to do it too! So here I am...”

She smiles into camera – pauses ... Looking a little awkward, like she’s not sure when to end the shot ... Then we cut to...

A row of white fronted Edwardian houses. We move quickly, hand-held, from a car to one of the houses, hearing the familiar tones of Charley as she encourages Thor to, “Come on, boy, keep up...”. Looking down briefly to see the big Labrador trotting along beside us, his big tongue hanging out, clearly loving this burst of exercise.

Then we’re at the front-door. We pause as Charley pushes the doorbell for the 3rd level flat. Then hear a buzz and watch Charley’s hand push the door open infront of us...

Hand-held, first person perspective again, we move into the lobby, then up the stairs (only showing a couple of steps at the bottom and the top) until we’re at the door to Flat 3 ... Which opens infront of us to reveal Raquel. Now dressed in a sexy-three-piece lingerie set – black lace and silk bra, matching panties, and elasticated hold-up stockings. She wears it well – her body slim and tight. The boobs could be bigger, and the legs longer, but few will be complaining about the way she is put together.

As she steps back to let us enter the room her body language suggests that she’s had a few wines today. We enter, and she drops down onto her haunches to welcome Thor with a hand on either side of his body – rubbing her fingers through his fur as she wraps her arms around him for an almost over-familiar hug. Big smile on her face as she feels his soft golden fur against her body.

Thor pushes forward against the woman – and the combination of his movement and her unsteadiness leads to her falling back – letting out a shrieking laugh as her legs fly up in the air on either side of the dog. Charley tugs on Thor’s leash, pulling him back from Raquel as she lays back, laughing.

“Thhaaaattt’s okay...” Laughs our guest. “He can do WHATEVER he wants to me...”

We watch her rolling over for a second, then cut to a new angle – her sitting on her couch, still in her lingerie. She’s sitting drunk rather than demure. Legs apart showing off the gusset of her panties, elbows on knees, a glass of wine in one hand as she leans forward, producing extra cleavage. She’s talking fast and loose, slurring a little.

“I don’t find dogs attractive ... I’m not a wierdo ... Although HE’S GORGEOUS! ... Haha ha...” She laughs. “But the idea has always been in my head that this would just be such a filthy thing to do ... And I ... I don’t know ... It just seems like ... Ahhhhh...” She snaps into almost completely serious mode – staring right into the camera lens. “I just want to suck on his big fat doggy cock ... Okay?” Pauses, then laughs again.

Charley can tell that she’s only a glass away from collapsing, so she decides to get started now rather than push on with the interview – we can use her audition footage for the background story ... So we cut to:

Raquel, as she stands up again - a little wobbly on her feet but still smiling. She puts the glass down then looks right into camera and confirms that, “My name is Raquel Ferdinand, and I want to have sex with – “ she points down toward Thor, who is looking up at her and wagging his tail slowly, “ – THIS doggy!”

Then she’s unhooking her bra – flipping a shoulder strap down, then taking a few seconds to get the hooks unattached behind her back, before letting the top away. She pulls an “oooh” face as her boobs are revealed properly. They sag a little more than we would expect for a woman of her age. Nothing sinister – she just has those kinds of tits.

Panties next – pulling down her thighs, revealing well-trimmed pussy hair - over her knees, and down over her calves ... Almost toppling over as she steps each foot out of the panties, catching them on one heel ... She leaves her stockings on. She obviously been watching the show long enough to know what Charley likes!

She looks around, then smiles again, leaning forward toward the camera, and asks, “Can we do it on the floor?” with that alcohol fuelled energy in her voice. Charley confirms that this will be fine - we’re here to do whatever she wants to do.

Then she gets down onto her knees, a little heavier than she might have planned – her judgement just a little off. “Fuck...” She says, rubbing one knee. She looks up at the camera, “I suppose that’s just the beginning of the pain! Ha ha ha...” She laughs, then almost under her breath, “I hope!” Then a little surprised ‘did-I-say-that-out-loud’ look on her face.

She leans forward onto her hands and getting comfortable - her belly sagging downward a little, sagging boobs hanging, small arse in the air. Her body is pretty good, but not spectacular, and this position does her no favours. She looked better standing up – but we don’t complain, and she doesn’t seem to have any insecurities.

She nods off camera to confirm that she’s ready. “Okay...”

Charley unhooks Thor and he runs straight into the shot - running straight to his tipsy bitch, sniffing her backside, digging his nose down between her thighs. Sniffing deep and hard.

Raquel smiles broadly, open mouthed swearing, “Oh dirty fucking dog ... Straight for my pussy!”, giggling and breathing through the moment as the dog happily licks at her sex. His warm tongue digging in as he drinks her wet pussy as hungrily as she drank that wine.

She looks into camera as the dog keeps licking, taking her weight on one hand so she can reach up with the other and stroke a few loose strands of hair from her eye. Smiling as she makes eye contact with us. Pouting as sexily as she can – at least she thinks it looks sexy, rather than slutty and stupid.

Cut to a wide-angle. Her jiggling and giggling as the big dog licks her pussy and arsehole from behind.

She turns her head turned toward Charley and her GoPro - pulling more faces as the dog keeps working on her. “Oh Yeaahhh!” She calls to camera, she looks very happy to be here.

She reaches back behind her arse to rest a hand on top of the dog’s head, his fur in her hand enhancing the feeling of being with a dog. It’s funny how common this is with dog-lovers – the desire to remind themselves that it’s a hairy beast that’s pleasuring them...

He licks intently, dropping his front end to get a better angle at her pussy – licking upwards, his tongue sliding inside her, making her smile broadly. “Good boyyyy!” She moans. “Don’t stop...”

Famous last words ... He stops licking, bounces around infront of her, looks into her face, licks at her – and before she can react, drops his head and pushes under her – the back of his head under her chest. She rolls over a little and pushes him away, laughing at his manic behaviour.