Limericks

They had a dinner date
She ate everything on her plate
He was impressed
Then he took off her dress
They didn’t come home until late

She had a slice of pie
He some whiskey and rye
She was in a funk
When he ended up drunk
She fished herself with a sigh

On a dance floor open to the sky
So close she was feeling high
She took him home
Then swallowed his bone
He happily ate at the Y