Author’s note: Some of the dialogue must be read phonetically since I have tried to give the story the flavor of where it occurs. Say it out loud if necessary. Just think of the Beverly Hillbillies and you will catch on.

My ma is ugly. So’s my sister and so’s my wife. But Ah gits the best sex ever.

Now Ah ain’t callen my speshul wimmen butt ugly or scary ugly. They’s just not whut folks would call purty. Ther’s an ole guy sayin that all pussies feel alike in the dark. Well, that ain’t true. Ah’ve had me some of that fancy city pussy, all shaved and dressed up with makeup and jewelry and piercings, but it ain’t the best, lemme tell you.

My wimmen don’t put on no airs. They just honestly likes a man enjoyin their body whilst they’s enjoyin his.

My Ma wuz my first pussy. She didn’t have looks to get guys attention so she got a personality that made em take her out. She figgered out how to give em speshul treats with her body that wud make em come back fer more. They shur did and she got to choose one fer a husband. It might not have even been the guy who planted me but that didn’t matter.

She sort of spoiled me fer what to expect from a girl. The best one Ah found besides her was my own sis. Ma taught her well and she got lots of dates from the better guys when the word got around. Lots of times she didn’t get a good enuf fuckin from her dates and she’d slip into my bed and Ah’d wake up with a slippery pussy ridin me.