Twilo
by Mat Twassel
Copyright© 2024 by Mat Twassel
Flash Sex Story: They say walnuts are healthy. In some cases maybe a little too healthy. Illustrated.
Caution: This Flash Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Fa Fiction Anal Sex Illustrated .
“Nils. I’m glad you picked up. Are you coming home soon?”
“Hey Jamie. I’m just finishing up. Probably another hour at most.”
“Oh. Um, is there any chance you could make it quicker?”
“Jamie, is everything all right?”
“I’m not sure. It’s been kind of a weird day.”
“How so?”
“It’s kind of hard to explain. See, I wanted to make this cake, the kind you like, and I know how you like walnuts, so I thought I’d decorate the top, the icing, you know, with walnuts. So I went to the store and got some. And then when I was making the frosting, I thought maybe I should check the recipe. I was thinking maybe I should glaze the walnuts.”
“Yeah, glazed sounds good.”
“But when I did the Google search under walnuts it took me to this blog, to a part of it talking about walnuts. It said something like if you have one walnut in each hand and you put them on the table you’ll have two walnuts. Duh!”
“Yeah, I suppose so. Unless one rolls off the table or something.”
“Right. Well, I didn’t think much of it, but I scrolled down the list of hits, and there was one that pointed to a TV show. Dick Van Dyke. And I remembered how you once said when you were a kid you thought Mary Tyler Moore was hot.”
“She was, or I thought so.”
“So I watched the episode. Oh Nils.”
“Hey, I remember the one about the walnuts. Kind of funny. Wait, were you scared?”
“No. I don’t know.”
“So you said there was weird stuff?”
“It’s silly, but after seeing the show, and reading about how one walnut plus one walnut equals two walnuts—I kind of did an experiment. You’re going to think I’m ... See I was thinking too about how you thought Mary Tyler Moore was sexy, and I wondered if you ever, you know, masturbated while thinking of her, or watching the show, and the thought kind of turned me on.”
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