Rude Awakening

It was very late when I, the best man manhandled my best friend, the groom to my parents house.

Well I guess it’s my sister’s and mine now.

I poured him into my sister’s bed, she was away at college. Somewhere after 3 a.m. I finally got to bed. At 5:30 am give or take I woke to a shriek a mix of little girl and a cat in a wet sack. I ran grabbing a bat off my wall.

In the hall I trace it to my sister’s room I open the door and see a shadow holding a knife and my friend still shrieking trying to crawl through the headboard. I reach with my left hand to turn the light on.

With the lights on I looked and fell down laughing as I see my friend still trying to fuse through the wall and my sister’s cardboard cutout of hannah montana singing into her wireless mike.